FoxBear
@foxbear
Often NSFW. He/him. Kentuckian. Unrepentant boat-rocker. Bear, leatherman & sadistic pervert. Bourbon, pipe & cigar lover. Poet, geek & advocate. Anti-racist & ardent feminist. NOTE: I follow back selectively & routinely block bots and blank accounts.
Patience, integrity and perseverance all quite high, because I'm tenacious and principled as fuck, especially related to internal things. Kindness, bravery and justice all substantial, because I'm willing to risk extending both grace and fairness to those around me. Low determination? Fuck rigidity!
Final day of Orientation and Ethical Client-Centered Representation training for our newly-hired public defenders. Of course casual Friday meant septum and t-shirt time, so I opted for a coordinated big black buffalo pincher and my DO JUSTICE LOVE MERCY shirt from the Equal Justice Initiative.
Me working this week during training, doing the mentor/mentee First Meeting, killing the imposter syndrome and reminding myself that I actually *do* know what the fuck I'm doing in this new job, training up new public defenders... Huzzah! ☺️😁👍
Sushi lunch with my beautiful fuzzy bullpuppy boy. And homosexual agenda item achieved. Between my bulge and the banana Bara Donkey Kong's sportin', there were lots of stares and frowns. Suck it, hidebound prudish MAGAts!
Today's fashion statement, as we head out to lunch and the arcade: "Pride month might be over, but aggressive homosexuality is a joy year round. Look away in fear and disgust and envy, conservative shitbags. If you are offended--GOOD. You were supposed to be offended."
Well, I guess this is 47. All things considered, I could've done far worse. I'll take it. Here's to another trip around the sun! Thanks to all for the well-wishes!
Wearing bulgy hoochie shorts and as many other things I can think of to offend the Sunday sensibilities of the backward Midwestern folk as I drive through.
So handsome. And the jockstrap framing the butt through the shorts is *chef's kiss*... 🤤🤤🥵🥵😈😈🔥🔥😜😜
Now cigar and boozy coke slushie in shorts that are probably a liiiiiittle too tight. But that people here will undoubtedly appreciate... A very relaxing Saturday... 🤤🫠😁👍
Birthday weekend with my boy, @cubziz.com. He's so handsome. Repping club and nerd-cred today. I'm very relaxed and am about to scarf all-you-can-eat sushi. Both the inner fox and bear are happy.
New septum piece. Notched gorilla glass. I was hoping it would stay in without gaskets, but alas, no. Even so, I still very much like it.
Is there anything so sweet, Any greater balm to the soul, Any more satisfying succor to the spirit, Than the silent scorn of white, wealthy people? The stare, the glare, the side-eyed glance, The grimace, the frown, The scandalized, pearl-clutching looks That refuse to meet my returned gaze?
Of course, that comes pre-packaged with Nice Daddy™ and Goofy Dork™ as well. I'm basically a variety pack. 🤷😏😁👍😜
Mmmmmmm... Hotel lighting... Might as well use it when I've got it, even if only to give the Bad Daddy™ look to the camera.
Up early for the gym before work means a nice hot shower and then venting steam and grooming a bit once I get to the office, before folks get there. Tongue because I'm a ridiculous goofball. Happy Monday, me buckos!
Sunday morning at gay church. Bulge, biceps and big ol' tiddies. Now for some work.
As much as I know some might protest the loss, I *do* actually have to wash the stank off at the gym before work. Sorry, sniffers. At least there was hot water today. My aching back and shoulders very much appreciated it.
Alternate angle: the view from under my desk... The Animal Cracker Oracle™ says: StripeHorse ASS ASS Could be an interesting day... 😏
Got these pants yesterday at Goodwill. Tried them on and everything. I guess I just didn't realize how bulgy they are until I got to the office this morning... 😅😅 Oops...
I say it mostly tongue-in-cheek, as it was the meme of a bygone era, one with no format beyond the semi-gratuitous selfie at the gym. Plenty of folks see it as "intentional thirst-traps from people who don't need the validation" owing to pretty-privilege and similar assumptions.
...I start showing more skin, to sate the desperate hunger of all you horned-up reprobates, though I have no hope or fantasies of slaking your unfathomable collective thirst.
Holiday means relaxed gym day (among other things). Kinda semi-douchey gym photos with clothing on. For my next trick...
The crackers have spoken. But what did they say? Today's left-handed pulls: Two-legged Snep-kitty is having none of your shit. Joe Camel is mighty thirsty, looking disrespectfully. The Assless Elephant is still celebrating primaries.