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+ about nature, design, longform reads + into indie art, retro media, action items + pro body hair, ghouls, cannabis Elder Millennial 🔞 | NB + Any Pronouns | White + US NExSW | All the Disorders

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sar@cryptkick· Jun 5

Dancing queen

sar@cryptkick· May 30

Came for the Letterkenny, stayed for the Golden Girls

Photo of two bumper stickers. One is the silhouette of an ostrich with the word allegedly in quotes on it. The other is Rue McClanahan as Blanche Devereaux with the caption, “God, I wish I was dead.”

sar@cryptkick· May 28

They’re the same picture

Screenshot from Trigun Stargaze of Vash looking adoringly at Wolfwood

sar@cryptkick· May 28

sar@cryptkick· May 28

Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user cowyboykath. It shows three shots of Jayce from Arcane - each featuring his adoring puppy dog face - with a caption that reads:
big fan of jayce’s “i’m-looking-at-viktor” expression

sar@cryptkick· May 18

Don’t let his elegance fool you, there is absolutely nothing going on between those ears.

Photo of a fluffy black cat laying in the sun

sar@cryptkick· May 15

Seems like just the LL Bean-style canvas totes that have taken off, but all the TJ totes are peak design imo.

Photo of a Trader Joe’s tote bag featuring a drawing of a tin of sardines.

Photo of a Trader Joe’s grocery bag for New Mexico. It features the bold colors of New Mexico’s license plates and depicts a closeup of someone wearing turquoise jewelry holding a hatch green chile.

sar@cryptkick· May 14

I’m gonna miss this show so much when it’s over. #hacks

Scene from the TV show Hacks where Kayla’s dad tells Kayla and Jimmy, who are both dressed like teen girls, “You look like two Hannah Montanas.” Jimmy responds, “Hannah Montana WAS two people, you fucking moron.”

Scene from the TV show Hacks where Ava runs into Deborah’s bedroom with a bat, thinking she needs to be defended from intruders but she was just having a nightmare. Deborah asks, “Why do you have a bat?” Ava responds, “I thought the proletariat was rising up and giving you what you deserved, and I was gonna decide what side I was on when I got here.”

sar@cryptkick· May 7

Excellent filmography, insane face card, and likely bisexual 🙌🏻

Black and white photo of Gary Cooper, dressed as a dandified cowboy, on the set of the movie The Texan

Black and white portrait of young Gary Cooper

Black and white photo of a slightly disheveled Gary Cooper

sar@cryptkick· Apr 20

Bonus:

Photo of Bernie Sanders with drawn-on shutter shades and two drinks with crazy straws. The caption reads: No one working 40 hours a week should have to worry about whether they can get lit af

Fake tweet from Bernie Sanders that reads: Universal health care and tuition-free college aren’t radical. They already exist in other nations. Here’s what’s radical: In Two Towers, Legolas rides a shield like fucking surfboard while no-scoping orcs with his arrows

sar@cryptkick· Apr 20

Happy 420! 🔥🎉 Here’s a collection of Bernie stoner memes I’ve saved over the years.

Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Nobody working 40hrs/week should have to scrape resin just to get high

Picture of Bernie Sanders with a caption that reads: Cannabis derived terms are a human right, not a privilege

Photo of Bernie Sanders smiling next to a photo of big fat nugs. Below is a photo of Joe Biden looking serious next to a photo of shake full of stems and seeds.

Screenshot of a caption that goes with the previous pic, written from Joe Biden’s perspective. It says:
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What I’m smoking is dirt. So let’s get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! Get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. That’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

sar@cryptkick· Apr 17

Perpetually amazed by how many artists sandblast this dude’s features. Like even in his astral plane mind palace he’s rocking the eye bags and deviated nose. #viktorarcane + Screencaps from tumblr.com/viktors-sternomastoid/781292093258743808/viktors-astral-smiles-4

Closeup shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane.

Closeup shot of Viktor from the TV show Arcane.

sar@cryptkick· Apr 12

This Texas Roadhouse isn’t trying very hard to maintain the illusion

sar@cryptkick· Apr 2

I get a lot of mileage out of this one

Screenshot of a tweet by user Mark_Dubs that reads:
TRES leches? En esta economia?

sar@cryptkick· Apr 2

The meme culture that sprung up around GOT back in the day almost made up for how stupid the show was.

A graphic by Texts From Westeros showing the Game of Thrones character Robert Baratheon holding a horn flagon. The text overlay reads:
(518): They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower

sar@cryptkick· Apr 1

Oh and Ancestral Puebloans absolutely knocked it out of the park design-wise. + Photos taken at Aztec Ruins National Monument

Photo of a museum plaque featuring complex black, white, and red stylized art. Two serpents slither along the bottom while three figures in striped body paint and hats cling to a big arch. There are numerous geometric designs throughout the piece, primarily triangles and stair steps. The caption for the art reads:
Koshare on Rainbow, artist Awa Tsireh (Alphonso Roybal), San Ildefonso Pueblo
Awa Tsireh (1898-1955) was one of the first Pueblo painters to receive recognition by the Santa Fe art community. He was a farmer, potter, painter, and silversmith. He was exemplary in representational, conventional, and abstract styles.

Larger text under the art reads:
Seven pueblos make up the Tewa speaking people. Six are located along the Rio Grande River north of Santa Fe: Ohkay Owingeh (San Juan) "Village of the strong people," Kha'p'oo Owinge (Santa Clara) "Valley of the wild roses," Po-woh-ge-oweenge (San Ildefonso) "Where the water cuts through," P'O Suwae Geh (Pojoaque) "Water drinking place or gathering place," Nanbe O-Ween-Ge (Nambé) "People of the round earth," and Te Tesugeh Oweengeh (Tesuque) "Village of the narrow place of the cottonwood trees."
Hano is a village located on the Hopi First Mesa in northeastern Arizona. According to tradition, the people of Hano were invited to live on First Mesa to help protect the Hopi villages from attack.
While an integral part of the Hopi Tribe, they still retain close ties to their Tewa relatives on the Rio Grande River.

Photo of a reddish-brown bowl with a black x in the center. A long many-legged creature outlined in black wraps around the inner rim of the bowl

Photo of a white bowl with black geometric designs all over it. They form a jagged, explosive design bursting from the center of the bowl.

Photo of a mug and small pot or vase on a shelf. Both are white with black geometric designs on them, mostly triangles and bold lines. A card to next to the mug reads:
Mesa Verde Black-on-white mug
Ceramic

sar@cryptkick· Mar 28

Everyone stay safe out there today!

Image of Arya and the Hound from Game of Thrones. There are “deal with it” sunglasses superimposed on them, along with text that reads, ”Fuck the King.”

sar@cryptkick· Mar 24

Nipper knows what’s up 👑🙅🏻‍♀️ Nationwide info at nokings.org (but as always don’t sign up for protests)

Digital flyer for an upcoming No Kings protest in the New York Capital District. The flyer shows Nipper, the RCA mascot dog, peeing on a crown in front of a big yellow X. Text above reads, “No thrones. No crowns. No kings. March 28.” A QR code and text on the bottom directs to indivisiblealbany.org.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 21

Buc-ee has no chill

Photo of various slaps on a railing. The main sticker is a parody of the Buc-ee’s beaver mascot, drawn in a crude style with a goofy expression. Text on the sticker reads, “show me your Bus-sy.”

sar@cryptkick· Mar 20

Modern legend Brittany Howard was rocking the iconic white Gibson during her Sinners performance at this week’s Oscars. 💞

Photo of Sister Rosetta Tharpe playing her white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar.

Photo of Brittany Howard playing a white Gibson Les Paul SG Custom guitar on stage at the 2026 Academy Awards.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 12

I love this little dude 😱 Small animal figurine + Unknown artist, Cochiti Pueblo + 19th Century + Adobe Gallery: www.adobegallery.com/blog/cochiti...

Photo of a pottery creature that resembles a chonky pig or bear. It’s covered in simple black designs, including cartoonish eyes. Its hands are touching the sides of its face, and part of its snout is missing, giving it a surprised “oh no!” expression.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 11

All the windows open, enjoying this false spring while we can

Photo of a black cat on a windowsill, looking at the viewer from between two curtains.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 8

Screenshot of a Tumblr moodboard by user marisatomay with assorted images celebrating the return of daylight savings time in the US, as follows:
1. Idris Elba saying, “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
2. A man soaking up the sun in a lounge chair.
3. The little girl from A Cabin in the Woods saying, “The evil is defeated.”
4. The meme of surprised New York but she’s saying, “Sunlight?!” instead of Beyoncé.
5. Dan Stevens clapping.
6. Natasha Lyonne saying, ”Sunlight what a concept.”
7. The meme of that party bro saying, “Bro I’m straight up having a good time.”
8. A painting of women in flowing dresses frolicking in a circle.
9. Skyler Gisondo saying, “Bien. Bien.”

The moodboard caption says: sunset after 7pm today moodboard

sar@cryptkick· Mar 7

She’s so serious 🧐

Photo of a shaggy tricolored dog laying on a couch. She has a stiff, regal pose with one paw on the couch arm as she stares forward with her ears upright.

sar@cryptkick· Mar 5

Rick Steves is a real one. He’s been very outspoken against the current administration and is an advocate for several progressive causes.

Screenshot of a post by Rick Steves that reads:

“It’s just good style to get to know people before you bomb them.”

That’s what I said 18 years ago when people asked me, “Why are you producing this TV show?” It was 2008, and President Bush was threatening to go to war with Iran. So, I did the best thing I could to bolster peace — I produced a public television special designed to humanize and better understand the people of Iran.

Well, it’s 2026 now, and the USA under Trump has stepped into a void. What our country just did in Iran is like someone blowing up Mar-a-Lago to kill our leader…or blowing up the Kremlin to kill Russia’s. Or the equivalent in Ottawa, Havana, Taipei, or Sacramento. Regardless of how much you hated Khamenei, we’ve entered a new frontier in a world where long-established norms are crumbling. And who’s gone rogue? Pick up a flag and look in the mirror.

Sure, there are people dancing in the streets in Iran — just as there would be if our president ended up dead under a pile of rubble, too. But Americans who are gleeful today don’t really understand Iran any more than those who were fixated on (or titillated by) Ted Koppel’s 444 days of the Iran hostage crisis 45 years ago.

The world’s a messy place. But that’s no excuse. As an American taxpayer, I believe that every US bomb that falls and every bullet that flies has my name on it. In the last year, our president (who won votes by promising to keep America out of wars and is now famously agitating for a Nobel Peace Prize) has dropped bombs on seven foreign countries — and each of those bombs has your name on it, too…including the one that just recklessly decapitated a nation of 90 million people in a war-torn corner of our world.

Screenshot of a post by Rick Steves that reads:

I want freedom for the Iranian people as much as anyone. And I know that, with ICE-like forces, their government has killed thousands of protesters…thousands of Renée Goods and Alex Prettis. But I also know that, sometimes, patience and stability are preferable to saber-rattling, bombast, and chaos.

If you don’t think you understand Iran (or even if you do), and you would like to gain some context for its current misery, this show is for you. Rather than debate the issues of the day, it was designed to help you simply appreciate the rich culture and endearing humanity of this long-suffering nation. I doubt you’ll be traveling to Iran anytime soon. So, let this be your opportunity to join me on a vicarious trip there and to get to know and better understand a people that, since that 2008 trip, have held a special place in my heart.

You can stream the full hour here: www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran

sar@cryptkick· Feb 28

Art by Markus Hughes in Pagosa Springs, CO

Photo of building mural with three pet-centric riffs on iconic paintings. The first is Edward Munch’s The Scream with a cat as the screaming man. The next is a can of Alpo dog food in the pop art style of Andy Warhol. The last one is Pablo Picasso’s The Old Guitarist with a dog as the guitarist. There are also flowers along the bottom of the building done in Van Gogh’s style.

sar@cryptkick· Feb 27

HBD! Here are the people’s princesses! 🎉

Photo of Bad Bunny from a fashion shoot. He’s standing on a rooftop in the sunlight, wearing aviators and a cheerful outfit including a shirt that says, “Someone visited Puerto Rico and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

Photo of Bad Bunny from a fashion shoot. He’s in a kitchen, sitting on the counter eating a bowl of cereal, wearing a pair of boxer briefs and a fluffy pink bunny hoodie with big floppy ears.

Screenshot of the character Jayce from the TV show Arcane. It’s a closeup from Season 1; Jayce is looking up lovingly at Viktor (off screen).

Screenshot of the character Jayce from the TV show Arcane. It’s a closeup from Season 2; Jayce has closed his eyes, peacefully resigning himself to his fate in his attempt to save humanity.

sar@cryptkick· Feb 27

Joy coming through in the clutch! 🙌🏻

Screenshot of a tweet by user lyssramscal. It shows a scene from the TV shown The Pitt where several characters just learned one of the them failed to record very important information. They’re all showing various expressions of disappointment or confusion. The tweet says: this is a renaissance painting

sar@cryptkick· Feb 22

cw blood Starting a collection 🦷✨

Photo of Olympic hockey player Jack Hughes smiling broadly, with his bloody broken tooth on display, as he celebrates Team USA’s win

Photo of Olympic ice skater Alyssa Liu celebrating her gold medal with a big smile, showing off her frenulum piercing

sar@cryptkick· Feb 17

No disrespect to Duvall, but Barry Corbin’s Roscoe Brown is my favorite character in Lonesome Dove.