Shit! You were supposed to use a colander???

Snap

If this isn’t how I’m greeted in the afterlife, I ain’t going.

My boy does that to his harness occasionally too

Captain Biscuit agrees wholeheartedly too

Post somethimg from the 80s

Carbs don’t count

6’ 8” And hung 🤤

I don’t think Brighton should join in…

That is not a war trumpet and boar standard

Tango Tosser’s new buttplug should finally stop him 💩ing himself so much. Providing he keeps it inserted 🤢

That’s him: Captain Biscuit, living his best life on the heated blanket (I don’t get a choice if I can use it) 🤣

Let's see you at 21 (ish) Me at 21 years old

Are we sure he didn’t mean this one? 😉

Again… 😏

My best friend had 3 Dalmatians. One of them was deaf, her name was Tivoli and she understood some sign language. If I had the room I’d have loved to have a Dalmatian. But I love my little furry sausage.

Meanwhile, my dog just judges me…

Then and now, 7 years later

Throwback Thursday.

I totally misread that…

I found a fat Spider-Man when out the other day. Representation at last! 😂

How about this one?

Finally got my hair & beard did. Though I think the beard is still too long tbh.

I ask Captain Biscuit if he’s my Little Stinker-Bum quite often. He will occasionally answer in the negative… then go and do a stinky poo to prove me right.

Reskeet with a harness pic