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theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jul 12

#artfight2026 attack #3 for @kiraelric.bsky.social !! aurinko bracelet >:3 also serves as a good luck charm, iykyk. i have trimmed the ends and i'm gonna stick it in the mail soon!

a bracelet with glass beads. most of them are scarlet but four of them are gold. there is a gold sun charm attached

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jul 12

sielu my beloved extremely emotional feral critter

a drawing of a figure laying face down in a giant puddle of tears

an opossum with its mouth open. text reads "at the next inconvenience i will start biting people"

top panel is a little creature with tears and a couple question marks. bottom panel is the creature bent forward on a table, more distressed, with more question marks

a sad cat with an xbox controller with text reading "im f fucking trying" in all caps

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jul 6

attacks #1 & #2 for #artfight2026 #ocsky first is @kiraelric.bsky.social 's OC aamunkoitto second is my friend roy's OC micah!! (AF: RadioTune) i'm not sure how it ended up that i drew two OCs with glasses during the first week lol

a shaded fullbody of aamunkoitto, a man with long pink hair in a bun, three yellow horns, a blue suit, pink eyes, and glasses. he sits with his arms crossed and one leg crossed over the other

a flat colored halfbody of micah, a man with freckles and a birthmark over his right eye and on his right cheek/neck. he has heterochromia, with a blue left eye and brown right eye. he also has long black hair, a yellow scarf, blue vest, and glasses

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jun 24

i forgot bluesky existed again. anyway have my messy doodle of baby tuulta that i used to get used to my new art program and recalibrate my tablet. i doubt i'll ever finish him but he's cute #ocsky

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· May 30

I FINALLY BEAT TERRANORT ON BBS OH MY GOD IVE BEEN STUCK ON HIM FOR A MONTH i was level 42 and did not cheese through. please no KH3 spoilers past the frozen world im experiencing the series blind

terra's end of game report showing statistics.

game mode: standard mode
report completion: 47%
enemies defeated: 2925
most used command: sonic shadow / 122x
most used command style: diamond dust / 70x
most used d-link: - / 0x
play time: 14:09:46]

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· May 28

It's (almost) Vihr's birthday (but I love him and he deserves a whole weekend with the shit I put him through), so here he is! My soft green boy and one of my very favorite OCs. Art by @kiraelric.bsky.social #ocsky #oc #originalcharacter

Vihr in a green and grey palette standing in his library with a stack of books in his arms.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· May 2

oh boy sorry i'm late to adding onto the pile but i found those markers today and used them to color this sketch of sielu from 2024. the colors didn't turn out right but i did the best i could with what i had. kind of like a palette challenge but in my own sketchbook LMAO

sielu in misterican festival garb. he holds a microphone and is singing into it. the wire is wrapped around his hand and his other arm is extended into the air. he has cyan hair and clothes + green horns

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Apr 30

let me see what i have to share 👀

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Apr 25

i have come to you to offer you tuulta, who is the godfather and prime bind of sinfonia + the adoptive uncle of sinfonia and aurinko, to pester if you want. he is also varjo's direct superior and friend. feel free to ask him questions and he will answer. art: @kiraelric.bsky.social #ocsky

tuulta holding a young sinfonia and aurinko in his arms. all three are smiling brightly. sinfonia has fluffy orange hair, four short ruby horns, and an orange and brown suit. aurinko has fluffy red hair and a red outfit with three sunstone horns.

tuulta ready to strike with his glaive, moonshard. he has red tips on his hair. purple glowing mist swirls around him. he has a small lemon clip keeping his hair half up and half down. he has a serious, displeased expression

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Apr 25

hiii i'm aven, i am a good artist because i get better with every piece ✨ (newest piece in the share -> oldest piece in the share)

a girl with black and white split-dyed hair, medium-dark skin with gold accents, and a one-piece that's black + red + brick-colored. she tilts her head and has her arms behind her back. the background is a white to black gradient

a girl with pointed ears, fair skin, and long black hair in a ponytail looks over her shoulder. she has a neutral expression and purple eyes

a man with a violin and bow faces the viewer. he has fluffy light purple hair, a purple fabric choker, a tan complexion, purple eyes, and two crystal turquoise horns. he wears a muted aqua button-down with the sleeves rolled up and a deep blue vest.

two women stand facing the camera with arms around each other's shoulders. one has fluffy, short, bright purple hair and very pale skin with purple eyes and three turquoise horns. she wears a purple outfit with purple bracelets, purple choker, and aqua pendant. the other has fluffy yellow hair with a long side braid, tan skin, yellow eyes, yellow outfit + choker, and a gold-orange pendant. she also has four crystal amethyst horns. the two outer horns are longer than the center ones.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Apr 20

He doesn't try to hide his own cutting glare as he heaves the door open without care for etiquette.
The Pipsa's office smells faintly of tea and old books.
Somehow, it's still disgusting. Every cell in his body is repulsed by everything about this place and it has been for decades.
"Where is Sinfonia?" he growls.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Apr 20

Tuulta's POV (one more screenshot in comments)

His day begins normally, everything the same as it usually is save for one small irritant.
There's just been something off about the air. Something about to happen, a disaster of some kind about to unfold. He knows too well the staticky way the atmosphere feels when shit's about to go horribly wrong.
Sitruuna used to tease him about this odd sixth sense of his, yet no one could deny the uncanny accuracy it had. A bad feeling is more than a bad feeling, at least to Tuulta.
A bad feeling is usually a correct feeling.
And lately, a bad feeling has almost always been related to either Sitriini or Joki.
With no news from any of the medics stationed outside the palace, it once again looks like it'll be one of the two.
Displeasing, of course, but he can handle that far more easily than a mudslide or a flood or some other massive tragic event.
Not much changes in the day-to-day operations in the palace (including which patients have persistent issues), not since the ceasefire was called years ago.
There are alarmingly few people who seem to realize that it's not an end. It's a pause. He isn't privy to the exact details of their agreement with Windaria, so as far as he's concerned, the war could start again at any moment.
He honestly hopes it is one person's medical issue rather than something political. There are just some images burned into the backs of his eyelids that he'd rather not relive more than he has to.

With a deep breath to steel himself, he rises from his chair and heads down the hall towards Aurinko's office.
If Taivas is calm, that's one less thing to worry about and one more thing he can cross off his list in his quest to figure out what's wrong.
A peek around the corner tells him all he needs to know. Taivas is at his post with a steaming mug in hand and not an ounce of concern evident on his face.
Good. No blade drawn, no issue.
Perhaps Joki is out of bed when he shouldn't be again, then, and that's all this is.
But a glance in his quarters says that, for once, he's not fighting the doctor's orders given to him yesterday. He is still sound asleep.
Another item off the list of probable concerns.
"It's always Sitriini lately, huh?" he mumbles after he closes the door.
More like it's always Liekki, but he can't voice that aloud.
Sitriini's conditions are debilitating, but they aren't typically progressive. Despite this known fact - he would know, he's a fucking doctor himself - his godson only seems to get worse by the month.
No amount of pestering or auditing or half-empty threatening has changed anything over the past few years. One of these days, he's going to have to do something drastic about it and beg for forgiveness instead of permission.
Maybe today, even.

He pulls out his phone and sends a quick message to Sitriini asking if he's alright. Five minutes pass without an answer, so he calls.
And it continues to ring until it says he's unavailable.
Now there's a reason for his rising anxiety.
Now he has to find Sitriini himself, and it's proving to be a tedious affair.
He is not with Sielu, nor is he with Palo or Sydän.
He is not with Valo. He is not with Aamunkoitto. He is not with Vuorovesi or Aurinko or Tuli or Hillos or Syksy or Liekki.
The last place he can think to check, with great exasperation, is with Safiirin.
"Safiirin," he starts, "have you seen Sitriini?"
"He was in a fuss after his hour with Usva," she replies. "! heard him ranting. Something about the way Pilvi is being treated. I haven't seen him since."
And finally, he has an answer.
"Did you not follow up- nevermind. Thank you," he says.
This has gotten much worse.
He turns to go back down the hall where Pilvi's binds are.
"REVON!" he shouts, to which the Knight in question calls back from Aamunkoitto's classroom's general direction.
"Tuulta? What can I do for you?"
"Is Pilvi alright?" he asks. Surely. Surely Pilvi is just fine. Revon would be breaking down otherwise. Still, he has to ask.

"Mostly. Why?"
"He's not hurt? Or sick?"
"No," Revon says, "just very stormy and frustrated."
"But Safiirin said that Sitriini said someone was mistreating him."
"Ah."
There's a pause that he doesn't like. There's a drop in his stomach that he likes even less. He's going to hate this answer, whatever it is.
"We had a meeting at the Church a few days ago. The Piipsa was very rude to him and to me. It's made him stormy."
"Oh," he sighs.
But Sitriini is protective, so he must have gone to the Church.
"Oh NO."
And he's off again, practically running back to his office where Varjo is still plugging away at their shared reorganization efforts. The man's head lifts and gold eyes filled with concern meet his own.
"What's wrong?" Varjo questions. "Who's dead?"
"No one yet. I need you to go look in the skies around the Church for Sitriini. I'm going there myself."
It takes him nearly no time at all to get there at his top speed, and his momentum doesn't slow when his feet touch the crystal floors just past the grand entrance. Despite the echo of his own steps and his pulse roaring in his ears, he can still pinpoint exactly where that rotten sewer snake of a man is.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Mar 19

you're never going to believe what i said literally two months ago LMAOOO

discord message from me (server name shark wrangler) dated january 10, 2026 reading "stares with you and then drop kicks sumu into low orbit"

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Mar 4

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Feb 27

this is all i will say about the new #pokemon starters

gecqua, a blue water gecko with cyan accents and purple eyes. its head is big compared to its body

the littlest pet shop gecko, which has similar proportions to gecqua. this particular LPS has a green body with yellow accents and brown eyes

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 18

YAAAAY picrew picrew.me/en/image_mak...

an androgynous-presenting person with a green sweater and purple/pink flannel. his hair is mid-length and messy. he has red hair and hazel eyes. he also wears an asexual pride button

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 17

1. @slinaro.bsky.social 's work of Sielu from last month's art trade (look at the SCENERY) 2. @redvioletpanda.bsky.social 's drawing of Haya back in July (still in love w/ this!) 3. @kiraelric.bsky.social 's piece of Sahlo (he can do WAY more than mistericans. he knocked my creature's socks off!!!!)

a man with blue hair and green horns sits in front of a window playing cello

a fullbody of a pale man with green horns and cyan hair. he has a long braid and a spiked tail that ends in a rhombus shape. he's barefoot with multiple blue tattoos

a picture of a boy with a fluffy tail and fluffy hair. he has brown horns and gold eyes. his hair is shoulder length and an ombre from brown to orange to gold. he wears a plain t-shirt and an unbuttoned shortsleeve on top with tight black pants. he smiles and floats on a background of the lunar cycle + stars

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 11

lmao im literally heating up leftovers right now

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 11

mine is the same choice but ALSO!!! consider these as my favorites. no i cant pick just one smh. (and yes i am throwing your own art at you because it's very cold and i'm not going to leave from under my weighted blanket to draw them at 2:21 am)

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 6

if signup is still open, i'll go again! i may do traditional if my pen is still having issues, but i think it's a matter of updating the drivers lol. regardless i'm looking forward to it :D

rough sketch of a man playing the drums.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 3

aaaand the final latte of the day (probably)

a latte in a white cup with five hearts in a circle as the latte art

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 3

LET'S GOOOOO THIS LATTE TURNED OUT SO PRETTY

a picture of a latte with a dollop of foam in the middle and hearts around the border

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 2

it was the only kaze oneshot i've put up on there 😭😭😭

Comment on AO3 that reads "I never considered the magun giving Kaze advanced healing! I'm so curious about this version of the world you've made up, excited to see more if you do end up posting it!"

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Jan 1

this is a good mix of easy and ambitious lol i used "perfect" as in the verb, not one shot that could be a fluke #2026goals #goalsbingo #2026bingo

2026 Goals Bingo

First row: paint bedroom wall, revenge ALL art fight attacks, bulk pokémon card art, home espresso setup, finish OC profiles

Second row: crochet animal, complete a writing challenge, finish UTDR sideblog, archive all writing, perfect lungo

Third row: 1 new cosplay, 5 new Windarian OCs, successful latte art, finish Kaze metas, OC tarot cards

Fourth row: start a coffee account, Terra ask/RP sideblog, reply to ALL threads, draw all my OCs, finish team bracelets

Fifth row: make 25 bracelets, affogato, paint 5 things, perfect ristretto, invent one new drink recipe

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 31

this espresso was absolutely gorgeous. i still don't care for straight espresso if i'm choosing what to drink but i can certainly appreciate it. ☕️ #coffeesky #coffee #espresso #baristasky (is that a thing? it should be if it's not)

a clear glass with a shot of espresso in it. there is a thick light crema on top.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 31

yes we would vibe and do musician stuff together 🙌 he's my buddy we may also enjoy cooking together. he can handle the baking though that's all him. fuck baking art by @kiraelric.bsky.social

a bust of sielu, a pale misterican with blue eyes, blue hair tied back in a ponytail, and three green aventurine horns. he wears a metal mask and two pendants, one violet and one white.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 30

i love the way these specific iced lattes pour. ☕️✨

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 29

If you see this, post a random fact about yourself! i've been a barista for many years and have developed my own cold brew recipe that's now used & sold by a local shop. ☕️

a photo of a cold brew with wet cold foam poured over the top.

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 24

It's Sade's birthday, so here you go! He's Sielu & Sydän's dad. He is a music librarian, luthier, and violinist. Ask away! You can also ask him questions directly. Profile by @kiraelric.bsky.social 💜🌧️

theo || shark wrangler@expressionbean· Dec 10

fun design things with sielu!! ref sheets done by @kiraelric.bsky.social .