it's so refreshing to see a model with typical human proportions rather than the unattainable beauty standards we're used to seeing in advertisements

I remember this one being super popular at the time

this bit never would have worked with "cab to fedex office"

when the last supper comes up in conversation

every 4th I remember this video and watch it on loop for a while as a soothing ritual

aww happy birthday

oh it's an account that posts pop culture stuff—it's just this magazine cover

😳

I've been beating this drum for a while and will continue to do so

read this in his voice

last week i went to the vet and i peed

only a few more years now and we'll be able to afford to purchase a regular sized tube

smile on the second head kinda nails this expression too

I would definitely have to say that this corner of the bathroom is definitely like the backrooms of this bathroom

like cmon, right?

great thanks

not sure I can pass some of these off on others in good conscience

hmm ok here's my this week's drafts

why no officer I have no idea how that expensive rainier cherry ended up in my bag of common bing cherries

yep still no

is it ok to do this or no

I was curious about this earlier and found another reason to hate james franco. also some people call the phenomenon "hathahate" apparently

she telepathically senses your hypothetical post and it positively tickles her

whatever reason I was imagining, it wasn't "to quickly replace a photo of a mass murderer"

the only person who should legally be allowed to name their podcast 'club random' is her

thank you, my dear