Loren Galloway Bowans

@dearloren

Gulf Coastal elitist 📍 Home with the armadillo 🔗 bit.ly/4qnQO7M

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Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 10d

Yes, but nature is healing

Astros currently first in AL West, fuck da h8rs

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 10d

Disney+ knows I love trash

My Disney+ "recommended for you" section, which includes both Iron Fist and Inhumans

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 13d

.505, baby!

It's the Dwight/Angela meme, but Dwight is the Rangers and Angela is the Astros

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 26d

De Los Santos

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 27d

'Stros glasses 4 the game 2day

Me lookin' cute wearing my Astros glasses

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· 28d

RETVRN

Fisheye shot from Mo Money Mo Problems music video

Fisheye shot from Monkey Wrench music video

Fisheye shot from She's a Bitch music video

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jul 9

A Google Lens search of an image of Landon Jackson, which Google identified as "Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen sporting a shaved head."

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jul 3

Doing some Iowa shit today 🌽

Me in front of a corn field at my husband's family's Century Farm

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jun 30

I'm at the funeral home I'm at the hardware store I'm at the combination funeral home and hardware store

Old palmetto fan that says:

PHONES 40 AND 302
CARL K. SPENCER
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
AND
LICENSED EMBALMER
WITH
PECK HARDWARE CO.
SALEM, MO.

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jun 12

Look, if this combination of sports teams doesn't tell you all you need to know about this guy, I can't help

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jun 12

These two paragraphs in particular made me feel insane. Sorry, you're trying to make an argument about moral disengagement, but you handwave *Ken Paxton* and the broader MAGAfication of the Republican party? Hello??

And yes, we have a rough mirror image of Platner in Texas with Paxton. Republicans here ousted an accomplished conservative Senate leader, John Cornyn, in favor of the corrupt, personally flawed Paxton. His most passionate supporters can at least articulate a reason. They see Paxton as having stood up to the "swamp" and being willing to "fight" whatever bogeyman they want vanquished at the moment.

Paxton has never found an actual principle that would stop him from giving them what they want. He's not as effective as they think and does not merit the label "conservative." But at least you can see how his supporters get to where they are.

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jun 11

Attempting to grow mountain laurel from seed, and I got a lil sprout! 🌱

My little mountain laurel seedling in a blue pot

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Jun 5

McLennan County got a lot of rain

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 31

Took a Sudafed and drank four beers

Rachel Green with a sharpie mustache and goatee

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 31

Seen some boats yesterday

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 26

Banner in a bar that says, "ALL Y'ALL ARE WELCOME BUT YOU GOTTA ACT RIGHT"

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 22

Guy at the hotel desk told me he upgraded me to a "city view" room

The view from my hotel window, including an alley and the roof of another building

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 22

Hola from NOLA

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 8

This is the offending element. All those little flowers and the zig-zaggy branches drove me moderately insane 🫠

Cross stitched ocotillo plant that made me lose my mind

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 7

Got to do a cool thing today! Congrats to all the #firstgen students graduating this month!

Me holding up my Tri-Alpha certificate and wearing my nifty new 1st Gen pin

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· May 6

Peter Lambert, you say?

Huey Lewis pulling down his sunglasses in the I Want a New Drug video

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 27

BOBAN JUST SHOWED UP IN THIS SHOW HAHAHA

Boban Marjanović wearing chain mail and a sword in MGM's Robin Hood, the greatest television program ever made

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 22

Bring back pants numbers, you cowards!

JR Richard and Nolan Ryan wearing the tequila sunrise unis with the numbers on the pants

Tom Seaver leaning on Carlton Fisk. They both have the White Sox '80s uniforms with the numbers on the pants, but Fisk has catcher's gear on, so you can only see the pants number on Seaver.

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 12

I had to go to the bad site, but I got it

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 10

AND THEN TODAY WE GOT A PACKAGE!

My stove with a beautiful, custom wooden stove cover. And it's sealed like a cutting board on top so we can prep food on it. There's also a cute tiny cutting board he made that we set our salt and pepper shakers on. And three of the cutting boards on the left are also Bob originals.

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 10

My father-in-law is a hobbyist woodworker, and a couple months ago I sent him a picture of a stove cover and asked if he could make us one

I sent a picture from Wayfair or something of a wooden stove cover and asked if my father-in-law could make one for us and he replied, "Why would you want to put wood on a stove top?"

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 9

When your tattoo artist is having a stroke

Instagram post from @inkd.inc that's a picture of a tattoo stencil on someone's arm (or leg? Idk) that says "JONE WASTE YORE TOYE MONME YORALL REDIII THE VOICE INSOIDE MOYE YEDD" and the caption is "Little blink 182 tattoo.."

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 5

Ha ha oh no not again

[Tweet from]
Tyler Stafford
@tylercstafford
28 Oct 17

Sexy Bullpen

[Quoting tweet from]
AKIRA THE DON
@akirathedon
26 Oct 17

Your Halloween costume is "Sexy" plus the thing you're most afraid of

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Apr 5

Happy Easter

My friend Beth texted me, "Hbd Jesus," and I said, "Nope, that's Christmas"

Loren Galloway Bowans@dearloren· Mar 31

Get down to the sketchy Citgo, it's goin' off