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@dylanbickers
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
Folks we are going for the biscuits and gravy with a side of corned beef hash
Damn this is just truth that I need to get the fuck out of here
Did we all see the same Ayo Edebiri post and rush to Etsy?
Thank you to Queen Ayo Edebiri for the fit inspo
Folks, it occurs to me I forgot to post this here. I doubt I’d make this again unless I was cooking for a crowd. Two short ribs for this amount of effort just wasn’t a good value exchange
I don't think I will ever be okay but at least I had a cool hat
I shouldn't have done it twice but thank god I did
I hope @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Is pleased bc I made a bufriedo
Several medical workers bound by confidentiality have seen this scan and cannot speak out
Weird people: No kink at Pride Noah Wyle during Pride:
We are summermaxxing v strongly at this time (before it gets unbearably hot literally tomorrow)
I'm about to have the best chicken shawarma wrap I've ever had in my fucking life
Thank u @eddyburback.bsky.social, for suffering through a month of RFK Jr.'s weird diet so I could find out these little guys go hard as fuck
I never do an iced coffee, only ever go for a cortado at the local cafe. But it's hot and I walked, so I asked what Zach recommends. Blueberry syrup, butterscotch pecan syrup and oat milk latte
Hey, @soapboxsoftware.bsky.social can you get your app not to consistently crash any time I try to open it? I feel like the app quality has massively deprecated since I started using it so I’m back to just the native bsky app until yall figure it out
You cannot fool me YouTube recommendations that is literally just a pork chop you were too lazy to pound out into a cutlet before frying. Toss it on some toasted shokupan and call it a day
Dad will have a nice little surprise waiting for him when he gets home from visiting his dad