Eize Basa

@eizebasa

success hasn't changed me, i was always this terrible

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Eize Basa@eizebasa· 25d

Consumer advocate Marvin Zendler with his most famous phrase: "There's slime in the ice machine"

Eize Basa@eizebasa· 26d

TBT: that time I ordered batteries on Amazon and they were delivered loose in a big mailing envelope

Amazon Basics batteries loose in a big mailing envelope

Eize Basa@eizebasa· 27d

Harp music triggering a flashback to Monday night:

l often catch myself thinking "I wish there were Starbucks that were more secluded where you could just work without buying anything, and then I realize those are called libraries.
Oh man, I gotta post that, that's pure Like bait right there.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 12

Same actress

Alice Lowe as Liz Asher/Madeline Wool in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place

Alice Lowe as Tina the corrupt Sandford's cashier in Hot Fuzz

Alice Low as Dr. R. Haynes in Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 10

And so ends another long week posting on bluesky dot com...

You see a bunch of numbers and words on the screen, but none of it really means anything to you.

[Mash on the keys]

You don't think you accomplished much, but you feel better.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 10

“I’m getting some copies made at FedEx Office.”

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 10

SCOOP: my inside sources are now confirming that Spider-Man: Brand New Day adapts the classic storyline where the Hulk murders a bunch of rollerskaters for listening to disco music too loud.

Hostess cupcake ad: The Incredible Hulk Vs The Roller Disco Devils

Hulk, those men are DEAD.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 10

Fuuuuuuuuu I hate ironic comeuppance!!!!

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 9

I have a feeling Bluesky will be delighted to learn what Q-tips used be called:

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 9

When you forgot to write the movie poster’s tagline until 30 seconds before they’re printed:

Poster for the Stephen King anthology “Cat’s Eye.” The tagline is inexplicably “Follow the newest cat-and-creature game as seen through Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye”

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 8

Posting a joke on bluesky dot app

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 7

My copy of Inns & Cathedrals is so old it thinks it’s the only expansion for Carcassonne that will ever exist:

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 7

Happy to help!

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 7

Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski about to show Larry what happens when you [find] a stranger in the [Alps].

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 6

C'mon now, if they didn't want us to get real freaky in the cabin why did they leave these in there for us?

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 6

Sheboygan is a notable surfing destination and has been called the "Malibu of the Midwest"

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 3

My life every day since this site got group chats

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 2

Got to meet the neighbors this morning

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 1

I felt the same about this absolutely devastating laser-guided comeback. A brand new hall of fame reply I’ll be quoting for the rest of my life:

“you would believe a callout post about yourself if it got five likes”

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 1

I bet the warning sign in this backwoods cabin AirBnB has a fun backstory…

Respectfully, as discussed on the website, and possibly even when you booked, this property is not that place.
WE CAN HELP WITH PLACES TO GO IF OUTDOOR PLAY IS IMPORTANT...

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jul 1

Results of today’s afternoon standup. (I stood up to take a picture of the sunset and refill my glass.) No blockers, staying aligned.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 30

I’m so SICK of false advertising, y’all! I drank this whole thing and you’ll never guess what I had to do not even an hour later.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 29

“I hope this email finds you well.” How the email finds me:

Two rocking chairs on the porch of my cabin overlooking Kickapoo Valley, Wisconsin

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 26

Waiting for your turn after your opponent’s engine has kicked in

Detail of L'Absinthe by Edgar Degas. A woman dejectedly looks at table.

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 26

More info, courtesy of @spaceweft.bsky.social: this is from "William the Curious: Knight of the Water Lilies." written and illustrated by Charles Santore in 1997. Of note: though he was a lifelong professional illustrator, Santore didn't complete his first children's book until he was 50 years old.

Cover of "William The Curious: Knight Of The Water Lilies"

Interior page of "William The Curious: Knight Of The Water Lilies," where William encounters a human guard.

Interior page of "William The Curious: Knight Of The Water Lilies," where William in getting knighted.

Back cover of "William The Curious: Knight Of The Water Lilies."

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 25

We all have that one follower whose Like feels like this:

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 25

OP can’t remember the name of the game but the name of the game is The Game

Reddit post: “We were playing a game (I forgot the name) where the goal is to play out all the cards from your hand, numbers 1-100, in descending order.”

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 25

Screenshot from Dragnet: “All are now serving terms in the appropriate state institutions.”

Eize Basa@eizebasa· Jun 24