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Cath@cathinator· 18d

I call her Lady Jane, after the very nice woman who was clearing out her parents' house to put it on the market. (She couldn't stop thanking me for picking it up same day lol)

A medium tone wood china hutch (the seller called it pecan) next to a vintage child's rocking chair. The back of the hutch is dated January 20, 1966!

Cath@cathinator· Jul 6

It's a good thing my husband deemed my enchilasagna "exceptional" because I made a set for the freezer.

Two square single serve dishes, containing cooked bean and cheese enchiladas, which are made with flat layers, rather than rolled.

Uncooked enchilasagna in my Souper Cubes.

Cath@cathinator· Jul 3

A more intentional green.

Our bathroom, painted a slightly blueish green. It is "timbered green" from the Crayola x Dutch Boy collection

Cath@cathinator· Jul 2

Gonna use this weekend to free myself from the tyranny of the world's ugliest bathroom color.

The greenish gray cement color of my bathroom. I don't love the light fixture, either, but I think it's salvageable with just new glass shades.

Cath@cathinator· Jul 1

Remember dress clips, from the early 90s? They still sell them, but I only need one. Why do they all come in multipacks?! I get the multiple colors pack, but six black ones?

Product listing photo of the type of dress clip in discussion. Sorry for the flashback.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 28

"Where will we put it? What will we put in it?" "doesn't matter, it's beautiful"

A midcentury style sideboard, pictured inside the ReStore.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 23

I got rid of my pots and pans set when we moved, which means unless/until I pick replacements, all my cooking is happening on these five surfaces. And the oven and air fryer, I suppose.

Clockwise from lower left: the pressure cooker I never use to pressure cook, an 8" nonstick pan I got for free, a tiny 1 qt stainless sauce pan my mom gave me in like 2002 when she was attempting to prepare us to move out, one holiday at a time, a cast iron skillet, and (center) the built in cast iron skillet on my stove.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 20

Anything is edible at least once, right? (I have no idea what kinds these are)

A smattering of at least two different kinds of mushrooms. On the left, they are lighter and rounder, like the dancing ones in Fantasia. On the right, the are darker, almost sinister looking.

A different clump of mushrooms, but possibly the same type as on the left in the other picture.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 14

Who wants to see my new rug??

The rug has various large, brightly colored flowers.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 8

I was like "I don't even remember what mine is." Oh.

Cath@cathinator· Jun 8

Ooh, @authoremmabarry.bsky.social, look! 😍😍😍

Screenshot of an email with the subject "You're invited to read YOU ME, & THE CONSPIRACY by Emma Barry" with the body starting "HISTORY WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE THIS HOT" in giant blue text.

Cath@cathinator· May 25

I had some downtime while getting new tires, so I looked up when I got gmail, as one does

Welcome email from Gmail Team, dated 9/21/2004

Cath@cathinator· May 21

I am cleaning out the spice cupboard and told my son to say goodbye to my tiny Tabasco bottle. Without missing a best, he said "Adios, muchacho" which is particularly hilarious because he doesn't speak Spanish or eat hot sauce

My hand, holding a bottle of Tabasco sauce that is so tiny that even my stubby fingers are longer than it

Cath@cathinator· May 19

Has anyone painted over their tile backsplash? Do you have any tips? I haven't even moved in yet and I already hate whoever chose and installed this.

Picture of a portion of the kitchen. Dishwasher below, cabinet above, and in between, the most obvious fake stone tile backsplash. They didn't even try to lay it so that the pattern repeats aren't as noticeable. Like, mix up the box, turn it upside down, SOMETHING.

Cath@cathinator· May 15

The "you guys are getting paid?" meme, updated to say "Wait, you guys are getting the rewards of being loved?"

Cath@cathinator· May 10

Post your warning sign

A box of baked goods with the label "damaged but delicious"

Cath@cathinator· May 9

It isn't comfortable for me to sit in a classic manspread, but it's important to me to establish my space.

A picture of my legs in my airplane seat. My right ankle is on my left knee, making my right knee take the full width of my seat. I am wearing gray joggers and navy sneakers with a rainbow stripe, plus some very awkward looking but important black compression socks.

Cath@cathinator· Apr 29

Post a meme you made Or several, there are no rules

The distracted boyfriend meme
The angry girlfriend on the right says
"TBR
library holds
New releases"
The boyfriend is "me"
The girlie in red on the left is "rereading a baseball romance"

Ryan Gosling as Ken with the caption "my job is just calls"

The arm wrestling meme. The left arm says "me not checking the toaster setting" the right arm says "people after a conversation with me" and their clasped hands say "'that was darker than I expected'".

It is possible that I didn't actually make this, but I'm like 95% sure it was me.

A screenshot of probably my most viral tweet, wherein on January 7, 2021 I posted the gif of Mrs Potato head in Toy Story saying "and I packed your angry eyes just in case" with the caption "Ann Romney on Tuesday". It was a reference to the photo of Mitt shooting absolute eye daggers as they certified the election.

Cath@cathinator· Apr 29

I made an oops all berries too!

A box of Oops All Berries cereal, but "berries" has been replaced with "Dead Bad Dad books mess me up." I was going through it.

Cath@cathinator· Apr 26

Phone: clean up space by deleting screenshots Me: Sure! ...no wait, I need all these The screenshots:

A screenshot from family search showing my relationship to Pocahontas (my 12th great grandma).

A tweet from t is online (@tbutonline) that says

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to goto work today

Timestamped 8:17 AM 16 Jan 2024

A (heterosexual female) friend sent this to me.

A kindle highlight that says
Vincent shakes his head. "No dog is truly hypoallergenic."

My annotation says
*slaps desk* THANK YOU!

I don't even remember what book this is from.

Screenshot of Instagram DMs. A friend has responded to my story, wherein I posted a John Green reel with a comment about how when I watched Finding Neverland with my kids, I explained that when someone has a cough in a historical film, it's bad news. My friend said "Chekov's cough" to which I responded "Chekcough".

Cath@cathinator· Apr 25

I actually think the guys have a point, though.

A post from Yanncé, @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app, which says:

I have never once been able to convince a boyfriend to go strawberry picking with me. Every single time, they look me dead in my eyes and say something about slavery.

Cath@cathinator· Apr 22

This floor plan is unhinged, but I'll be honest, the price is right

Floorplan of a house that has clearly had an addition, resulting in some weird layout stuff. For example, in order to go from the front door to the primary bedroom, you have to go through the kitchen, the "dining room" (formerly a bedroom, methinks) down a couple steps into the family room, then turn into the laundry room. From there you go through ANOTHER kitchen, finally to get to the primary. But it has an en suite, so....

Cath@cathinator· Apr 22

My husband wants to make a little table top soccer game and call it Futbol and I said to call it Futbowl, but I can't decide if it's clever or just Oneders.

A product called a Biñho board. It has a red playing field, surrounded by white...bands? They look kind of like resistance bands, I think? With little pegs as players and a ball that you try to flick into the net. It's kind of like a big shallow bowl, right??

Cath@cathinator· Apr 7

Look who I spotted at my library, @mettemarieivie.bsky.social!

A copy of The Rose Throne by Mette Ivie Harrison on a library display with a sign that says "What'd 'YA' miss"

Cath@cathinator· Apr 5

Maybe I'm just a basic bitch, but I hate this trend so much. I want a SHOWER CURTAIN. I do not want someone wandering into the bathroom to look for the good nail clippers and seeing me freeze my tits off as water splashes half the room!!

A fancy primary bathroom with obviously expensive finishings. The toilet is on the left, a stand alone tub on the right, and in the middle is the shower, which is protected by a maybe two foot wide panel of glass, with the rest of it open to the shower. Also of note, it appears to be a rainfall shower head, which makes it hard to avoid getting one's hair wet.

Cath@cathinator· Mar 30

He looks more like Michael, but that's boring so I'mma call him José

Stained glass parrot with a green body and blue wing.

Cath@cathinator· Mar 29

The bestest bat boy

A dalmatian wearing a red bandana is grabbing a baseball bat.

Cath@cathinator· Mar 29

Row four behind home plate

A selfie of me, making a Jim in The Office type face, as two rows behind me is a shirtless Firefighter.

Cath@cathinator· Mar 27

Apparently I can't see the replies because she broke down and went on private lol

A post on Threads from kara.raposas that reads:
why does everyone love the Percy Jackson series but throw hate to the new HP series when both have movies and were adapted from books?

There are eight likes and one hundred and twenty comments. Instead of replies, it just says "Sorry, something went wrong. Try again"

Cath@cathinator· Mar 25

Is there any reason I shouldn't buy this???