Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisbanaszek

He/him, gay, Houston TX, introvert, weather/space geek, LEGO AFOL, cooking, cat dad (Tornado & Cirrus), social anxiety, mental health advocate, empathetic, epileptic, photography, always cooking Thai food 😋🤤 Who's coming over for dinner? 👀🤗 Emoji user 🥳😜

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Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· 24d

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· 26d

Let’s do this thing! #TheOdyssey #LetsAllGoToTheMovies

Screenshot of how full my movie theater is for The Odyssey showing. Almost full! I can’t imagine sitting in that front row 🙄

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· 28d

Tonight’s dinner: A take on homemade fettuccine Alfredo. Packed with fresh homegrown basil, oregano, and thyme, some Aleppo pepper flakes, hot Italian sausage, and shaved Parmesan, Romano and Asiago on top. Yum! 🤤 #Dinner #WhoIsComingOver #FoodComa #FuckGhostAnts #Exhaustion #MyFoodIsSexyNotMe 😄🥳

A white plate with Blue and green floral pattern around the edges. Homeade fettuccine Alfredo. Packed with fresh homegrown basil, oregano, and thyme, some Aleppo pepper flakes, hot Italian sausage, and shaved Parmesan, Romano and Asiago on top.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Jul 14

Nice streak of lightning with a shelf cloud looming in the background. This was taken in SW Houston yesterday afternoon in my neighborhood, from in front of my house. I had to grab this from a quick video - the lightning strike was insanely fast! #houwx #txwx #lightning #weather

Picture of part of my neighborhood, with a shelf cloud incoming from the West/Southwest. A big streak of lightning can be seen on the left hand side, stretching from the top of the frame all the way to the trees in the background. You can also see the street sign with the name of my street in the lower left corner. I’m not worried about anyone finding out where I live, it’s not like I get visitors anyway. Besides, it’s “No Outlet” so even if you try, there’s no way out. My street is like the Backrooms, bitches! ⚡️ 🌩️

Another view of the incoming storm/shelf cloud (before the lightning in the other pictures).

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Jul 6

I love it when you can witness a thunderstorm develop right before your eyes 👀 Look at how this little storm developed a rain shaft, and how prominent it is! Pardon the wires! Taken from my backyard in SW Houston! 🤩 #houwx #htx #txwx #Houston #thunderstorm #weather

A tall white thunderstorm cloud, in its early stages, just before the rain starts. You can see houses and part of my backyard at the bottom.

A tall white thunderstorm cloud, in its early stages, just after the rain starts. You can see a rain shaft beginning to form where it’s likely raining heavily over a very small location. You can see houses and part of my backyard at the bottom.

A tall white thunderstorm cloud, in its early stages, with the rain coming down nicely. You can see a heavy rain shaft where it’s likely raining heavily over a very small location. You can see houses and part of my backyard at the bottom.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Jul 3

The photo & the phone wallpaper. My 13 year old boy, Tornado, looking absolutely adorable and majestic! 😻 I love this boy so much. It was his birthday a couple weeks ago. Please wish him a belated happy birthday! 🥹😺

A 13 year old short hair tabby cat (Tornado) laying pretty on his windowsill, looking lovingly at me, with his one paw curled up in front of him, and the other stretched out.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Jun 5

West Houston sky really said “Happy Pride!” this evening!! 🌈🥳🤩 One of the more vivid rainbows I’ve seen here in Houston. Gorgeous!! #houwx #txwx #Houston #rainbow 🏳️‍🌈

A vivid half rainbow stretching from the upper left to the lower right, with some (unfortunate) power lines stretching across as well. You can see the tippy tops of some of my tomato plants as well as part of the roof of the rehabilitation center behind the house.

A vivid half rainbow stretching from the middle left to the lower right, with some (unfortunate) power lines stretching across as well. You can also see more of the clouds. You can see the tippy tops of some of my tomato plants as well as part of the roof of the rehabilitation center behind the house.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· May 16

You could have come with me to the movies, and we could have gone to Brewskis afterwards - and first round would have been on me! 🥳 But yeah, they can certainly fuck all the way off. That’s insanity..

Picture of a pub called Brewskis. Not much else really worth saying.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· May 13

🎤 *drop* Baked chicken thighs in Cajun seasonings, steamed broccoli (with lemon juice, butter, salt and pepper), jasmine rice, a homemade mango habanero sauce, with some fresh diced mango on top. Yum!! 😋 #WhyAreYouNotHereHavingDinnerWithMe ????? 🥳 #Dinner #MangoHabanero

Baked chicken thighs in Cajun seasonings, steamed broccoli (with lemon juice, butter, salt and pepper), jasmine rice, a homemade mango habanero sauce, with some fresh diced mango on top.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Mar 31

Look at this adorable fluffy cloud! Cirrus laying on my shoe, chirping at me and looking cute! 🥰🥰

A black and white cat, laying upside down, mouth slightly open from mewing, while on my shoe. So so cute!

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Mar 4

My cats - Tornado and Cirrus - apparently heard about the recent planetary alignment. Found that they made their own “plaything alignment” under the dining room table! I couldn’t get those toys to be in more alignment if I had gotten on my hands and knees to place them there myself! Smart kitties 😸😸

A tan carpet, with 5 cat toys naturally in a very straight line. The cats did this themselves while playing, no human hands were involved in placing them like this!

Another view of the plaything alignment. A tan carpet, red tablecloth up above, and part of a blue tunnel on the right hand side, with 5 cat toys naturally in a very straight line. The cats did this themselves while playing, no human hands were involved in placing them like this!

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Mar 3

I make some pretty decent wings! You’ll have to come for wing night some night! 🥳 Sorry to hear about the anxiety attack though 😟

Buffalo ranch wings with lots of fresh dill.

Hot buffalo wings with some brown sugar for sweetness and Cajun spices.

Garlic Parmesan wings with lots of fresh parsley and shredded Parmesan on top.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Feb 20

I’m alive!! Tonight’s dinner! It’s a Thai-Vietnamese-Japanese-Chrisland concoction: Udon noodles, baby bok choy, shrimp, bell peppers, leeks, onions, garlic, Thai basil, Thai peppers, oyster mushrooms, and a sauce I made with like 15-20 ingredients. So freaking delicious! 🤤 #ThaiFood #Dinner #Yum

The stir fry cooking in the wok. Baby bok choy, shrimp, bell peppers, leeks, onions, garlic, Thai basil, Thai peppers, oyster mushrooms, and a sauce I made with like 15-20 ingredients.

The finished dish! Udon noodles, baby bok choy, shrimp, bell peppers, leeks, onions, garlic, Thai basil, Thai peppers, oyster mushrooms, and a sauce I made with like 15-20 ingredients. If you’d like to know what’s all in the sauce, please message me!

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Dec 26

Hope everyone has had a wonderful Christmas holiday thus far! Cirrus and I (and Tornado - not pictured) would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁 I spent it alone again this year, which is always hard. I’d like to thank the few close people who have helped make me feel special/loved! 💚❤️

A picture of me wearing a navy Penn State cap, wearing glasses and a black shirt, holding (and kissing) Cirrus - a black and white cat that’s about 2 years old. I look tired because I am. Cirrus is not too happy about being picked up to pose for a picture 😸

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Dec 23

I’m sorry, what?! This is the first I’m hearing of this, in any capacity, but uhh, uhh.. You broke my brain (not that there was much to break in the first place) 😵‍💫😖 *TILT TILT*

A sign from a pinball/game machine that says “TILT TILT”

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Dec 20

How is everyone doing this gorgeous Friday night? What are y’all up to? Me? Oh, I’m about to watch some college football playoff (Alabama @ Oklahoma). But first, I’m testing out one of the really tiny, baby ghost peppers from my garden. As an avid eater of Thai and habanero, holy hell! 😋🥵🔥

One of the ghost peppers from the garden. They are growing better in the cooler weather - have several dozen growing currently! It’s about the size of my index finger nail, so super small. But also super potent! It’s a bright red (ripe), but has great flavor (and heat)!!! Finger shown for context!

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Nov 29

The finished pumpkin cheesecake (I made like 4, this is the largest one). The knives in the background are to prevent anyone from thinking about stealing my cheesecake 😜🤭 But seriously, execution and taste wise, this is the best batch of cheesecakes I’ve ever made! Absolutely incredible!! 🤤

A 9” pumpkin cheesecake, with 2 slices removed (showing the inside). There’s a magnetic knife strip on the wall in the background with an assortment of knives on it.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Nov 27

When you’re the chef, you get to have your taste-tester sized pumpkin cheesecake for Thanksgiving breakfast! I don’t make the rules… oh wait, yes I do! 🥳 Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! #Thanksgiving #PumpkinCheesecake #Cheesecake

A 4” homemade pumpkin cheesecake (made the day before and chilled), with a thick graham crust, a glass of ice cold milk in the background, and a wooden cutting board behind all that (so you can’t see how messy the counters are! Actually they aren’t bad, it just made for a nice backdrop).

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Nov 21

You wear that here, you will die. You will turn into a puddle, and the weeds will suck you dry (we’re also in a drought). You will evaporate towards the sun. And then the sun, seeing how radiant you are, will retreat and allow you to take its place! 🌞 Oh, good morning (err, afternoon)! 🥳😅

A screenshot showing the current temperature and feels like temperature in SW Houston - 88°, feels like 93° - on November 21st. Who approved this? I know I didn’t! 🥵

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Nov 14

I spotted a face-off at the local AMC this afternoon. I wonder who won the duel? 🤨🤔

An AMC movie theater, with a UPS truck facing a FedEx truck in front of the movie theater.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 30

This is how Cirrus greeted our friend who was taking care of the kitties while we were out of town. Look at those eyes! A mix between terrified and crazy!! 😂😭 He truly is our wild child!

A white-ish sink and vanity, with a mirror on top. A cat is laying down in the sink, trying to hide, and staring wide-eyed at a visitor that he’s not used to

A close up of a cat’s eyes, with a crazed, terrified look in his eyes, peeking up out of the bathroom sink

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 25

Scranton, I am IN YOU! (Still have never seen The Office, btw). This area is my hometown, not just a TV show town 😌 (I’m actually from Wilkes-Barre)

A picture overlooking the mountains from the Radisson in Scranton, fall foliage and small town buildings galore

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 17

It has been done!! 👀👀👀 *Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos! 😈😘❤️

My sexy and amazing friend, Sean, shown here as my phone wallpaper (cropped to be PG)

My sexy and amazing friend, Sean, shown here as my phone background (cropped to be PG)

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 9

What is your horror movie roll? They really nailed mine! 😂 Just kidding.. I would have done it for realz, but I kept getting the one about having big titties 🤷‍♂️

A screenshot that says:

“THE DUMB ONE
WHO DIES FIRST,
NOBODY LIKES,
IS AN UGLY MOFO,
DESERVED TO DIE,
AND NOBODY WILL REMEMBER!”

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 8

Tornado, and my left hand, say hello! Such a cute, good boy enjoying his windowsill 🥰🥹

A domestic shorthair mackerel tabby cat (Tornado), lying on the windowsill, with the green grass from outside seen just beyond him, and my left hand petting his head. He looks sleepy and lovingly up at me, wondering if it’s too early for a treat. He ponders, but he does not know 😜

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 7

The MEETINs?! 😏😏😏

Picture of dual Lily Tomlins and Bette Midlers from the movie Big Business

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Oct 6

Just moved an old piece of furniture at a friend’s house, and saw a daddy long legs, and a large circle of baby spiders all around it. I didn’t get to take a picture, as they were moving pretty quickly, but it looked something like this. How’s your Monday going? 😜🕷️

A spider with long legs on a wall, surrounded by many very tiny baby spiders in a larger circle.

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Sep 30

Let me spread this cream cheese icing all over you and then lick it all off! 😜 Wait, did I say that out loud? 🫠 *Candle and hot wax not included. Unless… 👀😂

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Sep 28

Ragweed is the absolute worst! 🤧 We get this Giant Texas ragweed that grows behind the house (it’s a utility easement with power lines), and they only clear it out when they do work (once every several years). It grows as high as the tops of the houses 😵‍💫 We try to cut it down before late September 😭

A backyard showing a shed on the left, a small brick patio, an electrical box in the yard, a wooden fence, and Giant Texas Ragweed that grows behind the house and grows nearly as tall as the house!!!

Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈@chrisbanaszek· Sep 24

And here’s a better shot of the after-birthday double rainbow over my house!! 🥳😍