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funsized fungus fiend

@dogbrained

🔞 late 20s, he/it/any. disabled dyke with doggy identity disorder. 🜬 ΘΔ &. collector of names and ailments (also cool rocks). nature lover. internet yapper. dog dad to a 50lb menace. mostly ♻️ with a few 📸 here and there. anti AI. 𐂯 pfp by housegoblin 𐂯

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funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 1

forever thinking about this shirt i found (but did not buy) at the thrift store

a bright blue t-shirt by "a 40s & shorties production" depicting a man in an all black leather outfit and sunglasses being absolutely mobbed by several beautiful women; white font above and below them reads, "Mr. Steal Your Girl"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jun 17

this broken notification will be the end of me

cropped screenshot of the bsky messaging button with a notification alert that will not go away despite there being zero new messages

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jun 3

sweet, sleepy puppy girl

a sheepdog puppy lying on my bed asleep

a close up photo of the sleeping puppy's sweet face

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 29

i went to a funeral today

selfie from neck to waist of my punk funeral outfit consisting of a long, black dress, a striped blazer, and a bug in resin for a necklace

another angle of my outfit showing more of the dress and blazer but also my sick vinyl eyeball purse that winks as you walk

final downwards image showing the ends of my dress, my combat boots, and my cute but spooky snail tattoo peeking out on the back of my leg

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 26

photo of a pigeon sitting on the ground with a white speech bubble above it so appear like he's saying what's been posted

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 16

Frank Reynolds from IASIP driving a car while leaning back to his passengers and offering them an egg; "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 16

i found a tiny egg

a tiny, pale blue egg can be seen on the ground under a log

close-up of the tiny, pale blue egg

another close-up of the tiny, pale blue egg

the tiny egg gently held in the palm of my hand

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 14

this is me btw. if you even care 💨

an old man Monchichi doll that's grey and holding a pipe to his mouth

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 6

LA is so beautiful sometimes 😍🤩

cityscape photo with a huge sky of big, fluffy clouds above the distant buildings of DTLA

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 4

headmates in tomodachi are fighting and it feels like this

edited iphone emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 3

welcome to the family

photo of a green Nessie special edition beanie baby from the UK

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 3

BABY ALERT

a grey and white sheepdog puppy looks up at the camera as he pulls on my jacket sleeve with her mouth

the same sheepdog puppy standing and staring at me, looking adorable and fluffy as always

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 25

i didn't know tomodachi was a horror game

screenshot from Tomodachi Life of a pet horse with the words, "New! Horse" underneath it

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 25

cutest dog of all time 🏆

a small sheepdog puppy standing on the front steps looking at me

almost the same photo as before but the dog's head is angled slightly more forward

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 22

FOR LEON KENNEDY <3

photo of my new Leon Kennedy inspired tramp stamp

picture of the modded Leon Kennedy in a crop top with his own tramp stamp

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 18

i made Alan Wake in tomodachi life

a white man with long hair and a beard sits and thinks inside a log cabin

the white bearded man faces the camera and says, "Ugh. I've been thinking too hard. My head feels all fuzzy inside."

the bearded man holds up a flashlight while out walking through town in the dark

the bearded man sits on the ground and stares at a light bulb in complete shock and/or wonder

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 10

strange puffball sighting

a large, fluffy, white object that resembles insulation but is obviously from a tree

a closer image of the weird, white fluff

the puff ball has been broken up, exposing several black seeds within it

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 3

this is perfect for me and my three weed smoking girlfriends

photo of a pink "4 person bong" that looks like a normal bong but with four offshoots on the top instead of a standard mouthpiece; four people lean in to use said bong

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 28

couldn't help but also get a cow plush smh NEW FRIEND ALERT :3

a cow plush toy behind the wheel of my fiat

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 28

should've known i'd be furry adjacent when this is what i grew up with (and i thought it was cool)

late 2010s advertising for Orangina depicting a sexy deer woman in red lingerie sitting seductively on a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverage

Orangina ad depicting a sexy octopus woman in pale lingerie sitting seductively on a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverage

Orangina ad depicting a sexy bear man in the nude posing seductively in front of a giant, melting ice cube while holding his beverage

Orangina ad depicting a sexy plant woman in purple lingerie resting seductively against a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverage

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 15

she's too cute not to post 🥹😭

a gray and white sheepdog puppy looks up at the camera; her eyes hidden, her big nose wet and shiny, and her mouth open in a toothy smile

almost the same photo as before but closer up to see the dog's tongue and bottom fangs now as she smiles at the camera

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 12

WHY IS NAME CHANGE STUFF SO COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 8

mfw i win THREE jackbox rounds after the morning i had

"FIRE GUY CLE LIVES!" newspaper clipping from Trivia Murder Party's winner reveal

"FIRE GUY CLE" wins yet again at a different game, FixyText

"FIRE GUY CLE" wins yet again, this time in Quiplash

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Mar 7

holy shit

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 27

moments before disaster

cropped screenshot of a discord message that says, "my guys have been kinda quiet these last few days. i think i've caught the Silent Sickness"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 27

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to btw

a light blue Club Penguin character hunched over a cane in his left flipper

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 23

she's killing me with her cuteness

close up photo of a smiling sheepdog's nearly all-white head, her eyes hidden and her big black nose pointed at the camera

almost the same photo as before but now her mouth is open wider to show her tongue and fangs

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 22

saw this lil guy yesterday while out in the world and yeah. same bro 😵‍💫

street art of a blue creature face with tiny ears, two differently sized eyes, and a squiggly mouth

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 22

screenshot of a text conversation with a photo of a man in a hospital bed and then a text message reading, "I lived bitch"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Feb 19

more of my dog because i love her

a small sheepdog puppy in a cropped black sweatshirt lies flat on her side on a wood floor; a pink light above her acts like a cool filter

a close up of the same photo shows the dog staring right at the camera