FoxBear
@foxbear
Often NSFW. He/him. Kentuckian. Unrepentant boat-rocker. Bear, leatherman & sadistic pervert. Bourbon, pipe & cigar lover. Poet, geek & advocate. Anti-racist & ardent feminist. NOTE: I follow back selectively & routinely block bots and blank accounts.
Sushi lunch with my beautiful fuzzy bullpuppy boy. And homosexual agenda item achieved. Between my bulge and the banana Bara Donkey Kong's sportin', there were lots of stares and frowns. Suck it, hidebound prudish MAGAts!
Today's fashion statement, as we head out to lunch and the arcade: "Pride month might be over, but aggressive homosexuality is a joy year round. Look away in fear and disgust and envy, conservative shitbags. If you are offended--GOOD. You were supposed to be offended."
New septum piece. Notched gorilla glass. I was hoping it would stay in without gaskets, but alas, no. Even so, I still very much like it.
Is there anything so sweet, Any greater balm to the soul, Any more satisfying succor to the spirit, Than the silent scorn of white, wealthy people? The stare, the glare, the side-eyed glance, The grimace, the frown, The scandalized, pearl-clutching looks That refuse to meet my returned gaze?
Of course, that comes pre-packaged with Nice Daddy™ and Goofy Dork™ as well. I'm basically a variety pack. 🤷😏😁👍😜
Mmmmmmm... Hotel lighting... Might as well use it when I've got it, even if only to give the Bad Daddy™ look to the camera.
Up early for the gym before work means a nice hot shower and then venting steam and grooming a bit once I get to the office, before folks get there. Tongue because I'm a ridiculous goofball. Happy Monday, me buckos!
Sunday morning at gay church. Bulge, biceps and big ol' tiddies. Now for some work.
As much as I know some might protest the loss, I *do* actually have to wash the stank off at the gym before work. Sorry, sniffers. At least there was hot water today. My aching back and shoulders very much appreciated it.
Alternate angle: the view from under my desk... The Animal Cracker Oracle™ says: StripeHorse ASS ASS Could be an interesting day... 😏
Got these pants yesterday at Goodwill. Tried them on and everything. I guess I just didn't realize how bulgy they are until I got to the office this morning... 😅😅 Oops...
I say it mostly tongue-in-cheek, as it was the meme of a bygone era, one with no format beyond the semi-gratuitous selfie at the gym. Plenty of folks see it as "intentional thirst-traps from people who don't need the validation" owing to pretty-privilege and similar assumptions.
...I start showing more skin, to sate the desperate hunger of all you horned-up reprobates, though I have no hope or fantasies of slaking your unfathomable collective thirst.
Holiday means relaxed gym day (among other things). Kinda semi-douchey gym photos with clothing on. For my next trick...
The crackers have spoken. But what did they say? Today's left-handed pulls: Two-legged Snep-kitty is having none of your shit. Joe Camel is mighty thirsty, looking disrespectfully. The Assless Elephant is still celebrating primaries.
We should probably get nekkid and talk about it some. Cover all our bases and fill in any gaps and all that... I'll bring the Crisco... 😏😜😘
Got the homohawk refreshed over the weekend, but then actually got up early enough to do my beard this morning. What a difference grooming makes... 😅😜
Just a reminder that you can't always give your best. Or else you'll burn yourself out faster than you can recover. It's okay to have days where your best is bare minimum. It's okay to have days where you can't even give that.
It's Monday, kids! Hold onto yer butts! It's the return of the Animal Cracker Oracle™! Today's pulls are: Chonky Sinister Lion Passant Cyclopean Belly-roll Llama Shy Chubby Rhino Baby Everyone's whole (not a surprise for the new container). Give your interpretation below! Muscles for attention.
If you don't post douchey gym selfies, did you even really gym? The interstate was a fukken mess and it took me triple my normal commute time to get here this morning. Blargh. At least they had hot water today. And at least I'm Batman. Batfox. Foxman. Bearbat. Something like that.
Trying to put some muscle back on my frame, even if I can't go back to the big heavy lifting... Slowly making progress...