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@graydiel
Like a sentient neckbeard, but made fashionable. Also it meows @ you. 18+ only please! He/They | Cat.Age > 30 == true; | Denver, CO, USA | 🏳️🌈/Demi/Aego | Leftist ⬅ | BLM! ✊🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights! | 🐯 Art: @tasteslikeraccoon.bsky.social & @awildremy.bsky.social
Happy first Cat Day to this little dork who literally fell into my lap and made himself right at home. ❤️😺
Happy International Tiger Day! Come share a drink and get cozy with me, a tiger, to celebrate! 🐯 🎨: @chocomutt.bsky.social
Anyway Deadlock is pretty neat because occasionally I can absolutely pop off while in the meantime both teams are all chatting with each other for the entire game about pawjobs
One thing that fascinates me about Apollo is the way that he sorta defies most of what I thought I knew about cats. He wants unlimited belly rubs until *I* get tired of giving them, and his tail will wag and thrash about the whole time even though he's also happily purring away for the duration.
For all of the younger folks out there currently wondering who James Carville is, fear not! While it's true that his career in politics hasn't been relevant for over 30 years, you may better recognize him for his more recent portrayal in 2023 GOTY winner Baldur's Gate 3, as fan-favorite NPC Withers!
Apollo has his very own stinky face that he usually makes after an extended bout of sniffing at a spot where he himself has been, and after several weeks of attempts I have finally captured its majesty on camera. 😺
Happy Pride! I like to say that Pride season is year-round, but I gotta be extra loud and proud this month in particular to make sure I'm seen and heard through all of the rainbow capitalism! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🎨: @guffaw.bsky.social
The cats outside are free, you can just take them and do this with them
Assuming you're not counting the default of "none", it's gotta be this tbh
He had virtually the entire day to have done this and of course he chooses the moment I set an oven timer. 😩
He leaned back with such force that he knocked my phone out of my other hand. 😩
Apollo's new favorite thing to do is wait for me to lay on the floor so that he can flop directly onto his side next to me for belly rubs, while we also lazily bap his toy back and forth between the two of us. 😺
So this guy's story is just absolutely bizarre. Turns out he already has a chip, but there's no registered owner attached to it, and the only info we have from the manufacturer is the record of it being sold to a now defunct pet store in NJ in *2013*. And he's clearly only like, 3-4 years old?
Excuse me, Mr Pet Store? I asked for a cat but I think you gave me a dog by mistake???
Anyway I bought the wrong size cat stuff because I realized way too late that actually this absolute unit is a good couple significant figures larger than the average cat it turns out! So if any Denver-area locals need a size L litterbox and carrier for cheap/maybe free, hit me up. 😅
Gonna have to work up the courage to try a claw trimming today, because even though he doesn't seem interested in scratching stuff his default comfort response has been kneading dough, and I would like to try to have fewer holes in my clothes and my blankets and my me. 😰
Gonna try a slower, more deliberate strategy today, where I slowly close the door behind him as he comes in. I want to emphasize that he isn't meant to feel trapped in here, but also that time with me has to start being inside with door closed until he's ready to be let out again.