Chicago Showoff (@chicagoshowoff) · DIRTY

Chicago Showoff

@chicagoshowoff

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Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· 24d

On the back porch tonight with pesto and penis. Only thing missing is you

Account owner displays a big bowl of pesto pasta salad with their big veiny cock resting on the rim of the bowl

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· 27d

Boy math is pretty simple. I spread my legs. you simp, serve and send gifts. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 21

I inherited this from my father. Pretty cool appendage I must say

Account owner pulls back their shorts and boxers to give you a Birds Eye view of their penis and pubes. This is what their hairy sex looks like on any given day when forced to wear pants.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 20

I just received HARD WOOD | Boy Smells Candle from Danny via Throne. Keeping me bricked up and smelling fresh. Thanks, bud!

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 15

Looks like it’s deep dish and deep dick for you

The account owner flopped out their hairy semi-engorged sex parts in front of a fresh-baked deep dish pizza cooling in a 10in round pie pan.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 28

I just received a Nutsack Kiss from Anonymous via Throne. Your obedience will be rewarded, son, but first submit to my superior sex. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Account owner is flexing while sitting on the edge of a bed with their heavy sex dong and bull balls hanging free through the fly of light blue Calvin Klein boxers.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 25

If I invite you to brunch you gotta be my munch

Account owner in the kitchen shows off a made to order omelet with dill, carrots, pickled purple onion and turkey bacon as well as a big ole slab of hairy dong.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 9

cock and also balls

Account owner is showing off an obscenely large engorged erection after sneaking off for an edging session of penis rubs in the bathroom

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 5

I just received Sexy Swimwear from Danny via Throne. Thanks for assisting my show off, sweet sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 5

Hey goober it’s time to eat again

Account owner shows off their hairy cock and balls and a green crunchy broccoli and snap pea salad

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 30

Big hairy wiener with prominent main vein needs a slutty tongue to lick up the leakage #throwback #thirstythursday #tbt

Account owner kicks back on the bed to unbutton denim shorts allowing their fully rock hard cock to breathe. The glorious erection shows off the veins, curly pubes and a precum dripping mushroom head.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 22

Hurry home princess we’re having bbq beef and peanut noodles

Account owner shows off thin-shaved beef and a colorful (green and orange) cold noodle salad near their hairy nude lower half.

Account owner shows off thin-shaved beef and a colorful (green and orange) cold noodle salad near their hairy nude lower half.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 15

Hey cutie we’re having taco bowls with sweet potato instead of rice and a side of hairy ballsack

Account owner displays roasted sweet potato chunks and fresh-prepared guacamole in two different sized bowls which strangely resemble the size of their hairy testicles

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 14

If you see my penis on a Monday you’re destined for a great week. It’s science #exposedpenis #bushtok #porn #monochromemonday #mcm

Account owner is holding back their big bush to expose a semi-flaccid veiny penis with a downward curve. This is the view you would see if the account owner was taking a piss next to you in a public toilet.

Zoomed in for detail to further expose the account owner’s big curly bush, the low hanging nutsack and the veiny shaft.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 6

Come over here and get you some

Account owner flops out veiny dong and heavy ball sack in the kitchen to tempt you to come over for dinner.

Pictured is a large-batch weekly meal prep of pan roasted Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and chicken legs.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 17

Babe I cooked us dinner but first we gotta fuck

Account owner displays an engorged erection with unruly pubes in the kitchen while waiting for oven roasted veggies to cool

Pictured is a large-batch weekly meal prep of pan roasted cabbage and chicken sausage

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Bator Grease from Anonymous via Throne. Thanks for keeping me slick, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received EliteMan Celestial Trunk from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you for keeping me comfortable, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Backpack - Obsidian Black from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Barefoot Training Shoes from Anonymous via Throne. Thanks for the gear, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Nov 4

a fidget toy to help you relax #TesticleTuesday #BullBalls #LowHangers

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 14

I just received Nutsack Kiss from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Account owner is flexing while sitting on the edge of a bed with their heavy sex dong and bull balls hanging free through the fly of light blue Calvin Klein boxers.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 7

I was having a toe wiggling good time playing with myself 😵‍💫🦶

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 1

I just received Jock Strap from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle.

Gift image

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 28

If we spent a day together I wonder what we’d get up to?

Account owner takes a front facing selfie of their body standing in little, thin, light blue house shorts, inviting you to imagine what you’d like to do together.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 24

My cash magnet cock said submit and $end

A screen cap of the CashApp transaction history between the financial sub and account owner showing a total of $1,895 sent in tribute payments.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 24

Aww he made me his home screen and then he emptied out his wallet

Screen shot of a conversation between account owner and a financial sub.
sub: I want to so bad daddy {proof of making my bulge his lock screen} You’re so hung 🤤🤤
account owner: you’re a good girl for daddy’s fat cock

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 19

No way, boss, that’s not a waistbanded boner and I’m definitely not mindlessly rubbing it at work 😵‍💫🍆

Account owner (in business casual activewear) shows off a thick, veiny erection flipped up and pinned down by an elastic waistband while sitting in an office chair.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 16

POV: I take you to my spot for this view ⬇️

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 9

Bush, balls and feet makin’em weak. Submit to hairy hog $end your hard earned cash to me

Naked account owner stands wide stance at the top of an ocean blue yoga mat showing off their feet, hairy legs, low hanging balls, semi-erect, veiny penis, and full bush. The cock and balls hang heavy and aromatic after yoga practice.