DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER
@denversweather
The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Crude but not cruel. Fuck yes, Colorado. Fuck yes, Denver. #COwx #wxtwitter #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠☠☠
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED BUT I'M USING THE WORD "ULTRAHEAT" I KNOW WE'VE HAD 90° AND 100° DAYS BEFORE BUT WE'RE HAVING THEM MORE ( SOURCE www.climatecentral.org/climate-loca... ) AND THAT'S BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE AND THAT'S WHY I'M USING THE TERM ULTRAHEAT. #ULTRAHEAT.
lol love this so hard what the fuck does it take to get one of these god damned amazing profile badges around here
THIS GRAPHIC CAUGHT ALL SORT OF STRAYS. HERE, THE CREATORS OF IT CHIME IN ON ITS SPLENDOR
FROM BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WHEN @bianchiweather.bsky.social WOULD LOB ME GOLDEN SETUPS
WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HIRE ME TO WORK AT YOUR WEATHER CHANNEL
ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKS WE'VE GOT A CLASSIC COLORADO WEATHER HAZARD MAP UP IN HERE FEAST YOUR EYES WE'VE GOT WINTER WEATHER WE'VE GOT SUMMER WEATHER WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
elway approves of this shit as long as it means he gets to give his hand a break
just want to give a big shoutout and hugs to all my furry friends here both new and old lol side story here I used the word “JIZZBOMB” last week thinking it might be catnip for the furry contingent… and I was right
looks like the furry contingent that follows me is very into today's weather lol
UPDATE: PHOENIX CONTINUES ITS RUN OF CRAPTASTIC TEMPERATURES holy shit why would you want to spend a minute living in that #hellhole
said it before i'll say it again, why the FUCK would you want to live in Phoenix
If Valentine's Blucifer could talk, he would tell you that love is complex and difficult, love can be joyful but not without the labor that love requires, that he would love to be free from his constraints, would love to roam the countryside, destroying all who dare to cross him.
if blucifer could talk he'd tell u how much he fucking hates the snow and cold, how capitalism is a scam, how he vows he will kill again, how in another world he'd be shooting lasers from those magnificent eyes of his...
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW BLUESKY TAKES HEADER IMAGES BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I WANT UP THERE BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M GETTING
someone gave me the keys to an ai image generator again
HOLIDAY SAFETY TIP NUMBER THREE: BE SURE TO COVID TEST BEFORE LARGE GATHERINGS. BETTER YET, AVOID LARGE GATHERINGS ENTIRELY.