GaggleOfHams

@gaggleofhams

Being a ferret on the interwebs. Feed me your Cat6 cables Occasional nudes (feel free to like/reskeet em) I like, follow, and reskeet nsfw stuff, 🔞 minors dni 25 (she/they) Sona by: @thekoboldking.bsky.social Pfp by: @puppee.puppygirls.online

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GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· 5d

Okay, so I redid the thing as pissed off me would answer and it's still kindness plus justice as the highest; but it's a more clear reading.

New results from the Undertale Soul Quiz

"Kindness
Green Soul

'No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let myself become cruel.'

Kindness 82%
Justice 75%
Perseverance 43%
Bravery 42%
Integrity 30%
Patience 21%
Determination 15%"

undertale (dot) jadenthejaded (dot) UK

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· 5d

A green soul for the green ferret. Makes sense

Results of the undertake soul quiz.

"Soul Virtues Extractor

Kindness
Green Soul

'No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.'
Kindness 68%
Justice 65%
Bravery 56%
Perseverance 42%
Determination 39%
Integrity 30%
Patience 26%"

undertale (dot) jadenthejaded (dot) uk

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· 18d

If the diagram provided on the website is accurate, it's also simple to disable if that fails

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jul 14

Howdy BSky :3 I hope y'all have a good day! #NSFW

A selfie from my shoulders to mid-thigh.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jul 13

Thaw out ye bastard

The radiator of my AC covered in a solid layer of ice. This is after 30 minutes of thawing.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jul 7

I don't think I can wear this without a bra anymore... unfortunate

A picture of me in a olive drab green athletic shirt. Both my nipple and areola are plainly visible through the shirt.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 20

Feeling hella confident lately! Really glad that I'm feeling more comfortable in my own skin finally. There's some things I'd still change, but it just keeps getting better :3

A picture of me with my chest out. I have my shirt fully unbuttoned and my titties out.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 17

Youtube algo, if you've got something to say just say it. Use your words, I don't speak thumbnail.

A screenshot of my youtube home page

"Buffpup calls Rose pathetic (and she's into that!?) Tuber animation"

"Psychology is my special interest: You've been clicker training wrong"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 11

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A frame from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
The character Charlie Kelly (played by Charlie Day) leans on a wooden bar top and holds his hand up saying: "Look at me. Psychological damage up to here."

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 27

I think the overlap between the smartest raccons and the dumbest humans is big enough that we could train a raccon to operate a forklift. We should begin attempts to do so immediately. I will take no questions at this time.

A stock image of a raccoon in front of a grey background looking past the camera.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 27

Getting a draw-over done of this *banging* pic I took last week. In the meantime, I hope y'all enjoy ;3 #nsfw

I am laying on my side, my green nylon hoodie unzipped, fully exposing my torso and left shoulder. My bra tugged down in the center *just* low enough to barely expose the edge of my nipple; and my shorts are down only far enough to expose my pubic area and little else.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 4

Haven't gotten even 8 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours, my car is still in the shop, and I can't seem to find much but disappointment with myself. Thought the terminal exhaustion was only supposed to hit in my 30s.

A panel from a "Tin Tin" comic. The captain (in blue) is leaning on a table:
"What a week, huh?" He sighs.

Tin Tin, dressed in a beige trench coat, leans in next to him:
"Captain, it's Monday." Tin Tin replies.

The white dog to the right of the Captain is eyeing his beer with a shocked expression.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 30

Also also: "UK Based" but the account was made in the US. Hi Fedboi! 🖕

A close up of the "CHEEMS" dog's face with a human hand pointing at the viewer.

The text reads:
"FEMDERAL AGEMNT"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 30

Bro... how the fuck did you not even bother investigating the shit you were gonna use for verification if you were a legitimate actor. No way in hell this isn't some phishing scheme.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 25

What fresh hell is thi- OH! "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" okay... But seriously, what the fuck?

A screenshot of the title of a youtube video. A bald man in a blue suit stands in front of a stock image of a blackboard with the phrase "Today's Lesson: FUTA TAX" written in chalk.

The title of the video: "A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 18

Bluesky auto mod, thanks for affirming my gender. But, disrespectfully, fuck off

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GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 18

I can't lie, they are strikingly similar shapes.

A white chocolate Lindor truffle, with the "nipple" facing the viewer, held between my thumb and forefinger.

A close-up of my breast with the nipple as the focal point. My hand lightly cups the bottom of my tit to help keep it steady.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 2

Bit late for "Wagon Wednesday" but I like this pic so I'm sharing it. #NSFW #IRLNSFW

A close up of my rear end in blue dolphin shorts. My red underwear pokes out from under the short's legs while my rear is hugged by the shorts.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 1

Hahaha hahaha Get fucked. No

FINALLY AN IRR NO CONTACT LIST

(Redacted) Staff Sergeant (Redacted)
To me

Good morning Corporal (redacted)

After years of requests, complaints, blocking numbers, and the occasional "new phone, who dis," I'm happy to say there is FINALLY an official way to get yourself permanently removed from the IRR contact list, so we stop reaching out to you.

Here's all you have to do:

1. Meet with your local PSR
2. Sign a quick form (don't worry about reading it, we got you)
3. Attend a short, painless 3-5 year obligation in the Selected Marine Corps Reserve
4. And there you go, you're officially removed from the IRR list forever

That's it. Simple. Clean. Effective

But who am I kidding? It's never that simple. APRIL FOOLS (Smiley emoji)

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 20

Been a bit overwhelmed lately, but I did take a nice pic for y'all this #fcf #fatcockfriday

A top down angle of my penis. I a sitting cross-legged with the tip resting on my ankle. There is a US Quarter resting on top of my length just in front of the base.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 12

He's trying his best

The Grim Reaper claw machine meme.

The text reads: "Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing‽"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 4

Important to add: you need to have it enabled through the secure lock settings on your phone for this to be shown on the shutdown menu. To do this enter your settings and search up "lockdown mode"

Secure lock settings
Auto lock when screen turns off
Auto factory reset
Lock network and security
Show Lockdown mode options

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 2

A Tin Tin meme panel.

Captain: "What a week, huh?"

(Edited) Tin Tin: "Captain, it's monday"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 2

I've been playing a lot of Project Silverfish lately and, I gotta say: if you like games similar to the STALKER series it's a good one. It's still early access, but it's got solid gunplay and the night is genuinely scary. For reference, these two screenshots are 20 in game days apart...