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gorlock@gorlock· 24d

it's so refreshing to see a model with typical human proportions rather than the unattainable beauty standards we're used to seeing in advertisements

picture of a shower curtain superimposed with the silhouette of a woman for scale but the shape of the body is ultra thin in parts with seemingly random bumps jutting out from the vaguely human form in a way that does not make sense

gorlock@gorlock· 24d

I remember this one being super popular at the time

gorlock@gorlock· 26d

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 10

this bit never would have worked with "cab to fedex office"

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 9

when the last supper comes up in conversation

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 4

every 4th I remember this video and watch it on loop for a while as a soothing ritual

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 4

aww happy birthday

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 3

oh it's an account that posts pop culture stuff—it's just this magazine cover

gorlock@gorlock· Jul 1

😳

Here's what the NYT team put on their Seattle dog: potato bun, cream cheese, butterflied beef frank, carnalized onions, siracha, spicey brown mustard and sliced jalapenos.

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 25

I've been beating this drum for a while and will continue to do so

a selection of posts I've made about ketchup:

No you're right and it's all downstream of people deciding ketchup was a condiment of shame instead of a structural pillar in the pantheon of american sauces

we didn't used to refrigerate ketchup, that was a new thing invented in the 90s

Oh, so ketchup, the pinnacle of thousands of years of multicultural condiment evolution, is for children? That's a silly goose opinion, you're being a silly goose rn

The idea that ketchup is declasse is such an affront to my midwestern heritage

You should be concerned about the declining status of ketchup in the pantheon of condiments

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 21

read this in his voice

Gilbert Gottfried at a comedy central roast

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 21

last week i went to the vet and i peed

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 13

only a few more years now and we'll be able to afford to purchase a regular sized tube

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 9

mobile browser tab showing a duck duck go search for "why do they split the peas"

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 8

smile on the second head kinda nails this expression too

Selina Meyer smiling nervously and saying "what the fuck?" in veep

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 7

I would definitely have to say that this corner of the bathroom is definitely like the backrooms of this bathroom

dark corner nook in my bathroom with a laundry hamper in it

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 5

like cmon, right?

Jimmy "beast" Donaldson after. He looks different but I don't know specifically why

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 4

great thanks

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 3

not sure I can pass some of these off on others in good conscience

bird comedian who is racist against squirrels: what's the deal with suet in the....

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 3

hmm ok here's my this week's drafts

my bluesky drafts for the week:

15h:
if you stop going to the bathroom no one you care about will ever die

1d:
we should get together and burn big effigies more in america. the village in wicker man had the right idea they just got carried away

2d;
they're called bitcoin because you bite them to make sure they're not chocolate

5d:
what's your favorite simple machine, mines wedge

gorlock@gorlock· Jun 2

why no officer I have no idea how that expensive rainier cherry ended up in my bag of common bing cherries

gorlock@gorlock· May 20

yep still no

screen shot of me trying to reply to tim's post

error message: We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted.

Timothy: People who still can't reply to my posts and receive the error message that my posts are deleted when they're not, please try to reply to this post and if you get the fake deletion banner, quote post this with ..

gorlock: let's give it the ol' college try

gorlock@gorlock· May 16

gorlock@gorlock· May 4

is it ok to do this or no

gorlock@gorlock· May 3

I was curious about this earlier and found another reason to hate james franco. also some people call the phenomenon "hathahate" apparently

The hate campaign against Hathaway began in 2011 after her universally panned Oscars hosting gig with fellow rising star James Franco.

It was seen as a disaster due to their lack of chemistry — Hathaway was too cheery while Franco tried to act too cool. In the wake of criticism, Franco threw Hathaway under the bus, and told the "Late Show with David Letterman" that year: "Anne Hathaway is so energetic, I think the Tasmanian Devil would look stoned standing next to Anne Hathaway."

gorlock@gorlock· May 1

she telepathically senses your hypothetical post and it positively tickles her

gorlock@gorlock· Apr 29

whatever reason I was imagining, it wasn't "to quickly replace a photo of a mass murderer"

thread on the wikipedia talk page for the bowl cut article:

Does the main photo for this page really need to be of a mass murder?
Latest comment: 10 years ago

That is the one foto you see when scrolling through Wikipedia's app search listing. I know that he is a well known person but there is a large selection of photos that could have been used instead. (Mukilman (talk) 21:57, 20 January 2016 (UTC))

You're absolutely right. It was added by a known vandal. I removed it. oknazevad (talk) 05:07, 21 January 2016 (UTC)

gorlock@gorlock· Apr 28

the only person who should legally be allowed to name their podcast 'club random' is her

"annoying facebook girl" meme from the late 2000's/early 2010's

gorlock@gorlock· Apr 22

thank you, my dear