Dextrosity

@dextrosity

Boston living. CT native. GW alumnus. I’d rather be traveling.

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Dextrosity@dextrosity· 22d

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Columbo, a detective played by Peter Falk, leans against a casket, wearing a loosened tie and trademark tan trench coat, and puffing on a cigar.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· 23d

The REF ON THE FIELD called that a FOUL!???????

96'
GGGOOOAAAALLL....NO! WILLIAMS' GOAL IS RULED OUT! Spain think they have taken the lead in this World Cup final! Yamal's attempt to touch the ball finds its way to Merino who shrugs off the challenge of Otamendi before seeing his shot blocked by Martinez!
Williams gobbles up the loose ball, but the referee rules the goal out for a foul on Otamendi by Merino! VAR are checking it, of course, but it looks like the decision will stand. A HUGE let off for Argentina!

Dextrosity@dextrosity· 24d

In the *least* surprising news of the week, Pete Hegseth’s current church used to be a liquor store. (h/t @musicologyduck.bsky.social, whose feed you should check out for pictures from today.)

A boarded up two story brick building with a sign out front saying “LIQUOR.” Next door is a green awning with “Hunan Dynasty” written on it in English under Chinese characters I assume say the same thing.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· 24d

Amazing find in Dorchester this morning & yet another argument for FIFA to award 3rd place to Cabo Verde. (Not pictured: the Vozinha bumper sticker also on the back window.)

Zoomed in shot of the back window of a Honda minivan. There’s an ~12x12 inch printed sticker. The top reads “GAME
DAY: CABO VERDE vs. SPAIN.” In the middle are the two country’s flags with a blue shark somehow handling a soccer ball through waves in the middle. Beneath that is the “Blue Sharks” moniker, then a listing of the 0-0 score. The bottom lists Atlanta, the date of the game, and “FIFA World Cup 2026.”

Dextrosity@dextrosity· 25d

Man praying with closed captions: “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 12

Our big lovable Norwegian oaf still out there even after yesterday’s disappointment:

Haaland in a watch ad on a kiosk in a downtown street.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 5

I don’t have children, and it’s not Fathers Day, but I finally did the most dad thing since buying this house and power washed the back deck.

Wood planked decking. The close side is grimy, dull, and somewhat gray. The far side is a rich colored wood.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 4

My best friends are at the France-Paraguay match.

Text messages reading:

Today 6:37 PM
Pausa de hidratación!
Give my godkids fluids.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 4

Or:

IN CONCLUSION, LIBYA IS A LAND OF CONTRASTS.OLAND THANK YOU.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 4

Okay, now that my heart has recovered from soccer:

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 3

Frank Beamer holds up both hands in victory. The score reads 1-1 at end of regulation

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jul 3

Better than this guy:

Trump’s doctor from 2016. Long white hair wearing a white coat over ill-fitting chinos. His diplomas on the wall behind him are all askew.

Dextrosity@dextrosity· Jun 29

CJ Roberts: “I wrote 62 pages over two opinions, pretended that two similar cases were somehow different, and couched undoing stare decisis in flowery legal language and this guy just tweets it out!”