DoctorSwellman

@doctorswellman

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DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jul 13

Fine I'll show you anyways

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jul 7

Got to this point in Phantasy Star Online and I understand the hate for De Rol Le now. This boss is an absolute demon casually

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jul 2

Been thinking about Guacamelee a lot lately. Might be time for another playthrough

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 29

Same man, same

An image from the hit game Phantasy Star Online. Main character is speaking to an NPC for a quest and he’s saying “Ah, here you are, Force. My father disgusts me.”

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· May 2

Today’s haul 👀

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Apr 29

according to professional youtube commentors, hobbies are illegal and you must optimize your life for income and productivity at all times!

unhinged youtube comment that says:

Did you know you can work as a security guard at most factories where you're mostly just a warm body? You only work about 90mins of active work per shift.

If you worked at any low wage job one day a week for 8hrs, at $8/hr (a reasonable wage in 2008), you'd have about $2,600 after a year after taxes.

In the 4 years it took this guy, he'd have earned $10,400.

The S&P (SPY) is one of those most stable investments in human history - growing roughly 10% annually for 100 years.

Had he placed his annual earnings from that joke-level job into the S&P for those 4yrs, he'd have $60,300 today.

He'd also have spent 1600hrs "working".
The same amount of official hours he spent on FFX, and would have even been allowed to play videogames if he was a guard like I mentioned.

Just keep that in mind when you say it's not loser behavior.

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Apr 26

the irony of organizing my backlog only to get addicted to Balatro again

my body is a machine that turns wheel of fortune into nope!

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Mar 18

Someone was really mad about me not using AI when creating my last (or any) video 💀

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Mar 13

tell me you're a video editor without telling me you're a video editor

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Mar 10

working on a project and I had full intent on naming this image "Jack Garland" lmao

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Feb 20

👀

dank image of dark anima with some cool banner text that says DARK ANIMA in the iconic Neon Genesis Evangelion font

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Feb 7

This is a cat appreciation account now and you can’t stop me. Oliver says hello 👀

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jan 31

gamers, I think my recommendations are cooked

an image of morshu with a bunch of priests, priming himself to read the entire bible (No AI)

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jan 4

who's gonna tell them that they're spending the same amount of time watching YouTube (allegedly)

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Dec 24

Finally beat one of the hardest games I own

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DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Dec 14

It’s a hang out and farm Jono type of night

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Dec 5

4 is not a Prime number but whatever I’ll take it

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Dec 4

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Nov 30

This is a very good game

an image of tactics ogre from the ogre battle series on the PS1

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Nov 12

babe wake up new copypasta dropped

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Oct 15

tfw listening to some dank nintendo ds tunes right now except the ds has a distinct lack of nintendo

nintendo ds anime but also music and tracker on top - bye2

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Sep 4

Sending over a legit Jirachi from the Pokemon Colosseum bonus disc to my copies of Ruby and Sapphire. Made me feel like a kid again RIP berry program update tho

Jirachi special gift screen from the Pokémon colosseum pre-order bonus disc

A white game boy advance with the Jirachi gift screen present that says “You got JIRACHI! Please take good care of it. Please turn off the power of your game boy advance system and unplug the Nintendo GameCube gameboy advance cable.” Man this is so dang cool

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jul 11

the official theme of FFX's forever grind and also the theme of my next video 👀

A screenshot of a song from Final Fantasy X called Bravely Forward - Composed by Nobuo Uematsu. This theme plays at the Monster Arena within the Calm Lands

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 20

I apparently left these in a random box for the last 4 years, all sealed lol

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 14

I have no idea what I’m doing lmao

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 5

Switch friend code 👀👀👀

FRIEND CODE FOR NINTENDO SWITCH 2 FROM GAMER DRSWELLMAN

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 5

👀👀👀👀

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· Jun 5

Made a semi-random detour while editing. I'll probably start posting more of these types of things if you all are interested 👀

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· May 28

[NEW VID] - How Speedrunners Completely Broke EarthBound I talk about the history of EarthBound's most broken glitches and how they were discovered, including the famous debug menu www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XyB...

DoctorSwellman@doctorswellman· May 28

my youtube recommended is in shambles