Chicago Showoff

@chicagoshowoff

belligerently bisexual, big-dicked nonbinary loverboy most likely edging and exposing fat leaky dong | respond to messages + go live on paid platforms ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· 24d

On the back porch tonight with pesto and penis. Only thing missing is you

Account owner displays a big bowl of pesto pasta salad with their big veiny cock resting on the rim of the bowl

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· 27d

Boy math is pretty simple. I spread my legs. you simp, serve and send gifts. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 21

I inherited this from my father. Pretty cool appendage I must say

Account owner pulls back their shorts and boxers to give you a Birds Eye view of their penis and pubes. This is what their hairy sex looks like on any given day when forced to wear pants.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 20

I just received HARD WOOD | Boy Smells Candle from Danny via Throne. Keeping me bricked up and smelling fresh. Thanks, bud!

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Jun 15

Looks like it’s deep dish and deep dick for you

The account owner flopped out their hairy semi-engorged sex parts in front of a fresh-baked deep dish pizza cooling in a 10in round pie pan.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 28

I just received a Nutsack Kiss from Anonymous via Throne. Your obedience will be rewarded, son, but first submit to my superior sex. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Account owner is flexing while sitting on the edge of a bed with their heavy sex dong and bull balls hanging free through the fly of light blue Calvin Klein boxers.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 25

If I invite you to brunch you gotta be my munch

Account owner in the kitchen shows off a made to order omelet with dill, carrots, pickled purple onion and turkey bacon as well as a big ole slab of hairy dong.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 9

cock and also balls

Account owner is showing off an obscenely large engorged erection after sneaking off for an edging session of penis rubs in the bathroom

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 5

I just received Sexy Swimwear from Danny via Throne. Thanks for assisting my show off, sweet sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· May 5

Hey goober it’s time to eat again

Account owner shows off their hairy cock and balls and a green crunchy broccoli and snap pea salad

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 30

Big hairy wiener with prominent main vein needs a slutty tongue to lick up the leakage #throwback #thirstythursday #tbt

Account owner kicks back on the bed to unbutton denim shorts allowing their fully rock hard cock to breathe. The glorious erection shows off the veins, curly pubes and a precum dripping mushroom head.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 22

Hurry home princess we’re having bbq beef and peanut noodles

Account owner shows off thin-shaved beef and a colorful (green and orange) cold noodle salad near their hairy nude lower half.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 15

Hey cutie we’re having taco bowls with sweet potato instead of rice and a side of hairy ballsack

Account owner displays roasted sweet potato chunks and fresh-prepared guacamole in two different sized bowls which strangely resemble the size of their hairy testicles

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 14

If you see my penis on a Monday you’re destined for a great week. It’s science #exposedpenis #bushtok #porn #monochromemonday #mcm

Account owner is holding back their big bush to expose a semi-flaccid veiny penis with a downward curve. This is the view you would see if the account owner was taking a piss next to you in a public toilet.

Zoomed in for detail to further expose the account owner’s big curly bush, the low hanging nutsack and the veiny shaft.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Apr 6

Come over here and get you some

Account owner flops out veiny dong and heavy ball sack in the kitchen to tempt you to come over for dinner.

Pictured is a large-batch weekly meal prep of pan roasted Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and chicken legs.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 17

Babe I cooked us dinner but first we gotta fuck

Account owner displays an engorged erection with unruly pubes in the kitchen while waiting for oven roasted veggies to cool

Pictured is a large-batch weekly meal prep of pan roasted cabbage and chicken sausage

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Bator Grease from Anonymous via Throne. Thanks for keeping me slick, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received EliteMan Celestial Trunk from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you for keeping me comfortable, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Backpack - Obsidian Black from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Mar 13

I just received Barefoot Training Shoes from Anonymous via Throne. Thanks for the gear, sub.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Nov 4

a fidget toy to help you relax #TesticleTuesday #BullBalls #LowHangers

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 14

I just received Nutsack Kiss from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle. throne.com/chicagoshowoff

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 7

I was having a toe wiggling good time playing with myself 😵‍💫🦶

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Oct 1

I just received Jock Strap from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, good sub, for funding my lifestyle.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 28

If we spent a day together I wonder what we’d get up to?

Account owner takes a front facing selfie of their body standing in little, thin, light blue house shorts, inviting you to imagine what you’d like to do together.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 24

My cash magnet cock said submit and $end

A screen cap of the CashApp transaction history between the financial sub and account owner showing a total of $1,895 sent in tribute payments.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 24

Aww he made me his home screen and then he emptied out his wallet

Screen shot of a conversation between account owner and a financial sub.
sub: I want to so bad daddy {proof of making my bulge his lock screen} You’re so hung 🤤🤤
account owner: you’re a good girl for daddy’s fat cock

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 19

No way, boss, that’s not a waistbanded boner and I’m definitely not mindlessly rubbing it at work 😵‍💫🍆

Account owner (in business casual activewear) shows off a thick, veiny erection flipped up and pinned down by an elastic waistband while sitting in an office chair.

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 16

POV: I take you to my spot for this view ⬇️

Chicago Showoff@chicagoshowoff· Sep 9

Bush, balls and feet makin’em weak. Submit to hairy hog $end your hard earned cash to me