Deborah

@deborah-c

CompSci, security, SF/F, UK/US politics, feminism, disability, collies. May also contain dangerous levels of Snark. Formerly @deborah_c at the bird place. Librarian groupie and tea drinker

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Deborah@deborah-c· 22d

And goodnight from over our side of the Atlantic!

Deborah@deborah-c· Jul 13

Oh, poor boy! But he looks as if he will be magnificent, and some lucky family is going to love him to bits, and vice versa <3 Love to him from my girl!

A shaded sable and white — Lassie-style — Rough Collie girl, looking round attentively from under the table on a train

Deborah@deborah-c· Jul 7

Para 40 here (publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm5803/cm...) seems to suggest otherwise

An extract from the Procedural Protocol in respect of the Code of Conduct (for UK MPs):

"Suspension of investigations

39. The Commissioner has the discretion to suspend investigations at any time. This may, for example, happen if the Member suffers ill health or a bereavement during the investigation, or where a related police investigation is taking place.

40. If Parliament is dissolved or the Member otherwise ceases to be a Member while an investigation is in progress, the Commissioner will suspend their investigation until the Member is re-elected. If the Member is not returned to Parliament, the Commissioner will decide if it is appropriate and proportionate to resume their investigation."

Deborah@deborah-c· Jul 2

A scrawled note (from the Simpsons episode "Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie") reading "Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home Planet", with "Poochie" scribbled out and replaced with "Jeffrey".

Original image from Wikipedia.

Deborah@deborah-c· Jul 1

Mostly for @seananmcguire.bsky.social

The "Rhymes with Orange" cartoon for 30th June: titled "Sisters", a mermaid wearing a very long overcoat is speaking to another mermaid swimming next to her. She says "Just because I've got deep pockets doesn't mean I can lend you 50 clams." It's captioned "Mariana's Trench Coat".

As a kind of footnote, the same mermaid: "No, you can't borrow my jacket"

Deborah@deborah-c· Jun 21

And how could he hope to surpass Johnson?!

Boris Johnson, out for a jog in blue fleece top, probably-floral shorts, and a beanie hat

Deborah@deborah-c· Jun 16

A monochrome picture of Abraham Lincoln, with a supposed quote of his: "The problem with quotes found on the Internet is that they are often not true."

Deborah@deborah-c· Jun 13

Still-Scottish drinks too?

A’bunadh, a very Scottish indeed drink, which is even in an Edinburgh Crystal glass

Deborah@deborah-c· Jun 7

(I am informed that it’s quite acceptable, thanks, mum)

Deborah@deborah-c· Jun 7

We are out in the Essex countryside surveying the local squirrel population

A rough collie has just turned back to check I’m still SQUIRREL! Coming

Deborah@deborah-c· Apr 25

Medium-sized doggo ditto!

Deborah@deborah-c· Apr 25

Absolutely.

Deborah@deborah-c· Apr 23

The sky today is an amazing, rich shade of blue, with not a single cloud visible in any direction. Just a beautiful spring day, out in the park with my parents and, of course, the Floofhound, who is having a fabulous multi-long-walk day

The sky above the entrance to a shopping centre in Chelmsford, which is an amazing rich blue colour. The centre has a decorative border sticking out at the which is almost exactly the same colour.

Deborah@deborah-c· Apr 7

Only for two hours? I'm pretty sure people troll authors a *lot* more than that, daily!

May 7th's cartoon from Bizarro comic, at comicskingdom.com.

The outside of a bookshop window, with "books" in large red capitals written across it. Above it is a sloped green and white striped awning. To one side we see the edge of the door.

In front of the window are three people with variously evil looks on their face, tapping away on tablets or phone screens. There's a blonde woman in a pink top, a purple cardigan, and light blue trousers; a ginger man in a button-down shirt and a maroon-ish jumper, and a dark-haired man with a moustache, beard, and a particularly shit-eating look, in an untucked shirt, dark blue trousers, and a knitted cap.

In the window is a man sitting at a desk, wearing a white shirt and a blue sports coat. (And small round glasses. And, presumably, trousers, but the desk front is solid wood, so really, who knows?) He's holding a phone, as well, which is presumably what's making him raise his eyebrows raised and look unhappy. His book -- we assume -- is on a stand on the desk, but no one's looking at it.

In the corner of the window is a *large* sign, reading, in black capitals, "Troll the author 2-4pm". This is presumably *why* he's frowning and looking upset.

Oh, and there's a piece of blueberry pie on the ground in front of the window, a solitary eyeball looking up at the behatted guy from the corner of the picture, a lit stick of dynamite on the canopy's pole, an upside down bird hanging from the other end of the canopy, and a random disconnected piece of brown downpipe looking like a third leg for the blonde lady, because this is Bizarro. The usual alien spaceship is presumably taking a day off.

Deborah@deborah-c· Mar 26

Last time I was at St Pancras they had a wonderful exhibition on the top floor where they’d asked various architects and artists to create doghouses, so it’s a perfectly respectable reading!

Deborah@deborah-c· Mar 25

And I have a souvenir!

A standard NHS specimen tube, a bit over half full of sandy-beiges-reddish rocks. It was about three quarters until I shook it to see how it sounded

Deborah@deborah-c· Feb 9

Or this girl?

Deborah@deborah-c· Jan 9

The Floofhound feels you all need some wholesome, timeline cleansing content, particularly if any of you would like to give her a belly rub

A shaded sable Rough Collie (Lassie-style colouring, with a light brown coat and a white ruff and paws, but with darker fur mixed into the light brown) lies in a doorway, maximising her potential as a trip hazard. One front and one rear paws are raised toward the camera, exposing a very fluffy white belly, which she would very much like rubbed some more, please. She is contemplating whether turning completely upside down would better accomplish this goal. She is looking winsomely up at the camera and is utterly adorable (even if I’m a little biased). Next to her is a cuddly bird of some kind; from the bright blue plumage you might have thought it a parrot, but parrots don’t (in my experience) go quack, so we’ve tentatively deemed it to be a cuddly dodo. 🦤

Deborah@deborah-c· Dec 25

The Floofhound, a shaded sable rough collie, asleep on the sofa some time before the strange noises started coming from the end seen on the right hand side of the picture…

Deborah@deborah-c· Dec 22

The “always has been” meme: one astronaut looks at the world, while a second stands behind and points a pistol at them, about to fire, saying “Always has been”

Deborah@deborah-c· Dec 9

A shaded sable (ie Lassie-coloured, only a bit darker) Rough Collie lying on a fawn carpet (fawn coloured, that is, not a room full of baby deer. She is looking expectantly at me, ears pricked and alert, as if I hadn’t just callously finished my toast without giving her a piece

Deborah@deborah-c· Dec 8

Today’s post:

Several pairs of nicely patterned, warm, comfortable women’s socks, still in their packaging after arriving a few minutes ago

Deborah@deborah-c· Dec 2

... and chaser:

Another cover image for a putative Franklin the Turtle book: "Franklin Goes To The Hague". Franklin stands in the dock before a presiding judge who is, for some reason, a bright blue dog with a gavel -- I have no idea whether the Hague uses gavels, mind -- flanked by a badger an owl, a fox, and... some kind of mustelid, perhaps? None of the other judges have had an unfortunate dye job on the way to court, though.

In the foreground are a pile of books, including the super-specific "Legal Law", which I'm sure will be of help in interpreting whether blowing boats out of the water because it makes you feel macho is a reasonable thing to do. Franklin looks more than a little discomfited by his situation, and I should damn well hope so, too.

Franklin Goes to The Hague is credited as written by Paulette Bourgeois and Brenda Clark; I have no idea who to credit for the image, unfortunately, as I found it on a Discord channel.

Deborah@deborah-c· Nov 29

I've posted quite a bit of @jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com's work here in the last few months: she is awesome and you should go support her! thedevilspanties.com/archives/16833

Jennie's ad for a 20% discount until 2nd December at The Devil's Panties' store, headed "HAPPY this is a fucked up" HOLIDAY!
Angel Jennie is mentioning the discount, while looking a little uncomfortable in a turkey costume. Devil Jennie (who is looking a lot happier about the situation" has a pilgrim-ish headscarf and collar, on top of her usual maid's oufit, fishnets, and stompy boots, and proclaims "Go buy some SATANIC merch!" (Editor's note: the merch is not Satanic.) Fairy Jennie is flapping frantically in the background to stay airborne, shouting "Fuck the corporations! BUY ART!" She is wise. In the background, someone in a pilgrim hat is being burned at the stake, but I couldn't tell you who. Political leadership might be *deserving* of it, mind...

Deborah@deborah-c· Nov 16

Drying rack

A coiffed but somewhat damp rough collie girl on a blue leather sofa. She’s looking alert, almost as if someone holding a camera has just mentioned her name

Deborah@deborah-c· Oct 22

The power of Bistromathics

From the BBC’s website: “‘I travelled all over India in one meal at this simple north London restaurant'
Hampstead and Highgate Express”

Deborah@deborah-c· Oct 20

Happy girl supervising me

Destiny the Floofhound (a shaded sable rough collie, I.e. traditional Lassie colours) looks on serenely from the leather armchairs where she’s curled up

Deborah@deborah-c· Oct 20

I missed the actual day by a few days — I was busy this weekend and distracted just before, but it’s seven years since this gorgeous girl came into my life.

A young rough collie, a little under two years old, lying on a dog mattress and looking back toward the camera

The same rough collie, seven years later, looking up in adoration at my silhouetted gardener this morning. The adoration is mutual!

Deborah@deborah-c· Oct 13

I have, of course, to use the most obvious one

The header from Amy's own Bluesky page. It has two pictures of her; one in black and white, mouth closed but smiling, maybe in an "I am listening to you saying something fascinating" sort of way; the other, the banner across the top, a colour photo of her with *startlingly* blue hair and an enormous beam on her face, standing in front of tree branches which... might be cedar? I'm poorly informed about that sort of thing.
I'm well informed about Amy, though, and this picture contains a beautiful person. Twice!

Deborah@deborah-c· Oct 10

Going home today! The Floofhound will be ecstatic