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Charming Kitten

@charmingkitten

Professionally nonplussed. Thought follower. I like your cats. Portland, OR.

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Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· 6d

He did the old Colbert bit

Brian Owendoff providing irrefutable evidence that he's no racist

The Colbert Report's host Steven Colbert and his black friend Alan

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· 9d

Having to remove some splinters after a rough

A screenshot of an iOS app named Bambu Handy

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· 19d

Around 660 months, your 3per may still be holding a crayon using the whole hand or fist. They may also switch hands and even hold crayons in each hand while trying to color. At this stage, many would avoid giving 3pers crayons because they are likely to put them in their mouths.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· 22d

If you're broke until next payday, I get it. You could always just get me this gem instead. shop.weirdal.com/products/wei...

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jun 16

Bird facts

Brainiac Birds
Chickadees remember where they have hidden tens of thousands of cached seeds.
Each fall, their hippocampus, the part of the brain responsible for spatial memory, grows new nerve cells and increases about 30% in size. As winter progresses and there is less to remember, the brain slowly returns to normal size.
Black-capped Chickadee.
Photo courtesy of the
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jun 12

The world's most bizarre and corrupt mayor Eric Adams giving the thumbs up as a bulldozer crushes impounded dirt bikes in the background.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jun 12

Sam Eagle looking angry

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jun 10

Lay them on me brother

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jun 1

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· May 15

16 of these

A cardboard box

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Mar 21

I need someone at Peloton to answer for this keyboard

A keyboard with the y and z keys swapped

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Feb 9

Adding creatine to my morning coffee

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jan 6

OK then

An "America The Beautiful" park pass with Jeffery Epstein's face on George Washington's body. The title reads - American Pedofriends. Trump's face is not covered by a sticker.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Jan 1

Behold the chosen one (me)

BlueSky notifications screen. A notification lets me know that Elon Musk follows me and I can't think of any reason to be skeptical.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 28

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 21

Hey, at least it's a whimsical shape that I will never be able to lock my bike to AND uses standard nuts for the mounting hardware

Zooming in on the bike rack mounting hardware to show standard size bolts/nuts

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 21

Mike McDaniel looking at Quinn Ewers, singing - here I go, again on my ooowwowowwnnnn

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 15

A young chicken sometimes looks like someone duct taped a chicks head onto a different chicken

A young chicken in Kawaii without all of its adult feathers

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 15

Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber talking to a football - "So you're telling me there's a chance"

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Dec 3

Santa Hole is surprised to see you on the nice list this year

A hole drilled into a concrete wall. Someone has added googly eyes and painted a white beard to make a surprised face.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Nov 21

Ghost pottery scene with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. Demi is Zohran, Patrick is Zohran's sincere beliefs, and the malleable lump of shit clay is Trump.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Nov 21

the whole reason I have an ad blocker is that websites consistently show that they are not interested in an optimal user experience

A screen grab from the Oregonian, telling me that "Your experience is important to us" and for "optional functionality" I should disable my ad blocker. lol. lmao.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Nov 10

@pelosi.house.gov can you give @schumer.senate.gov a clap for all of his hard work

Nancy Pelosi giving Trump her sarcastic clap

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Oct 31

Tonight queen meme asking about a 4th ave bike ride

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Oct 4

Sickos meme

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Sep 21

Doing the Burpee Mile while playing the 1619 Project podcast at maximum volume

“Woke AF” nootropic pre-workout supplement found at the grocery store. Somehow flavored like Miami?

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Sep 13

oh

A screenshot of the CPAC stage with a banner above reading "We Are All Domestic Terrorists"

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Sep 3

Canada Jay, Mt. Adams WA

An adorable Canada Jay posing on a dead tree

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Sep 3

Osprey nest @ Mono Lake

A picture of a couple of juvenile osprey in their nest perched on a tufa.

Charming Kitten@charmingkitten· Aug 6

No surprise, their electric busses go hard AF. Look at this promo shot www.blue-bird.com/electric/

A Blue Bird electric bus looking bad ass surrounded by fog