Evan

@evanpl

Software developer in Eugene, OR

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Evan@evanpl· 8d

Elon Musk rn

Chairface Chippendale, an anthropomorphic character with a wooden chair for a head from the animated The Tick, looking (?) at the moon after partially engraving his name with a laser. The moon has giant letters on its left half, reading "CHA".

Evan@evanpl· 14d

Anyway it’s this

Evan@evanpl· 29d

Q from Star Trek: TNG in "Encounter from Farpoint" wearing the armor of an Earth Army soldier, snorting something from a chest-mounted dispenser

Evan@evanpl· Jul 5

hahahahahaha

Screencap of a live video feed of Donald Trump, filmed through a window, watching TV, showing the same video of Trump watching a TV etc.

Evan@evanpl· Jun 29

found it: lists.w3.org/Archives/Pub...

Evan@evanpl· Jun 18

Here’s a thing I’m working on. It will have a cover & no visible wires when I’m done. Hopefully a better diffuser as well.

Evan@evanpl· Jun 17

>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
>one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
>distress.jpg
>ask my boss what to do
>he says "just make it bottomless again"
>i say "how"
>he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
>rage.jpg
>quit my job
>become a regular pit supervisor
>first day on the job, go to the new hole
>its bottomless

Evan@evanpl· Jun 12

I am super curious to know how they covertly deployed whatever this is so precisely! Someone must have stood in the center of each circle and spread or sprayed something around themselves. Using google maps I estimate the numerals are each 100'x140'- that's massive!

Image of giant numerals "86" in the grass of the national mall, made up of round patches of brown grass among the rich green grass. Each numeral is made of 6 columns and 11 rows of circles. The numerals are neatly spaced within the grass of the mall, roughly 100' wide and 140' tall. Each circle appears to be about 10' in diameter, and consists of a sharply defined inner circle (possibly spray paint added by investigators) and multiple brown concentric circles.

Evan@evanpl· Jun 2

How does someone look at this and think "this is good"?

photo of the Kennedy center sign: "The Donald J. Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"

Evan@evanpl· Jun 1

This is amazing but I can’t find anything about dosage- do you take one a day or what’s the deal? I don’t want to get burned

Instagram ad for button batteries- “Energizer Ultimate Child Shield - World’s only coin lithium battery that prevents burns if swallowed”

Evan@evanpl· Jun 1

These are exactly the types of notifications I want to receive.

iOS notification from my security camera. It says “A squirrel is standing on the tree.”

Evan@evanpl· May 22

going to check on my slush fund

Evan@evanpl· May 21

Quite an evocative description of the K-Pop Demon Hunters McDonalds meal @doughboys.bsky.social @mcdonalds

Evan@evanpl· Apr 24

wait until Alex Jones finds out about Tim's earlier forays into politics

little girl from Tom Goes To The Mayor, bloodied and trapped in a bear trap (it's obviously photoshopped and cartoony don't worry)

Tom (Tim Heidecker) from Tom Goes To The Mayor looking at the carnage, horrified

Evan@evanpl· Apr 15

just saw a breathless linkedin post about the amazing technology that Netflix uses to make sure you can't pirate their content or even take screenshots!!!! huh!