funsized fungus fiend (@dogbrained) · DIRTY

funsized fungus fiend

@dogbrained

🔞 late 20s, he/it/any. disabled dyke with doggy identity disorder. 🜬 ΘΔ &. collector of names and ailments (also cool rocks). nature lover. internet yapper. dog dad to a 50lb menace. mostly ♻️ with a few 📸 here and there. anti AI. 𐂯 pfp by housegoblin 𐂯

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funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 6h

pup cup

downward angle of a sheepdog puppy face looking up at me and the mini dog ice cream container held in my hand; the label reads, "Apple and Carrot with Sweet Potato Ribbons"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 2d

reminds me of my nightstand books

a stack of books, including (from top to bottom): "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", "The Body Keeps The Score", "No Bad Parts", and "Dissociation Made Simple"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 10d

it's like my mother knows (she doesn't)

a whiteboard goodbye note that reads, "bye Cutes (plural)", meant for both my dog and I

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 10d

well. fuck.

cropped screenshot of the current Watch Duty fire map of the US, showing the majority of the west coast being on fire

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 19d

i just found these passion fruits on the ground omggg

three reddish, oval-shaped fruit are lined up in a row

one of the fruits is cut open revealing gooey yellow seeds inside

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 21d

*creepy voice* SHE'S HEEEEEERE!!!!!! 🥳 🦴 altcultures.com

a terrible quality picture of a little black box with red paw prints containing a silver septum inside with mini spikes around the edge and a bone at the bottom

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· 24d

i love women

three new additions to my spooky calf sleeve: a winged tooth with an eyeball, a two-headed taxidermy duck, and a ghost lava lamp

a tiny fluffy weenie dog rests coyly in her checkered dog bed

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 8

saw this little guy on the dog walk and just had to take a picture 🥹

downward angled photo of a tiny fluffy dog on his back with his legs in the air, begging for tummy scratches

my checkered vans can be seen in the bottom left corner

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 8

COYOTE SPOTTED

a medium-sized coyote can be seen trotting down a neighborhood street

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 8

those are NOT apples nor any kind of fruit they are "galls" aka wasp nests

photo of an oak tree with red orbs mixed amongst the branches and leaves

a close-up of one of the "red orbs" that closely resemble apples

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 1

fuck it. here's puppy :3

a fluffy sheepdog puppy standing expectantly while staring at the camera (and her ball in my hand), her big nose shiny and big tongue outstretched

almost the same photo as before but the sheepdog puppy's tongue is hanging out of the side of her mouth now

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 1

happy july

a white woman in a pink athleisure top is excitedly making a smoothie; the caption above her reads: "see you in hell you stupid fruit"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 1

forever thinking about this shirt i found (but did not buy) at the thrift store

a bright blue t-shirt by "a 40s & shorties production" depicting a man in an all black leather outfit and sunglasses being absolutely mobbed by several beautiful women; white font above and below them reads, "Mr. Steal Your Girl"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jul 1

POV: you're short

an upwards angled photo of a big pine tree, taken by a person under 5ft tall

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jun 17

this broken notification will be the end of me

cropped screenshot of the bsky messaging button with a notification alert that will not go away despite there being zero new messages

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Jun 3

sweet, sleepy puppy girl

a sheepdog puppy lying on my bed asleep

a close up photo of the sleeping puppy's sweet face

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 29

i went to a funeral today

selfie from neck to waist of my punk funeral outfit consisting of a long, black dress, a striped blazer, and a bug in resin for a necklace

another angle of my outfit showing more of the dress and blazer but also my sick vinyl eyeball purse that winks as you walk

final downwards image showing the ends of my dress, my combat boots, and my cute but spooky snail tattoo peeking out on the back of my leg

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 26

photo of a pigeon sitting on the ground with a white speech bubble above it so appear like he's saying what's been posted

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 16

Frank Reynolds from IASIP driving a car while leaning back to his passengers and offering them an egg; "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 16

i found a tiny egg

a tiny, pale blue egg can be seen on the ground under a log

close-up of the tiny, pale blue egg

another close-up of the tiny, pale blue egg

the tiny egg gently held in the palm of my hand

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 14

this is me btw. if you even care 💨

an old man Monchichi doll that's grey and holding a pipe to his mouth

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 6

LA is so beautiful sometimes 😍🤩

cityscape photo with a huge sky of big, fluffy clouds above the distant buildings of DTLA

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 4

headmates in tomodachi are fighting and it feels like this

edited iphone emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG"

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 3

welcome to the family

photo of a green Nessie special edition beanie baby from the UK

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· May 3

BABY ALERT

a grey and white sheepdog puppy looks up at the camera as he pulls on my jacket sleeve with her mouth

the same sheepdog puppy standing and staring at me, looking adorable and fluffy as always

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 25

i didn't know tomodachi was a horror game

screenshot from Tomodachi Life of a pet horse with the words, "New! Horse" underneath it

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 25

cutest dog of all time 🏆

a small sheepdog puppy standing on the front steps looking at me

almost the same photo as before but the dog's head is angled slightly more forward

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 22

FOR LEON KENNEDY <3

photo of my new Leon Kennedy inspired tramp stamp

picture of the modded Leon Kennedy in a crop top with his own tramp stamp

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 18

i made Alan Wake in tomodachi life

a white man with long hair and a beard sits and thinks inside a log cabin

the white bearded man faces the camera and says, "Ugh. I've been thinking too hard. My head feels all fuzzy inside."

the bearded man holds up a flashlight while out walking through town in the dark

the bearded man sits on the ground and stares at a light bulb in complete shock and/or wonder

funsized fungus fiend@dogbrained· Apr 10

strange puffball sighting

a large, fluffy, white object that resembles insulation but is obviously from a tree

a closer image of the weird, white fluff

the puff ball has been broken up, exposing several black seeds within it