Shit! You were supposed to use a colander???

Me, at any gay club now I’m over 50

Ahh Pawpcorn sniffies activated!

Piper Laurie played Carrie’s mother (a religious nutjob)

Surely The Goonies is the GOAT of the 80’s?

Captain Biscuit isn’t impressed with his moist & cool ‘kerchief. He has stopped panting from the heat though. Alt text for emphasis 🤭

Snap

If this isn’t how I’m greeted in the afterlife, I ain’t going.

My boy does that to his harness occasionally too

Captain Biscuit agrees wholeheartedly too

Post somethimg from the 80s

Carbs don’t count

6’ 8” And hung 🤤

I don’t think Brighton should join in…

That is not a war trumpet and boar standard

Tango Tosser’s new buttplug should finally stop him 💩ing himself so much. Providing he keeps it inserted 🤢

That’s him: Captain Biscuit, living his best life on the heated blanket (I don’t get a choice if I can use it) 🤣

Let's see you at 21 (ish) Me at 21 years old

Are we sure he didn’t mean this one? 😉

Again… 😏

My best friend had 3 Dalmatians. One of them was deaf, her name was Tivoli and she understood some sign language. If I had the room I’d have loved to have a Dalmatian. But I love my little furry sausage.

Meanwhile, my dog just judges me…

Then and now, 7 years later

Throwback Thursday.

I totally misread that…

I found a fat Spider-Man when out the other day. Representation at last! 😂