David Weingart

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David Weingart@dbw· Jul 10

Here’s my black and white boy. Sending good poop vibes 💩

A black and white cat named Henry is looking at you with a lovey-dovey expression.

David Weingart@dbw· May 25

Tubthumping in your 50s: He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a fiber drink

A Metamucil container. Metamucil is a psyllium husk based fiber supplement.

David Weingart@dbw· Apr 11

Where did the cat go?

A black cat hiding behind a white curtain. The cat’s tail is fully visible.

David Weingart@dbw· Mar 16

I’m not sure that post was good for his brand:

A screenshot showing that “Richard Hanania teabag” is the second search suggestion that comes up when you search for his name.

David Weingart@dbw· Mar 4

I guess I thought this labeler was automated. Anyway, Jerry liked one of my (trenchantly funny) replies so I was hoping I could be Jeffiried.

A screen shot of a Bluesky thread.

Jerry’s post:

2006: Heroes
2026: He/himroes

My reply:

Would season 2 still be a huge letdown?

A screenshot showing that Jerry liked my reply from 28 days ago.

David Weingart@dbw· Feb 17

Henry (the black and white one) is very happy that Rae (the black one) has decided to sit next to him on the couch. She doesn’t do that very often due to his many offenses like “being a kitten introduced into the home of an adult cat several years ago”

A black cat named Rae is sitting next to a black and white cat named Henry. Henry is asleep, all curled up and happy.

David Weingart@dbw· Jan 1

Mine was rather inauspicious.

My 2026 Merriam-Webster word of the year is “bed rotting”.

David Weingart@dbw· Nov 12

Faint but noticeable to the naked eye, but pretty dramatic when photographed.

Purple and white aurora with dark pine trees in the foreground.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 24

See a tuxedo post a tuxedo

A tuxedo cat named Henry sitting in a cardboard box. You can tell he is a very silly boy.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 18

Henry and Rae are concerned (that you might forget dinner time).

A black and white male cat named Henry and an all-black female cat named Rae sitting on the stairs. Rae is one stair above Henry. Both are looking through oak balusters at the puny human below.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 15

There must be a better way to honor your favorite hockey team.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 6

That doofus probably thinks this is the same as an F-150.

A photo of a basic kid’s go-kart with a red tubular frame.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 4

This old girl has entered her diaper era. Still manages to look cute though.

A brindle Pomeranian asleep on a brown dog bed. She is wearing a purple doggy diaper.

David Weingart@dbw· Sep 25

I have a pretty good one ;-)

Screenshot from Pokemon Go depicting a shiny Phanpy with 13-14-15 IVs.

David Weingart@dbw· Sep 7

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

David Weingart@dbw· Sep 4

Same vibes

Henry, a male tuxedo cat, is lying on a wooden dining room table with his front paws hanging straight down off the edge of the table with most of his weight on his chest. He does this all the time on various surfaces.

David Weingart@dbw· Aug 30

Finally! I've been waiting a long time for this.

A screenshot from my Gmail spam folder showing a preview of an email purporting to be from "Illuminati" with the subject line "Illuminati Recruitment"

David Weingart@dbw· May 23

A picture of green olives in a wooden bowl with the following text:

off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook?
try 30 to 40 olives

30 to 40 olives an easy weeknight dinner

eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers

you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives

David Weingart@dbw· May 16

Please enjoy this photo of my cat Henry sleeping with his chin resting on the edge of a cut glass bowl. One of his favorite spots 🤷‍♂️

A closeup of a sleeping tuxedo cat’s head, gently resting on the side of a cut glass bowl.

David Weingart@dbw· May 3

I saw these rocks and sign in a rock shop and thought immediately of @nora.zone

Three rocks on a shelf in a rock shop. The rocks have purplish-pink crystals covering the side facing the camera. There’s a sign above the rocks that says:

COBALTO-CALCITE
Pink Drusy Crystals of Calcite.
"Kobald" (German) goblin, demon.
(CaCo) CO3 - Crystalline pink-calcite.

David Weingart@dbw· Mar 12

Rae being playful and daring me to touch the belly. I tried to touch the belly but she ran away (that’s the whole bit, I’m supposed to chase her).

A black cat upside-down with her belly showing on a hardwood floor next to a couch.

David Weingart@dbw· Feb 21

A gif of the scene from The Big Lebowski where The Dude says “Yeah, we’ll, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

David Weingart@dbw· Feb 16

Ornithologists at work.

Rae (left) is a black cat and Henry (right) is a black and white cat. They are intently watching birds at the backyard feeder.

David Weingart@dbw· Jan 28

Oh thank goodness! We had a terrible scare last week with Henry (pictured). He snuck out in bitterly cold weather and was gone for hours. He sauntered up to the door and demanded to be let in when he got hungry.

A black and white cat named Henry blissfully asleep on a blanket. He’s tired from being a jerk that ran around outside while his people were worried.

David Weingart@dbw· Dec 8

I thought you meant these

Blade servers are a type of high density computer servers

David Weingart@dbw· Dec 1

This is Henry. He is too big to be on top of the aquarium. When he was a kitten he jumped on top of it while I had it open to feed the fish and ended up in the water but apparently that memory has faded.

Henry, a black and white cat, in the process of climbing on top of a large aquarium.

David Weingart@dbw· Nov 6

Yes.

A single bear footprint in a dusting of snow on a deck in New Hampshire.

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 20

If you see this, post a bird. This is some kind of seagull, I’m not sure what kind, one that is common on the coast of Massachusetts. It has an expression that suggests it expects humans to provide respite and maybe also some fish?

A seagull hanging out on the bow of a boat. It has an expression that suggests it expects humans to provide respite and maybe also some fish?

David Weingart@dbw· Oct 11

Aurora posting. Photo credit: my wife.

David Weingart@dbw· Sep 28

He'll always be The Kurgan for me.