Fancy Pants 🎩

@farnaby

I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Lets get weird. male model and aspiring himbo. He/him

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Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· 20d

I just came across these in my office. We accumulate odd things in life.

Two very large posters from the cdc featuring a zombie. One has the slogan "don't be a zombie, be prepared" the other "get a kit, make a plan, be prepared"

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· 26d

I wonder what the world record for worst aqi is. Also we need a new scale.

Air quality index report for grand marais MN showing 1270. Anything above 300 is hazardous.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jul 10

What if bike ride indeed.

An orange gravel bike at the top of the savo bridge looking towards downtown Minneapolis

An orange gravel bike leaning against a stone wall with minnehaha falls in the background

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jul 9

Reporting in from the uptown!

A picture of the earth against the blackness of space. The pale blue dot as carl sagan once referred to it, the spaceship traveling throughout the cosmos with the history of every human who has ever lived safely within in. It is circled in red with the word "Uptown?" written in red next to it, signifying that no matter where you reside on this beautiful orb you are always within the boundaries of the uptown neighborhood of Minneapolis Minnesota.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jul 6

I was thinking more this vibe.

Bart Simpson in a bathrobe with a pipe that blows bubbles

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jul 2

This shit showing up at my inbox everytime might be finally enough to stop using gmail for much of anything at all.

Screenshot of the Gemini offer that is showing up in gmail inboxes.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jun 11

90s techno making a comeback.

A notification from google photos that reads:
"Ready for this?
Ready for this?"

https://youtu.be/iPOmFUid3vA?si=ST72rpkIf-d0jCi8

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Jun 7

Love the views here.

A grey rocky beach with an extremely grey foggy sky behind it.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 28

Took a gummy over lunch and now I don't want to work.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 28

These rabbits are getting pretty bold.

A rabbit sprawled in a yard eating crass. He's near the camera.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 25

Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself I think this was feb of '21? We had just spent 10 days subzero or something. There was a photo contest and I somehow won with this picture.

A white man with a dad bod sitting in a camp chair. He is wearing a floral speedo, pink sunglasses and black face mask. He is using a reflector to work on his tan.

He is also sitting in the snow.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 11

I feel like I found @lookitup.baby bumper sticker at doors open yesterday.

A bumper sticker that reads:
"KEEP HONKING!
I ALSO am a GOOSE who PRETENDING to be HUMAN fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME" with a picture of a honking goose.

Its on a subaru forester apparently.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 7

Something I will absolutely not be doing fidelity. But I guess at least you didn't open one for me to reduce friction.

Screenshot saying the next thing for me to do is open a fidelity crypto account.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· May 2

Sad update, I feel like it's false advertising now but I didn't have a pool noodle with me. Cc: @dan-prokosch.bsky.social & @shiftedshaped.bsky.social

A sign that reads "caution: this sign has sharp edges" but it has been updated to read "had"

It's clearly a danger.

Fancy Pants 🎩@farnaby· Apr 25

A size comparison to a coaster for the size of this thing. It's definitely easy to slide into a pocket. Also never sure if I should do threads or quotes in a situation like this