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@graydiel
Like a sentient neckbeard, but made fashionable. Also it meows @ you. 18+ only please! He/They | Cat.Age > 30 == true; | Denver, CO, USA | 🏳️🌈/Demi/Aego | Leftist ⬅ | BLM! ✊🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights! | 🐯 Art: @tasteslikeraccoon.bsky.social & @awildremy.bsky.social
Happy International Tiger Day! Come share a drink and get cozy with me, a tiger, to celebrate! 🐯 🎨: @chocomutt.bsky.social
Happy Pride! I like to say that Pride season is year-round, but I gotta be extra loud and proud this month in particular to make sure I'm seen and heard through all of the rainbow capitalism! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🎨: @guffaw.bsky.social
The cats outside are free, you can just take them and do this with them
Assuming you're not counting the default of "none", it's gotta be this tbh
He had virtually the entire day to have done this and of course he chooses the moment I set an oven timer. 😩
He leaned back with such force that he knocked my phone out of my other hand. 😩
Apollo's new favorite thing to do is wait for me to lay on the floor so that he can flop directly onto his side next to me for belly rubs, while we also lazily bap his toy back and forth between the two of us. 😺
So this guy's story is just absolutely bizarre. Turns out he already has a chip, but there's no registered owner attached to it, and the only info we have from the manufacturer is the record of it being sold to a now defunct pet store in NJ in *2013*. And he's clearly only like, 3-4 years old?
Excuse me, Mr Pet Store? I asked for a cat but I think you gave me a dog by mistake???
Anyway I bought the wrong size cat stuff because I realized way too late that actually this absolute unit is a good couple significant figures larger than the average cat it turns out! So if any Denver-area locals need a size L litterbox and carrier for cheap/maybe free, hit me up. 😅
Gonna have to work up the courage to try a claw trimming today, because even though he doesn't seem interested in scratching stuff his default comfort response has been kneading dough, and I would like to try to have fewer holes in my clothes and my blankets and my me. 😰
Gonna try a slower, more deliberate strategy today, where I slowly close the door behind him as he comes in. I want to emphasize that he isn't meant to feel trapped in here, but also that time with me has to start being inside with door closed until he's ready to be let out again.
It's the "you hear about video games?" one: knowyourmeme.com/memes/misinf...