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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 31 | he/him | Central Mass | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social

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Samson@elks· Jun 9

Yeah Knoebels is bar none the best park I've been to, not even really a competition It's about as close to perfect as a park can be

Phoenix at Knoebels dropping off the 2nd turnaround

Flying Turns at Knoebels going around a turn

A view at Knoebels looking over the log flume station with the building for Black Diamond in the background, a forested hill behind that

Samson@elks· Jun 7

Out here in amish smoking big doinks in amish

Smokin big ol doinks in intercourse Pennsylvania

Samson@elks· Jun 4

His smug aura mocks me daily Inshallah he will be hung up by his tentacles to hang as Mussolini once did

Samson@elks· May 6

Samson@elks· Feb 27

Many of you would fold

Screenshot from Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel of the 3 bad bitch shovels that try to ruin Mike's life

Samson@elks· Jan 21

Samson@elks· Jan 18

Andrew Hussie at ANE was not on my bingo card

Jack and I with Andrew Hussie (what the fuck ??)

Samson@elks· Dec 28

Alright I think this is too far

Egg shaped candy (for Easter) out on the shelf at a grocery store on December fucking 28

Samson@elks· Nov 4

The face of pancreatitis

Samson@elks· Oct 1

Not quite sure that's the music I'd choose for an amusement park, but it is a banger so who's to say if it's wrong or not

Samson@elks· Sep 26

Can't stop thinking about how good this stupid thing is Who woulda thought a standup from the 90s would be the standout at Magic Mountain

Riddler's Revenge at Six Flags Magic Mountain traversing its vertical loop

Riddler's Revenge at Six Flags Magic Mountain exiting a corkscrew

Samson@elks· Sep 20

At magic mountain today

Samson@elks· Sep 7

I love too good to go because where else could you get some kid's 7th birthday cake for $10 I also really wanna know the story of why they cancelled this this morning ??

A round blue and red cake with a 7 candle and transformers characters on top, and icing painted into the autobots symbol and gears covering the front

Samson@elks· Aug 1

Samson@elks· Jul 29

This might be the coziest creature to ever exist

A tabby/white cat curled up inside a nook in a cat tree, eyes closed and seemingly smiling

Samson@elks· Jul 14

Same energy

Screenshot from Twin Peaks of Ben Horne smelling a baguette

Samson@elks· Jul 14

I just like it

Boulder Dash at Lake Compounce descending its far turnaround

Boulder Dash at Lake Compounce rounding the turn after its first drop

Boulder Dash at Lake Compounce on its final run of hills

Samson@elks· Jul 8

Smoking big doinks at the wiener

Me smoking a joint in front of the Oscar Mayer wienermobile

Samson@elks· Jul 6

Thank you La Ronde for using my fursona to advertise The Room (2003) of roller coasters

The entry sign to Monstre at La Ronde

The sign is a large sculpture of an elk-like creature, except with large pointy teeth

Samson@elks· Jun 29

Mr. Knoebel, please save this ride

Samson@elks· Jun 23

Yeah the grid is having a time today And probably gonna be even worse tomorrow woohoo

ISO new England price graph showing the current wholesale electricity price spiking to over $400/MWh, well above the predicted $250

Samson@elks· Jun 3

I can't believe Burlington got rid of the pit what the fuck

A generic 10-ish story apartment building, standing where the glorious Burlington mall pit once was

Samson@elks· May 25

God I love this ride so much, why is it so good

Excalibur at Funtown Splashtown exiting the station

Excalibur at Funtown Splashtown descending its second drop

Samson@elks· Apr 27

Family Guy drowning meme with the text "I did not care for adastra"

Because I didn't care for adastra

Samson@elks· Apr 5

Hell yeah brother

Someone in an orange jacket in a large crowd of protesters holding a sign with the text "Elon sucks at overwatch"

Samson@elks· Mar 26

The power of these two combined tho

A blue season pass for Lake Compounce next to a silver membership card for Six Flags Great Escape

Samson@elks· Mar 19

Whoever ordered the Karen Read cake is probably having a great day today

Samson@elks· Feb 25

It hurt seeing the train in the midway, and seeing the track in the process of being disassembled That was my #1 bucket list ride for pretty much as long as I can remember, but I got there too late :c

Me paying respects in front of the Do Dodonpa lead car

Do-Dodonpa's vertical loop, with some track missing from the far turnaround

The end of Do-Dodonpa's launch tunnel cut apart, the air tanks are visible below the track

Samson@elks· Feb 21

Yeah, it sure is

An advertisement on Reddit for a Mercedes van, the text of the ad reads "A big new van"

Samson@elks· Feb 10