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sar@cryptkick· 2d

Obsessed with her

sar@cryptkick· 25d

Screenshot from article, which reads:

Through this partnership, 9 SUNY campuses will offer learn-to-swim lessons this year, including:

State University of New York at Binghamton
SUNY Cortland
SUNY Delhi
SUNY Maritime
Mohawk Valley Community College
North Country Community College
SUNY Old Westbury
Orange County Community College
Tompkins Cortland Community College

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The program will also be offered through YMCA locations across the state, expanding access to communities throughout New York. Residents should contact their local YMCA to learn about eligibility requirements and lesson start dates. Participating YMCA partners include:

YMCA of Greater New York
YMCA of Greater Rochester
YMCA of Central New York
Watertown Family YMCA
YMCA Buffalo Niagara
Capital District YMCA
YMCA of Long Island
New Rochelle YMCA
Middletown YMCA
Rye YMCA
Saratoga Regional YMCA
Plattsburgh YMCA
YMCA of Ithaca & Tompkins County
[list continued in next pic]

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[list continued from previous pic]
GLOW YMCA
Rockland County YMCA
YMCA of Kingston and Ulster County
Auburn YMCA-WEIU
YMCA of the Twin Tiers
Jamestown Area YMCA
YMCA of Broome County
Oneonta Family YMCA
Norwich YMCA
Cortland Family YMCA
Geneva Family YMCA
Central and Northern Westchester YMCA
Greater Tri Valley YMCA

sar@cryptkick· Jul 15

Happy Belated Pride to the mermaid with her tits fully out on this stained glass piece at our vet’s office.

Photo of a large stained glass piece hanging in a window. It shows multiple animals gathered around a topless mermaid with a rainbow in the background. The design looks like a children’s drawing, which adds to its charm.

sar@cryptkick· Jul 9

This asshole

Screenshot of the Merlin bird identification app. Various birds are listed as possible IDs based on their songs, including a northern mockingbird. The implication is that the mockingbird imitated the other birds on the list.

sar@cryptkick· Jul 9

Grackle got no boss! + image source: www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/t...

Photo of a t-shirt by Bearded Lady Screen Printing. It features the image of a grackle with the text, “grackle got no boss.”

sar@cryptkick· Jul 8

I’ve really appreciated AppleTV’s recent lineup of shows featuring middle-aged actresses with lived-in faces and bodies. I’m so very tired of Instagram face.

Still of Tatiana Maslany in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed.

sar@cryptkick· Jul 2

I miss them already

Photo from Ayo Edebiri’s social media of her and Ebon Moss-Bachrach on the set of The Bear with the caption,”work will have u befriending a 40 yr old man”

Photo from Ayo Edebiri’s social media of her and Ebon Moss-Bachrach promoting The Bear. Ebon has his face in his hands while Ayo smiles over his shoulder.

sar@cryptkick· Jun 18

Widow’s Bay was so much fun. I’m going to miss tuning in to it every week.

Screenshot of a comment that says,”tom loftis is like if courage the cowardly dog wished to be human.”

sar@cryptkick· Jun 5

Dancing queen

sar@cryptkick· May 30

Came for the Letterkenny, stayed for the Golden Girls

Photo of two bumper stickers. One is the silhouette of an ostrich with the word allegedly in quotes on it. The other is Rue McClanahan as Blanche Devereaux with the caption, “God, I wish I was dead.”

sar@cryptkick· May 28

They’re the same picture

Screenshot from Trigun Stargaze of Vash looking adoringly at Wolfwood

sar@cryptkick· May 28

Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user cowyboykath. It shows three shots of Jayce from Arcane - each featuring his adoring puppy dog face - with a caption that reads:
big fan of jayce’s “i’m-looking-at-viktor” expression

sar@cryptkick· May 18

Don’t let his elegance fool you, there is absolutely nothing going on between those ears.

Photo of a fluffy black cat laying in the sun

sar@cryptkick· May 15

Seems like just the LL Bean-style canvas totes that have taken off, but all the TJ totes are peak design imo.

Photo of a Trader Joe’s tote bag featuring a drawing of a tin of sardines.

Photo of a Trader Joe’s grocery bag for New Mexico. It features the bold colors of New Mexico’s license plates and depicts a closeup of someone wearing turquoise jewelry holding a hatch green chile.

sar@cryptkick· May 14

I’m gonna miss this show so much when it’s over. #hacks

Scene from the TV show Hacks where Kayla’s dad tells Kayla and Jimmy, who are both dressed like teen girls, “You look like two Hannah Montanas.” Jimmy responds, “Hannah Montana WAS two people, you fucking moron.”

Scene from the TV show Hacks where Ava runs into Deborah’s bedroom with a bat, thinking she needs to be defended from intruders but she was just having a nightmare. Deborah asks, “Why do you have a bat?” Ava responds, “I thought the proletariat was rising up and giving you what you deserved, and I was gonna decide what side I was on when I got here.”

sar@cryptkick· May 7

Excellent filmography, insane face card, and likely bisexual 🙌🏻

Black and white photo of Gary Cooper, dressed as a dandified cowboy, on the set of the movie The Texan

Black and white portrait of young Gary Cooper

Black and white photo of a slightly disheveled Gary Cooper

sar@cryptkick· Apr 20

Bonus:

Photo of Bernie Sanders with drawn-on shutter shades and two drinks with crazy straws. The caption reads: No one working 40 hours a week should have to worry about whether they can get lit af

Fake tweet from Bernie Sanders that reads: Universal health care and tuition-free college aren’t radical. They already exist in other nations. Here’s what’s radical: In Two Towers, Legolas rides a shield like fucking surfboard while no-scoping orcs with his arrows

sar@cryptkick· Apr 20

Happy 420! 🔥🎉 Here’s a collection of Bernie stoner memes I’ve saved over the years.

Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Nobody working 40hrs/week should have to scrape resin just to get high

Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Cannabis derived terms are a human right, not a privilege

Photo of Bernie Sanders smiling next to a photo of big fat nugs. Below is a photo of Joe Biden looking serious next to a photo of shake full of stems and seeds.

Screenshot of a caption that goes with the previous pic, written from Joe Biden’s perspective. It says:
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What I’m smoking is dirt. So let’s get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! Get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. That’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

sar@cryptkick· Apr 17

Perpetually amazed by how many artists sandblast this dude’s features. Like even in his astral plane mind palace he’s rocking the eye bags and deviated nose. #viktorarcane + Screencaps from tumblr.com/viktors-sternomastoid/781292093258743808/viktors-astral-smiles-4

Closeup shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane.

sar@cryptkick· Apr 12

This Texas Roadhouse isn’t trying very hard to maintain the illusion

sar@cryptkick· Apr 2

I get a lot of mileage out of this one

Screenshot of a tweet by user Mark_Dubs that reads:
TRES leches? En esta economia?

sar@cryptkick· Apr 2

The meme culture that sprung up around GOT back in the day almost made up for how stupid the show was.

A graphic by Texts From Westeros showing the Game of Thrones character Robert Baratheon holding a horn flagon. The text overlay reads:
(518): They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower

sar@cryptkick· Apr 1

Oh and Ancestral Puebloans absolutely knocked it out of the park design-wise. + Photos taken at Aztec Ruins National Monument

Photo of a museum plaque featuring complex black, white, and red stylized art. Two serpents slither along the bottom while three figures in striped body paint and hats cling to a big arch. There are numerous geometric designs throughout the piece, primarily triangles and stair steps. The caption for the art reads:
Koshare on Rainbow, artist Awa Tsireh (Alphonso Roybal), San Ildefonso Pueblo
Awa Tsireh (1898-1955) was one of the first Pueblo painters to receive recognition by the Santa Fe art community. He was a farmer, potter, painter, and silversmith. He was exemplary in representational, conventional, and abstract styles.

Larger text under the art reads:
Seven pueblos make up the Tewa speaking people. Six are located along the Rio Grande River north of Santa Fe: Ohkay Owingeh (San Juan) "Village of the strong people," Kha'p'oo Owinge (Santa Clara) "Valley of the wild roses," Po-woh-ge-oweenge (San Ildefonso) "Where the water cuts through," P'O Suwae Geh (Pojoaque) "Water drinking place or gathering place," Nanbe O-Ween-Ge (Nambé) "People of the round earth," and Te Tesugeh Oweengeh (Tesuque) "Village of the narrow place of the cottonwood trees."
Hano is a village located on the Hopi First Mesa in northeastern Arizona. According to tradition, the people of Hano were invited to live on First Mesa to help protect the Hopi villages from attack.
While an integral part of the Hopi Tribe, they still retain close ties to their Tewa relatives on the Rio Grande River.

Photo of a reddish-brown bowl with a black x in the center. A long many-legged creature outlined in black wraps around the inner rim of the bowl

Photo of a white bowl with black geometric designs all over it. They form a jagged, explosive design bursting from the center of the bowl.

Photo of a mug and small pot or vase on a shelf. Both are white with black geometric designs on them, mostly triangles and bold lines. A card to next to the mug reads:
Mesa Verde Black-on-white mug
Ceramic

sar@cryptkick· Mar 28

Everyone stay safe out there today!

Image of Arya and the Hound from Game of Thrones. There are “deal with it” sunglasses superimposed on them, along with text that reads, ”Fuck the King.”

sar@cryptkick· Mar 24

Nipper knows what’s up 👑🙅🏻‍♀️ Nationwide info at nokings.org (but as always don’t sign up for protests)

Digital flyer for an upcoming No Kings protest in the New York Capital District. The flyer shows Nipper, the RCA mascot dog, peeing on a crown in front of a big yellow X. Text above reads, “No thrones. No crowns. No kings. March 28.” A QR code and text on the bottom directs to indivisiblealbany.org.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 21

Buc-ee has no chill

Photo of various slaps on a railing. The main sticker is a parody of the Buc-ee’s beaver mascot, drawn in a crude style with a goofy expression. Text on the sticker reads, “show me your Bus-sy.”

sar@cryptkick· Mar 20

Modern legend Brittany Howard was rocking the iconic white Gibson during her Sinners performance at this week’s Oscars. 💞

Photo of Sister Rosetta Tharpe playing her white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar.

Photo of Brittany Howard playing a white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar on stage at the 2026 Academy Awards.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 12

I love this little dude 😱 Small animal figurine + Unknown artist, Cochiti Pueblo + 19th Century + Adobe Gallery: www.adobegallery.com/blog/cochiti...

Photo of a pottery creature that resembles a chonky pig or bear. It’s covered in simple black designs, including cartoonish eyes. Its hands are touching the sides of its face, and part of its snout is missing, giving it a surprised “oh no!” expression.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 11

All the windows open, enjoying this false spring while we can