Goolashe

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Goolashe@goolashe· 22d

While the new Digimon Up mobile game is usual gacha garbage that will probably be shut down in 2 years (like the past 2 mobile Digimon games), the chat is really funny. This conversation was involving people spamming clan join adverts and some clearly homophobic tween.

A chat screenshot from the Digimon Up game
Zaryz: we love hot men
Zaryx: idk whats happening
SirHasib: stopppppp what the fuck
SirHab: annoying
Goolashe: Hot me are great

A chat screenshot from the Digimon Up game
Someone has been spamming for people to join their clan/group
Goolashe: nah, I have my own for bara dragons :)
Zaryx: where i gotta pay attention to that
Zaryx: BARA ISNT CENSORED
Goolashe: lmao
Zaryx: yo this censor is beyond jank

Goolashe@goolashe· 27d

Jesus fucking christ Telegram. How can your search actually be worse than the Windows search? How can it be worse than my Google search from months ago that literally had nothing related to what I searched as a result? How can your search function be so comically incompetent and worse than useless?

A screenshot of Telegram search, looking for text related to "hp zbook" and given the definely related and accurate result of the "https:" part of a URL.

Goolashe@goolashe· 29d

It really is a thing of beauty when one person is able to just put a shitpost out there that changes the course of culture, media, politics, and history in general.

A screenshot tweet from July 15th, 2024, from @rickrudescalves, stating:
"can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, Hillbilly Elegy, pp. 179-181)."

Goolashe@goolashe· Jul 10

Need a hand ̶o̶n̶ with those abs? 👋 👀 💦

A screenshot from DBZ Abridged of Frieza complementing Goku's abs by saying "Oh my God you could grind meat on those."

And as they say, abs are ribbed for his pleasure 🤤

Goolashe@goolashe· Jul 8

We're in peak "let them eat cake" territory of corporate management detachment from reality these days, unfortunately. As the infamous @commandersterling.bsky.social has said:

The infamous Stephanie Sterling quote:
"Companies don't just want money... They want ALL of the money."

From the following video:
https://youtu.be/DAQHe0tIt60?t=249

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 12

Quoting doesn't work like Twitter. It seems that if either you or them is blocked after the quote-skeet, it shows up as blocked for everyone, even if the other people viewing the quote-skeet aren't blocked/blocking them. It's basically your own perspective. It even shows blocked when signed out.

A screenshot example of how Bluesky handles quote tweeting blocked accounts (badly)

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 6

The Padmé and Anikin meme from Star Wars.
Anakin: "We're using AI instead of biased humans."
Padmé: "What did you train the AI on?"
Anakin: ...
Padmé: "...What did you train the AI on?"

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 5

I love him #SummerGameFest

A big, buff robot man as seen for a few seconds in the trailer for Stellar Blade: Blood Rain during the Summer Game Fest 2026

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 2

Well damn, this really sucks. Just got back to my computer and the monitor backlight decided to half kick the bucket. I'm gonna open it and see if I can repair it, but it's an old Acer CB281HK monitor and there isn't much internal hardware info online. It's just a really shitty time to happen...

A photo of an Acer monitor poorly displaying an image due to a sudden partial failure of the LED backlight for the LCD panel.
On the display is some basic info from a full-screen color testing calibration website for testing monitor display issues.

Goolashe@goolashe· Jun 2

Fun is now illegal

A screenshot of the patch notes with the following info:

Multiplayer issues
Fixed co-op players turning into T-pose animation when their grenade throw was interrupted by equipping the Harvester

Goolashe@goolashe· May 20

So the breaker for our room stared sparking (making the lights flicker, thus we noticed it) and it turns out that it's as old as the house itself lol

A close up image of an electical breaker switch pulled out of the breaker box itself. The branding "I-T-E" is on the side of it, matching the breaker panel box branding.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 15

Help why does it think it's a triangle 😭

A screenshot from an app to test drawing a shape and identifying it automatically.
In an attempt to draw a circle, the site thinks it's a triangle with 59% consistency/accuracy compared to the shape. When it's supposed to be a circle.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

God damn, I was unaware of Bambu Lab's incompetence game.

A screenshot from the Bambu Lab community on Reddit shitting all over the company in the comments in response to Bambu Lab being little fuckwads.

User 1:
Remember when you guys forked Prusa Slicer and forgot to change the telemetry endpoints and were sending your customers's telemetry data to Prusa's servers?
That was funny

User 2:
This is the best comment I've read in this thread. That's wild.

User 1:
True story.
https://xcancel.com/josefprusa/status/1542259514828791811

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

It will never not be funny that right beside city hall is a gigantic penis building, balls and all. The tip is made of granite so it's always rock-hard and happy to see you.

A Google earth screenshot of a skyscraper building. The building is made of white granite with a rounded-square footprint, leading up to a domed top also made of granite, with a small round hole at the top. There is also a terrace and parking garage structure attached to one side of the building that is only a few stories tall.
The general shape of the building is, essentially, extremely phallic, being a rounded shaft of a building, attached ball sack, and even a cum-hole at the top.
Even Wikipedia talks about it's extremely penis-like shape, including many of the nicknames citizens have given it.
Town hall is dwarfed by this giant weiner of a building, standing at just a few stories tall across the street from it.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 13

Listen, Grocy, you seem like a cool app and all, but you can't just go around saying things like that.

Screenshot of a search for an application called Grocy, with the following tagline and info:
Grocy - ERP beyond your fridge
Grocy is an open source ERP application for your kitchen

Goolashe@goolashe· May 9

That whole 19 inches of Venom 👀

An image of several figurines, centering on one large statue of Venom, standing as his full erect stature of 19 inches tall.

Goolashe@goolashe· May 1

A screenshot of Kristi Noem from South Park holding a gun, her eyes to the side as she senses the presence of dogs that have yet to be murdered.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 29

That is the look of a man who knows exactly what he did.

A YouTube thumbnail from the first video of a playlist from a channel called "Payroll Education". It features an older gentleman in a blue suit, with the knowing smile and look of a man who knows exactly what he has done.
This video thumbnail has the text "Today's Lesson: FUTA Tax"

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 29

Damn, I really love how well done the bulk is, especially at this angle. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna grab a few dozen (hundred) Luxor Sky Beam light arrays to shine on them.

A low-angle view of a very muscular anthro character's pecs and upper abs, with a nice focus on how well they recently bulked up.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 27

Lmao

A cropped screenshot of a Google search for "Fox News airs fake" with Google asking "Did you mean: Fox News 𝘪𝘴 fake"

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 21

Or to smother someone with

A hyper-muscled blue and red anthro dragon with white hair and horns (aka Goolashe) smothering Deriaz (his green and orange iguana form at the time) between his bicep and pec.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 21

I can't drop the phone on his face if I use his face as the phone stand.

Image of the thinking guy meme since this is a brilliant idea with absolutely no downsides or negative effects for anyone at all.

Checkmate gravity.

Goolashe@goolashe· Apr 17

The future of the comments section:

A person being correctly judged by Anubis for making a 6-7 joke

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 26

Damn, McDonald's really wants everyone to bulk up. The Big Breakfast with pancakes for 1.34 million calories seems like a good deal, though.

A screenshot of the McDonald's breakfast menu, with a large variety of items ranging from the hundreds of thousands to million plus calories.

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 23

My boat in #TheLastCaretaker is having the absolute time of its life. Not sure if it's good or bad times, though. @wearechannel37.bsky.social

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 17

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 14

Blame @deriaz.bsky.social

Panel 1: hey check out how hard i can shit
Panel 2: copious, violent shitting

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 8

I was digging through old screenshots and I appreciate that @rebbford.bsky.social has always been the way she is with @warframe.com Redtext circa June 2013

An old June 6th, 2013 screenshot of the game Warframe, featuring the infamous "Red Text" update from the devs whenever a patch would be pushed out, informing players who are currently in-game, with various levels of shitposting.
This update involves asking players to update promptly with no farting around, followed by a direct quote of Rebecca:
"YOU SAID FART HA HA HA HAH THAT IS FUNNY" -DE_Rebecca

Goolashe@goolashe· Mar 2

Perry the Platypus?! #Denshattack