Yeah Knoebels is bar none the best park I've been to, not even really a competition It's about as close to perfect as a park can be

Out here in amish smoking big doinks in amish

His smug aura mocks me daily Inshallah he will be hung up by his tentacles to hang as Mussolini once did

Many of you would fold

Andrew Hussie at ANE was not on my bingo card

Alright I think this is too far

The face of pancreatitis

Not quite sure that's the music I'd choose for an amusement park, but it is a banger so who's to say if it's wrong or not

Can't stop thinking about how good this stupid thing is Who woulda thought a standup from the 90s would be the standout at Magic Mountain

At magic mountain today

I love too good to go because where else could you get some kid's 7th birthday cake for $10 I also really wanna know the story of why they cancelled this this morning ??

This might be the coziest creature to ever exist

Same energy

I just like it

Smoking big doinks at the wiener

Thank you La Ronde for using my fursona to advertise The Room (2003) of roller coasters

Mr. Knoebel, please save this ride

Yeah the grid is having a time today And probably gonna be even worse tomorrow woohoo

I can't believe Burlington got rid of the pit what the fuck

God I love this ride so much, why is it so good

Hell yeah brother

The power of these two combined tho

Whoever ordered the Karen Read cake is probably having a great day today

It hurt seeing the train in the midway, and seeing the track in the process of being disassembled That was my #1 bucket list ride for pretty much as long as I can remember, but I got there too late :c

Yeah, it sure is