GaggleOfHams

@gaggleofhams

Being a ferret on the interwebs. Feed me your Cat6 cables Occasional nudes (feel free to like/reskeet em) I like, follow, and reskeet nsfw stuff, 🔞 minors dni 25 (she/they) Sona by: @thekoboldking.bsky.social Pfp by: @puppee.puppygirls.online

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GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jul 14

Howdy BSky :3 I hope y'all have a good day! #NSFW

A selfie from my shoulders to mid-thigh.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 20

Feeling hella confident lately! Really glad that I'm feeling more comfortable in my own skin finally. There's some things I'd still change, but it just keeps getting better :3

A picture of me with my chest out. I have my shirt fully unbuttoned and my titties out.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 17

Youtube algo, if you've got something to say just say it. Use your words, I don't speak thumbnail.

A screenshot of my youtube home page

"Buffpup calls Rose pathetic (and she's into that!?) Tuber animation"

"Psychology is my special interest: You've been clicker training wrong"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jun 11

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A frame from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
The character Charlie Kelly (played by Charlie Day) leans on a wooden bar top and holds his hand up saying: "Look at me. Psychological damage up to here."

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 27

I think the overlap between the smartest raccons and the dumbest humans is big enough that we could train a raccon to operate a forklift. We should begin attempts to do so immediately. I will take no questions at this time.

A stock image of a raccoon in front of a grey background looking past the camera.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 27

Getting a draw-over done of this *banging* pic I took last week. In the meantime, I hope y'all enjoy ;3 #nsfw

I am laying on my side, my green nylon hoodie unzipped, fully exposing my torso and left shoulder. My bra tugged down in the center *just* low enough to barely expose the edge of my nipple; and my shorts are down only far enough to expose my pubic area and little else.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· May 4

Haven't gotten even 8 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours, my car is still in the shop, and I can't seem to find much but disappointment with myself. Thought the terminal exhaustion was only supposed to hit in my 30s.

A panel from a "Tin Tin" comic. The captain (in blue) is leaning on a table:
"What a week, huh?" He sighs.

Tin Tin, dressed in a beige trench coat, leans in next to him:
"Captain, it's Monday." Tin Tin replies.

The white dog to the right of the Captain is eyeing his beer with a shocked expression.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 30

Also also: "UK Based" but the account was made in the US. Hi Fedboi! 🖕

A close up of the "CHEEMS" dog's face with a human hand pointing at the viewer.

The text reads:
"FEMDERAL AGEMNT"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 30

Bro... how the fuck did you not even bother investigating the shit you were gonna use for verification if you were a legitimate actor. No way in hell this isn't some phishing scheme.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 25

What fresh hell is thi- OH! "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" okay... But seriously, what the fuck?

A screenshot of the title of a youtube video. A bald man in a blue suit stands in front of a stock image of a blackboard with the phrase "Today's Lesson: FUTA TAX" written in chalk.

The title of the video: "A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 18

Bluesky auto mod, thanks for affirming my gender. But, disrespectfully, fuck off

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GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 18

I can't lie, they are strikingly similar shapes.

A white chocolate Lindor truffle, with the "nipple" facing the viewer, held between my thumb and forefinger.

A close-up of my breast with the nipple as the focal point. My hand lightly cups the bottom of my tit to help keep it steady.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 2

Bit late for "Wagon Wednesday" but I like this pic so I'm sharing it. #NSFW #IRLNSFW

A close up of my rear end in blue dolphin shorts. My red underwear pokes out from under the short's legs while my rear is hugged by the shorts.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Apr 1

Hahaha hahaha Get fucked. No

FINALLY AN IRR NO CONTACT LIST

(Redacted) Staff Sergeant (Redacted)
To me

Good morning Corporal (redacted)

After years of requests, complaints, blocking numbers, and the occasional "new phone, who dis," I'm happy to say there is FINALLY an official way to get yourself permanently removed from the IRR contact list, so we stop reaching out to you.

Here's all you have to do:

1. Meet with your local PSR
2. Sign a quick form (don't worry about reading it, we got you)
3. Attend a short, painless 3-5 year obligation in the Selected Marine Corps Reserve
4. And there you go, you're officially removed from the IRR list forever

That's it. Simple. Clean. Effective

But who am I kidding? It's never that simple. APRIL FOOLS (Smiley emoji)

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 20

Been a bit overwhelmed lately, but I did take a nice pic for y'all this #fcf #fatcockfriday

A top down angle of my penis. I a sitting cross-legged with the tip resting on my ankle. There is a US Quarter resting on top of my length just in front of the base.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 12

He's trying his best

The Grim Reaper claw machine meme.

The text reads: "Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing‽"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 4

Important to add: you need to have it enabled through the secure lock settings on your phone for this to be shown on the shutdown menu. To do this enter your settings and search up "lockdown mode"

Secure lock settings
Auto lock when screen turns off
Auto factory reset
Lock network and security
Show Lockdown mode options

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 2

A Tin Tin meme panel.

Captain: "What a week, huh?"

(Edited) Tin Tin: "Captain, it's monday"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Feb 2

I've been playing a lot of Project Silverfish lately and, I gotta say: if you like games similar to the STALKER series it's a good one. It's still early access, but it's got solid gunplay and the night is genuinely scary. For reference, these two screenshots are 20 in game days apart...

A screenshot from project silverfish. I am aiming down at a stair landing in the pitch black of night with a over-under double barrel shotgun. The contrast has been modified to be more visible.

A screenshot from project silverfish. I am aiming a different shotgun with a holographic sight down a set of stairs in the pitch black of night. There is a hud showing health in the lower left, ammo count and type in the lower right, and a compass in the upper left. The image has been edited to be more visible.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Jan 15

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

A two panel image depicting a scene from the cartoon "Boondocks"

The first panel is Huey Freeman sitting at his granddad's kitchen table dejectedly with a plate of food in front of him. The subtitles read: "Granddad, what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do?"

The second panel is of Robert Freeman (Granddad). His kitchen is shown in the background. He looks at Huey with a kind expression. The subtitles read: "You do what you can."

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Dec 11

I had a cheap plastic skull laying around and some new paint pens, so I decided to do a thing

The front of a plastic skull held loosely on my hand. It is painted with a trans flag stretching from the left side of it's crown across and down to its right cheek. A white triangle with the corner in the center of the forehead, a side crossing the right orbital, and the other running along the bridge of the nose and down onto the gumline. It's left side is painted in the bisexual flag; with the red starting along the bridge of the nose, meeting the purple midway across the left ocular orbit, which then meets the blue across the left temple. The teeth are white, and the spaces between them and the growth plate fissures are accented gold.

A painted plastic skull from a 3 quarter left angle. A trans flag design stretches from the crown down and across to its right side, while a bisexual flag extends perpendicular from the bottom of the trans flag across the left temple to the growth plate fusion of the nasal bridge and mandible. The teeth are white, with the spaces between and growth fusions accented in gold.

A painted plastic skull. A trans flag stretches fron the top left of its crown down and across to its right side, covering the right ocular orbit and temple. A white triangle extends from the bottom of the second pink of the trans flag, with its visible corner in the center of the brow line. A strip of white can be seen above the flag design, that is because I could not think of something to put there.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Nov 20

Pov: I got new combat boots and you get to admire them #nudity #irlnsfw #nsfw

A low angle shot of myself with my leg stretched toward the camera and my left leg crossed at the ankle on my knee. The edge of the sole of my right boot is just in frame and my left boot displaying its trans flag laces. My hair is pushed to one side and a mask covers the lower half of my face. Just inside my shorts you can see a sliver of my peen and sack.

A low angle shot of me with the soles of my boots taking up most of the frame in the lower left. The tread is easily visible and I am still looking down at the camera. My breast bump is just barely noticeable in my black sports bra.

A shot in a more relaxed pose. My legs are outstretched toward the camera, my soles somewhat visible with my right boot resting on my left ankle. I sit upon my chair as if it were a throne, my right arm is propped lazily on the armrest and my left is resting between my upper thighs. My bust is accentuated by my pose and you can just make out the outline of my (admittedly very puffy) nipples

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Nov 20

New pfp who dis? Art by @puppee.puppygirls.online

A nude mirror selfie of a green ferret with long hair. She has a paw on her hip and is holding her phone at chin level with the other paw (hand? Hand-paw?)

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Nov 12

That's got to be the coolest monster transformation I've seen.

A meme from the cartoon "Kim Possible" of a blonde jock looking smug facing an extended mouth similar to a xenomorph's. The original caption reads: "Jackpot" the caption I've added in black over the extended mouth reads: "The most intimidating transformation I've seen"

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Oct 29

Feeling cute. I hope y'all are having a great day :) #nudity #nsfw #irlnswf

A mirror selfie of me! I am standing with a hand resting on my raised hip next to the old adhesive outlines of my E patches. My junk, for your viewing pleasure, is lightly accentuated by my cross legged stance. My face is half obscured by my phone, showing only the bridge of my nose and smiling eyes.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Oct 28

Almost 6 months to the day since I started and I'm so fucking glad every day I did. Some booba to celebrate 🥳

A close in picture of my chest. I have my grey and black striped undershirt raised to expose my breasts. My nipples and areolas, perky and thriving, catch the light from my ceiling fan. A small, triangular tuft of dark chest hair sits squarely above and in-between the peaks.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Oct 3

Feeling surprisingly confident for once; so, here's a pic for #fatcockfriday #nsfw #irlnsfw #fcf

A pic of me fresh out of the shower, showing off my peen. It is almost fully erect and hangs nearly straight down.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Sep 12

In other news: I got enough titty to do this now! Its maybe an inch past my actual chest, but thems definitely titties

A close-in shot of my left titty while I'm wearing a olive shirt and black plaid mini skirt, taken from directly above.

My hand is slightly cupped, to better visualize the curve of my tit.

My pc illuminates the background in a blue hue with its case lights.

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Sep 10

Sooo... got my first "Bad online conduct" email. All I said was rip in piss to weapons-grade vaginal desicant

Hi there,

A Bluesky account you control (@gaggleofhams.bsky.social) posted content that violates our Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:

•⁠ ⁠Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public.

•⁠ ⁠Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide.

•⁠ ⁠Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group.

In addition, users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect.

As a result of these violations, your post has been taken down.

We encourage you to review our guidelines and ensure that your future posts comply with our policies. Continued violations may result in further action, including longer suspensions or permanent account removal.

Thank you for doing your part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users. If you have any questions or wish to appeal this decision, please email (bsky moderation email)

GaggleOfHams@gaggleofhams· Sep 9

A green ferret for your consideration