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old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· 12d

I literally can't even understand what drives a person to do this

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· 16d

this yaoi day you can read the canon divergent behemoth I finished and only now realized I never made a post indicating it was actually done! I Promise Nothing Complete ~140k words | kystky | Explicit | chock full of satomi making insane and unwise decisions

I Promise Nothing Complete
by goldenglitz

Rating:

Explicit

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga)ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)

Relationship:

Narita Kyouji/Oka Satomi

Characters:

Oka SatomiNarita Kyouji

Additional Tags:

previous Oka Satomi/Wada5025Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceTrans Male Characteror: kyouji and satomi reinvent kinks from first principles because they dont know what kinks areTop/Bottom Versatile | Switch Narita Kyouji/Oka SatomiTrans Male Oka Satomi

Language:
English
Stats:

Published:
2026-02-28
Completed:
2026-05-29
Words:
138,888
Chapters:
13/13

Summary:

He hadn’t meant to ask it— and if he had, he wished he hadn’t sounded like he did: petulant and adolescent. He had been holding that question inside of him for the last two, then five, seven, eleven years — a decade’s worth of frustration built up until he could no longer control it. Kyouji was an adult. There never needed to be a reason for why he stopped seeing him. But still, some part of Satomi — young, too young to know better than to ask — still wanted to know the answer.

Kyouji’s features tightened — an aborted flinch of his mouth — before he relaxed his jaw against his palm. “Satomi-kun...” He began to say. That false smile of his returned as he said, “Would you believe me if I said I got roped into king crab fishing off the coast for four years?"

Satomi’s mouth twisted. “No.” He spoke around another forkful of salty-sweet food. “Did you?”

“Maybe.” That grin widened. It didn’t reach his eyes.

Asshole, Satomi thought. Get lost at sea, then. See if I care.

Having exploded whatever future he could have had in Tokyo, Satomi finds himself back in Osaka — and through a dazzling set of horrible mistakes, finds himself chasing Kyouji.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· 29d

back to my etymotics after a little while of not using them. they really are the best around even though you need to shove them fully inside your ear canal. pic isn't mine it's from reddit. I use the foam tips not the tri-flange bc they used to make my ear canal so itchy

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 10

haircut from yesterday. forgot to shave before I left so I'm a bit scraggly

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 10

this also touched me A Lot.... things will change. you will be and can be anything else once you've unburdened yourself from a thing you think defines you. really really hard to internalize that when you're fully embodying that emotion though

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 10

dude they have WIZARDS IN THIS BOOK

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 9

alright fine I'll get one stationary item. it's a pen that has a little man with a mustache on the nib. it doesn't count as a purchase for this month because it's coming out in september

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 8

(a pair of excerpts from JP brammer's post on people-pleasing)

To disappoint either side would be to allow the birth of an ugly image in another person’s mind. This image, like their own self-image, would be true and hideous.

The people-pleaser, thoroughly convinced of his badness, of his unique harmfulness, tries to abstain. To withhold. In withholding, he chooses guilt. Guilt is cruelty turned inward.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 2

im sobbing

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jul 2

holy fuck

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 28

I'm CRYING I wish I could record every single line meekins has in this

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 28

been a while since one of these really Got me

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 26

half man is good because it's like the antithesis of the shows this tweet is describing. they are constantly flushing each other's blood pressure medication down the toilet over and over

that one tweet which reads "characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 17

need a c*mm done of this of win big so I can have a new profile header. everyone should tell me what your items would be if you were toriyama in this illustration

an illustration by Akira Toriyama captioned "this is me in paradise." His mascot self is reading a dirty magazine, smoking a cigarette. On the table is a model car, cola, and Nori senbei crackers. As he reads, he says: "Ah, I see! Yes... yes!"

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 12

literally how I looked reading this

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 9

these were the most important purchases of the entire trip. look at these little frogs. he's caked the fuck up

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 9

creature

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 3

this station was So much smaller than I thought it'd be for some reason

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· Jun 1

icup..................

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 31

zawa zawa.....

the original Uniqlo multi pocket bag with the zipper pulls replaced with some kaiji rubber gachapon keychains and a little kaiji dog acrylic charm

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 30

Kyouji's horrible vape immortalized by your masterful wonderful incredible hand.... FISH....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 29

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 13 | 10k words archiveofourown.org/works/803723... #goldenfic Kyouji looks a little bit too easy to prey on when Satomi gets home from his NYE work party.

The AO3 page of the final chapter of IPNC.

All it would take was one press of his hips and Kyouji would be sheathed inside him. The thought made him feel like he’d spent his life in a cage and suddenly he was freed, frantic and hurried.

Kyouji reacted almost entirely contrary — as though Satomi had suddenly handcuffed him to a radiator. He reeled back, his hands coming to keep Satomi’s hips still. “Co— Satomi-kun, condom, condom,” he began to say, as he pushed up.

“It’s fine.” Satomi pushed him back onto the couch. “It’s fine, who cares,” he said, something delirious coming over him now that what he had before him was being threatened to be taken away. “It’s New Year’s. Stop squirming.”

Kyouji’s eyes were wide, his eyebrows arched. But he didn’t stop him, didn’t voice any other protests. He didn’t say anything at all — dazed, red-faced. Kyouji’s breathing was shallow and quick. His eyes tracked from Satomi’s to the space between them, to Satomi’s fingers curled around his cock.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 27

it has been altogether too long since i posted a wipwednesday. here's the last one IPNC will ever have.......

The truth was Satomi liked it a little too much when Kyouji was asleep. He was, after all, so pliant and polite like this. Satomi swallowed down his excitement. He tried to keep his touch light, innocent. He should wake Kyouji up, get him to bed. He already probably would be nursing some sort of ache from the sleeping position, no matter how valiantly he had tried to stay up waiting for Satomi to get home. He dug his fingernail into the soft flesh of Kyouji’s neck and watched him flinch instead. Satomi stifled an excited breath as Kyouji’s brows tensed.

Kyouji had tried to stay up for him. When, not if, they moved in together, Satomi wondered if Kyouji would be like this every time he had to stay out late. The thought made him dizzy. He dropped to his knees, between Kyouji’s spread legs. Sitting like this was an invitation, really.

Satomi ducked under the flannel blanket. He heard the roughness of his breath, closed in under this makeshift fort, as he nuzzled his way up Kyouji’s thighs. The fabric of his sweats felt so smooth and warm against his cheek.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 22

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 12 | 10k words archiveofourown.org/works/803723... #goldenfic Satomi visits his family for New Year's Eve.

The AO3 page for my fic, I Promise Nothing Complete.

“Can’t you just skip the work party?” Kyouji had asked, weeks before, when Satomi had told him about his plans.

“I don’t want to make a bad impression. It’s my first year,” Satomi replied.

Of course he wanted to skip it. He’d already seen how most of his coworkers acted when they were drunk, and the thought of having to deal with them — rowdy and boisterous in all the ways that aggravated Satomi — seemed almost as horrible as the fact that he had to spend the night away from Kyouji.

Kyouji bullied his way into Satomi’s arms. “No room for a plus one?”

Satomi couldn’t help but let out a surprised laugh at the idea of walking into a party with Kyouji — a man his boss had met in an interrogation room, who he thought had threatened to chop Satomi into pieces — as his arm candy. “If I could shrink you down and put you in my pocket, I’d let you tag along.”

Kyouji smiled. “I’d even keep quiet, too.”

Satomi kissed him. Kyouji was warm, and firm, as he pressed him up against the kitchen counter. He kissed him again for good measure. He couldn’t ever just kiss him once. “I doubt that.”

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 19

yummy..... yum....

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 19

well I couldn't not back the zerowriter fold once I realized they're doing a transparent purple run of them and also they're shipping within Canada. also it'd be nice to have a device that I can replace the keys on... as much as I love my Pomera the fact that it's not user replaceable is a bummer

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 19

I wish I could have found the executive version but I'm happy I found the regular version of this weird alarm clock. you can set a different alarm for every day

the neverlate alarm clock. a little light switch, Kleenex box, and book sit on the bedside table next to it for scale

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 17

omg thor buddies..... what colour did you get king (im ourple. and also put psx buttons in it)

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 15

they say the bag makes the man. but this one makes the dog(fag)

a bright orange square-ish bag from greenroom136. Two patches are visible, one reading 1-800-GAYDOG and the other reading Queer Animal Club with two anthropomorphic animals in close quarters. attached with a gold carabiner is a tandemaus keychain, fluffy and white, and a tiny leopard-print pouch. I'm in the background, with just my day collar with my bone-shaped name tag and a mask visible.

old man yaoi retirement home@goldenglitz· May 15

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 11 | 11.7k words #goldenfic archiveofourown.org/works/803723... Satomi doesn't want the night to end.