Mitch

@coastermitch

VOD Systems Engineer. Can usually be found shouting at my laptop. Also like Roller Coasters, Doctor Who, Trains & Sleeping 🏳️‍🌈

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Mitch@coastermitch· 11d

I was a good boy and did my exercise. Might treat myself to a KFC later though. As a little reward.

Mitch@coastermitch· 27d

Update: you can, but I would not recommend it 🤮

A short glass with an amount of amber coloured whiskey in it and a TimTam biscuit with either end bitten off.

Mitch@coastermitch· 29d

The Traitors US being strangely relatable for once

Colton from The Traitors US with the subtitle reading "Now I'm just a gay"

Mitch@coastermitch· Jul 13

Sorry about the impending storms on Thursday/Friday. I foolishly tempted the weather gods by booking leave! 😭😭

Screenshot from BBC weather showing rain forecast on Thursday and Friday

Mitch@coastermitch· Jul 11

No. Just, no.

Blue jeans style Speedos called "Minions & Monsters mens brief"

Mitch@coastermitch· Jul 5

London Pride is basically just a day long workout. Next year I'm watching with a chair, snacks and a bottle of rum.

Mitch@coastermitch· Jul 2

Hungover me: I might work from home today. My internet provider: the fuck you will

Text message screenshot:

"Hello, Hyperoptic here. There is a service outage currently affecting your area. We're sorry for the inconvenience and are working hard to restore your connection as soon as possible."

Mitch@coastermitch· Jun 26

I do feel like I might have snagged the best seat in the house at the Clapham Grand for @gallycab.bsky.social

Wide angle view of the Clapham Grand Stage

Mitch@coastermitch· Jun 9

Of course the 'Big' Hornby announcement today was for a GBR Branded train 🤦‍♂️

A graphic of a Class 800 model train in GBR Livery

Mitch@coastermitch· Jun 8

I've gone full nerd and now can make my flat sound like Euston Station:

Mitch@coastermitch· Jun 2

My home departure boards are not very useful on strike days.

4 small LED Departure boards showing "There are no scheduled departures at this station"

Mitch@coastermitch· May 30

Black Speedos seem like a great idea until you spend any time in the sun wearing them. I'm very warm and sweaty.

A guy wearing black Speedos reflected in a window.

Mitch@coastermitch· May 16

Didn't realise she'd released a new song...

Screenshot of a menu with a wine titled "A Touch of Sparkle by Chapel Down"

Mitch@coastermitch· May 13

According to My fitness pal I can eat an entire Boeing 747 for dinner! 😮

Screenshot from MyFitnessPal app showing 747 calories left today

Mitch@coastermitch· May 8

Thank fuck I don't live in a reform area! 🙏🏻

Mitch@coastermitch· May 3

Tried for under 30 min on a treadmill 5K but my heart couldn't keep up. Still I guess 32 mins isn't too bad for someone who doesn't run regularly.

Picture of a treadmill screen showing Distance 5K, time elapsed: 32 mins

Mitch@coastermitch· May 2

Tempted to turn my little shelf into a little Model Railway diorama. Could do a nice little branch line station?

A rectangular shelf space with a 2-car model train alongside a platform.

Mitch@coastermitch· May 2

Been ages since I've done roast beef. Definitely made too much for just me so I'll have to go hard at the gym in the morning to work it off.

A square plate with a large portion of beef. 4 roast potatoes and a selection of veggies

Mitch@coastermitch· Apr 21

Posting to troll the Northerners who could only dream of a train every 6 minutes in a normal service.

Screenshot from the TfL Website reading: "Jubilee Line: Service is operating at a reduced frequency on the entire line every 6 minutes due to strike action. Services will finish early tonight so please complete your journey by 20:00."

Mitch@coastermitch· Apr 20

My new office desk comes with a decent view over West London.

A view of Hammersmith Bus Station, Tube Station and distant suburbs with blue sky above.

Mitch@coastermitch· Apr 3

Honoured to have been on the Claudia Winkleman show tonight. Am grateful certain bits didn't make the edit 😂😭

Frame from the Claudia Winkleman show showing the audience on the left and the stage on the right

Zoomed in part of the previous frame with a red arrow pointing at me.

Mitch@coastermitch· Apr 3

Tbh, YouTube could have just called me a slur:

Android notification from YouTube Music saying: "You are officially a top listener of Lady Gaga"

Mitch@coastermitch· Apr 1

Done my monthly check in of my pension and ohh my. Guess it's good I'm not retiring any time soon.

A graph going down with a label "-7.7%" in the bottom right

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 25

Went full nerd and bought an AWS Reset Button for Train simulator!

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 23

Woken up silly early again and gone down a Wikipedia rabbit hole - and now I'm hungry for Portugal's national sandwich

A francesinha sandwich with bread, ham, steak, sausage, egg, cheese and chips swimming in gravy.

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 21

Got to Ealing Broadway early so got an earlier train to West Drayton only to tap out and tap back in - all in order to save 90p.

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 19

Went for a wade into the Irish Sea. It was very cold. Only just got the feeling in my toes back.

Guy with a sleeveless top and dark shorts standing in shallow sea water

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 10

Took a chance and ordered some new underwear and a t-shirt and it has arrived in this fancy box! Might have to post a thirst trap in them I guess...

A red and blue box with the text 'HECTOR & AJAX' in gold lettering in the centre.

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 7

By some miracle it made it back! Now pay up! 😂

Mitch@coastermitch· Mar 4

Outlook, you sit on a throne of lies.