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Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 12

Quoting doesn't work like Twitter. It seems that if either you or them is blocked after the quote-skeet, it shows up as blocked for everyone, even if the other people viewing the quote-skeet aren't blocked/blocking them. It's basically your own perspective. It even shows blocked when signed out.

A screenshot example of how Bluesky handles quote tweeting blocked accounts (badly)

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 6

The Padmé and Anikin meme from Star Wars.
Anakin: "We're using AI instead of biased humans."
Padmé: "What did you train the AI on?"
Anakin: ...
Padmé: "...What did you train the AI on?"

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 5

I love him #SummerGameFest

A big, buff robot man as seen for a few seconds in the trailer for Stellar Blade: Blood Rain during the Summer Game Fest 2026

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 2

Well damn, this really sucks. Just got back to my computer and the monitor backlight decided to half kick the bucket. I'm gonna open it and see if I can repair it, but it's an old Acer CB281HK monitor and there isn't much internal hardware info online. It's just a really shitty time to happen...

A photo of an Acer monitor poorly displaying an image due to a sudden partial failure of the LED backlight for the LCD panel.
On the display is some basic info from a full-screen color testing calibration website for testing monitor display issues.

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 2

Fun is now illegal

A screenshot of the patch notes with the following info:

Multiplayer issues
Fixed co-op players turning into T-pose animation when their grenade throw was interrupted by equipping the Harvester

Goolashe@goolashe· May 20

So the breaker for our room stared sparking (making the lights flicker, thus we noticed it) and it turns out that it's as old as the house itself lol

A close up image of an electical breaker switch pulled out of the breaker box itself. The branding "I-T-E" is on the side of it, matching the breaker panel box branding.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 15

Help why does it think it's a triangle 😭

A screenshot from an app to test drawing a shape and identifying it automatically.
In an attempt to draw a circle, the site thinks it's a triangle with 59% consistency/accuracy compared to the shape. When it's supposed to be a circle.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

God damn, I was unaware of Bambu Lab's incompetence game.

A screenshot from the Bambu Lab community on Reddit shitting all over the company in the comments in response to Bambu Lab being little fuckwads.

User 1:
Remember when you guys forked Prusa Slicer and forgot to change the telemetry endpoints and were sending your customers's telemetry data to Prusa's servers?
That was funny

User 2:
This is the best comment I've read in this thread. That's wild.

User 1:
True story.
https://xcancel.com/josefprusa/status/1542259514828791811

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

It will never not be funny that right beside city hall is a gigantic penis building, balls and all. The tip is made of granite so it's always rock-hard and happy to see you.

A Google earth screenshot of a skyscraper building. The building is made of white granite with a rounded-square footprint, leading up to a domed top also made of granite, with a small round hole at the top. There is also a terrace and parking garage structure attached to one side of the building that is only a few stories tall.
The general shape of the building is, essentially, extremely phallic, being a rounded shaft of a building, attached ball sack, and even a cum-hole at the top.
Even Wikipedia talks about it's extremely penis-like shape, including many of the nicknames citizens have given it.
Town hall is dwarfed by this giant weiner of a building, standing at just a few stories tall across the street from it.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

Listen, Grocy, you seem like a cool app and all, but you can't just go around saying things like that.

Screenshot of a search for an application called Grocy, with the following tagline and info:
Grocy - ERP beyond your fridge
Grocy is an open source ERP application for your kitchen

Goolashe@goolashe· May 9

That whole 19 inches of Venom 👀

An image of several figurines, centering on one large statue of Venom, standing as his full erect stature of 19 inches tall.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 1

A screenshot of Kristi Noem from South Park holding a gun, her eyes to the side as she senses the presence of dogs that have yet to be murdered.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 29

That is the look of a man who knows exactly what he did.

A YouTube thumbnail from the first video of a playlist from a channel called "Payroll Education". It features an older gentleman in a blue suit, with the knowing smile and look of a man who knows exactly what he has done.
This video thumbnail has the text "Today's Lesson: FUTA Tax"

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 29

Damn, I really love how well done the bulk is, especially at this angle. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna grab a few dozen (hundred) Luxor Sky Beam light arrays to shine on them.

A low-angle view of a very muscular anthro character's pecs and upper abs, with a nice focus on how well they recently bulked up.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 27

Lmao

A cropped screenshot of a Google search for "Fox News airs fake" with Google asking "Did you mean: Fox News 𝘪𝘴 fake"

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 21

Or to smother someone with

A hyper-muscled blue and red anthro dragon with white hair and horns (aka Goolashe) smothering Deriaz (his green and orange iguana form at the time) between his bicep and pec.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 21

I can't drop the phone on his face if I use his face as the phone stand.

Image of the thinking guy meme since this is a brilliant idea with absolutely no downsides or negative effects for anyone at all.

Checkmate gravity.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 17

The future of the comments section:

A person being correctly judged by Anubis for making a 6-7 joke

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 26

Damn, McDonald's really wants everyone to bulk up. The Big Breakfast with pancakes for 1.34 million calories seems like a good deal, though.

A screenshot of the McDonald's breakfast menu, with a large variety of items ranging from the hundreds of thousands to million plus calories.

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 23

My boat in #TheLastCaretaker is having the absolute time of its life. Not sure if it's good or bad times, though. @wearechannel37.bsky.social

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 17

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 14

Blame @deriaz.bsky.social

Panel 1: hey check out how hard i can shit
Panel 2: copious, violent shitting

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 8

I was digging through old screenshots and I appreciate that @rebbford.bsky.social has always been the way she is with @warframe.com Redtext circa June 2013

An old June 6th, 2013 screenshot of the game Warframe, featuring the infamous "Red Text" update from the devs whenever a patch would be pushed out, informing players who are currently in-game, with various levels of shitposting.
This update involves asking players to update promptly with no farting around, followed by a direct quote of Rebecca:
"YOU SAID FART HA HA HA HAH THAT IS FUNNY" -DE_Rebecca

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 2

Perry the Platypus?! #Denshattack

A screenshot from the game demo of "Denshattack!" featuring one of the customizations you can make of the trains in the game. It is colored like Perry the Platypus.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/Denshattack/

Goolashe@goolashe· Feb 28

Statements vs reality:

A meme about training an AI model to get "accurate" predictions, but it's being held back by flawed and biased training data.

Goolashe@goolashe· Feb 26

Even worse, results only like this:

XKCD comic about searching for a solution to a problem, finding a question thread of someone with the same problem, and no solution posted, over a decade old.

https://xkcd.com/979/

Goolashe@goolashe· Feb 26

This made me switch over to duckduckgo. I had been meaning to for a while honestly but admittedly got stuck in the "I'm used to it" feeling. Even Bing go this right on the first page, and Google's dumb AI overview actually crashed/failed lol (along with giving shit video suggestions)

The same "portal speedrun why is it called mariah carey strat" search result from the top parent skeet, showing the "Can't generate an AI overview right now. Try again later." error after failing to load, along with completely unrelated to the search video suggestions.

It's like a mad libs of search results

Goolashe@goolashe· Feb 26

I actually have a headache from how insanely, comically, incompetently bad this Google search result is. I'd say it's genuinely impressive how nonsensical any of the results are compared to what I searched, but that would require ignoring that Google intentionally makes their search results worse.

A screenshot of a Google search result for "portal speedrun why is it called mariah carey strat" that is so comically, terribly bad, unrelated, and nonsensical that mashing your face on a keyboard and searching would give you closer results than what Google gave.

The search result provided:
1) A 2017 Warframe forum topic because Google thinks I go to the forums often (I don't)
2) A random "bing.txt" file from a college FTP file server
3) A sign in page for sites.google.com
4) An Instagram page for a "LarySkater"
5) A site called "The Dink Network" talking about someone named "Crazy Old Tim"

Goolashe@goolashe· Jan 26

Advice from your local killer: