Matt Iseman: "COMING UP, on AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!"

Matt Iseman: "COMING UP, on AMERICA'S TEST KITCHEN!"

Matt Iseman: "COMING UP, on an AMERICAN CRUISE LINES journey!"

There's a whole list of brands with the Mandela Effect on them

That dude is the MASTER of doing a stare that says like 10 different things without saying a single thing at all 🤣🤣

Dawg look at how they doubled the price of the Fast Bites sandwiches from $1.25 to $2.50 😭😭😭😭

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team what on earth is up with the Image Saved box covering the menu to save images, there's zero reason to block it and have it full width instead of just a small box 😤😡

@tichatnwa.bsky.social I really think you should consider reading Fine Print 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😡

@gailsimone.bsky.social lookie what my mom borrowed from the library 😃👍

These tech bootlickers are fucking weird psychos🤨

There's a wrestler for Stardom named Momo Kohgo, you looked like her before this recent FFS and now you somehow look MORE like her now 😎👉👉

Who at Target/Good & Gather could've possibly thought that this design for their milk bottles was a good idea😭 Just look at it, dawg😭😭😭

Nice

Maybe if we saw them in the same room together 🤔🤔

APPARENTLY there was also a Japan arc on Xena 😲😲 but holy crap Xena looks hot as hell and sick as fk in her Japanese armor 🤎🤎🤎🥺🥺🥺

@autumnivy.net so they were giving a Xena episode on Comet the other night (s6e18, When Fates Collide, Karl Urban as Caesar chains The Fates and changes his timeline), and there was a close-up of her smiling at Caesar and THAT was when it hit me: YOU LOOK LIKE *LUCY LAWLESS* 😲😲😲🤎🤎🤎

@alanaferal.bsky.social I saw somebody carrying an Ultimate Mushroom Guide tote bag and it IMMEDIATELY made me think of you 😃😁

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team What is this garbage?! When I save an image, it covers up the 3 dots Image menu and makes it impossible to save another image until the Image Saved text goes away FIX THAT, STOP BEING WEIRD AND UNFUNCTIONAL FOR THE SAKE OF BEING DIFFERENT 😤

I'm pretty sure I did a recording of this before but anyway I did a new one😎😁

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social A long while ago I said you look like Mick Foley when he was young Well, here's the side-by-side to prove it

I remember reading a Hawkeye issue where he's literally just standing in this exact Daz3D Michael 4 Default Pose, and it's lived rent-free in m my head ever since 😅😭

Morph, my blorbo!🤎🥺

I'm kinda frustrated that it's not that good a movie because GOOD GAWD, Ashley Scott there got me feeling specific things inside

Btw, I wasn't exaggerating about Lessa being in Deadly Arts N64 😁

Have you ever encountered Vlad/Natalie there yet?

With my 41st birthday being on Thursday, #TBT to my best selfies from 15 years ago where the lighting and angles had my face looking like they were drawn by @akiman7.bsky.social in 1990

If I may:

🎵Magic sworrrrd, magic sworrrrd🎵 @peachsaliva.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social

@kim-hu.com have you ever considered drawing yourself as Kim Wu from Killer Instinct just for the wordplay of it🤔🤔🤔

Just realized I should actually post pics😅 Kenneth Cole and Calvin Klein high heels for only $20.99 total 😲