Christine

@halfwaycontent

I haven't figured out what I want to use this for yet. I like cats, books and fandom as a concept. Interested in but not enjoying law and politics. Follows are not endorsements.

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Christine@halfwaycontent· 19d

Crackin' day for a speedboat trip on the Clyde!

Weather forecast showing lots of black clouds and raindrops

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jul 4

At last I caught up with one of the #ScottiesInTheCity! I can be a gloomy git but these #WildInArt trails bring me joy.

Flowers O'Scotland, a statue of a Scottie dug, painted in images of native plants. It's standing in an indoor shopping centre. It's part of Scotties in the City, a Wild in Art trail.

Large planter painted with flowers and greenery beneath the text 'Scotties in the City'

Christine@halfwaycontent· May 25

Sun's oot, fluorescent Weegie legs oot

Christine@halfwaycontent· May 20

Stormy is Displeased, having tried and failed to burrow under my laptop. Girl does not grasp the concept of working in order to earn in order to keep her in the style to which she has become accustomed.

Black cat with paws crossed. She looks sad that her person is so inadequate.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Mar 30

Yes, I hate the girl maths, girl dinner, etc. bollocks, BUT it is apt that I saw this immediately after spending an hour window-shopping the jewellery arcade & trying to persuade my mum the £6k bracelet was a bargain coz the other one was £7k.

Hot pink mug with text, "Girl Math. It's basically free."

Christine@halfwaycontent· Mar 23

What have I done this time?

Black cat Spooky crouching and staring at the camera like it is about to get pounced.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Mar 22

Family birthday party tonight: haggis pakora and karaoke, who could ask for anything more 🥳

Round helium balloon with text: 'Tits McGhee is 50'

Christine@halfwaycontent· Feb 26

Couldn't resist

Mock Telegraph column headline: "The insidious march of female sexual disappointment will leave us impoverished and unfree". Made using the Allister Heath Headline Generator, tinyurl.com/tnw-heath

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jan 21

Man who just restarted my computer mid-task

Black cat Spooky being petted and looking imperious, v much in charge of a computer mouse.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jan 1

I don't need to be told.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Dec 23

Wrapping fuel

A can of the 'Nessie Nectar' Legend Edition variant of Irn Bru, featuring artwork of a sea monster who needs some Bru

Christine@halfwaycontent· Dec 6

Wake up, human, it's #caturday!

Black cat Stormy's lil hairy head seen from above, ears pricked, as she leans over a sleepy but heart-warmed human. Stormy is bestowing kisses or demanding food, depending on your perspective.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Dec 4

Stormy: that's enough fuss over you, human.

Long-suffering black cat Stormy peeking out from inside a ridiculous bobbled crown that says, "It's my birthday!"

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 30

There's no post better than book post, and the best of book post is #buyastrangerabook post! Many thanks to @jenaciousd.bsky.social and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social 📚

A copy of Nobody's Girl by Virginia Roberts Giuffre

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 29

Spooky supervised my SIL making this:

Graphic headed, 'Spooky Says Thank You!' featuring a picture of Spooky, black cat made of circles, watching something intently, captioned, 'Watching the results come in,' and a second pic of the same cat curled up sleepily with ths tip of his tail covering his nose and paws, captioned, 'Celebrating with a morning nap!' Below this text reads, 'Spooky Season Victory! Black Cat Day...Black Cat Win!'

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 28

My sister-in-law has gone all-in on promoting Spooky and made this

Black cat Spooky's Law Paws Calendar entry picture, overlaid with cobweb and pumpkin graphics and Vote for Spooky text along with link https://lawpawcalendar.com/vote-now-for-the-face-of-september-2026

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 22

I took these two years ago today. This year the same trees are bare.

Autumn leaves in shades of yellow, orange and gold (and just a little red)

Trees in autumn colours, shades of orange and gold

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 11

All yours

Christine@halfwaycontent· Oct 4

Only going to catch the first few dances of Strictly live this time, due to having a date with two gorgeous gingers. Oh, and their people. I suppose.

Two ginger cats so tangled up in each other that they're merging together

Christine@halfwaycontent· Sep 27

For those of you whose animal companions are more cooperative than mine about posing with, or even "being near" law stuff!

Black cat Spooky loafing on a travel case and refusing to pretend to read about Adult Protection Law in Scotland.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Aug 29

Baby Nicola Bryant?! #totp

Gary Davies presenting a 1980s episode of Top of the Pops with two young women in the background, one whom went on to become Blackadder's niece

Christine@halfwaycontent· Aug 26

Stormy's author photo #cats

Black cat lying on black fabric in front of a brown cushion, her head tilted and paws folded as she dismissively eyes the camera

Christine@halfwaycontent· Aug 12

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

A t-shirt featuring a cartoon of a cat biting a human hand and digging claws in. Caption reads: "Therapy Isn't Enough. I Need To Bite People."

Christine@halfwaycontent· Aug 8

Doon the watter! #Clydeside

Bollard painted with rainbow colours on the sides and pink on top, with text in Rennie Mackintosh style reading We Are Glasgow

The bow of the paddlesteamer Waverley sailing down the Clyde coast

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jul 31

If not want photo, why pose?

Black cat arching backwards and forming a loop, tail touching ear

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jul 18

Stormy catching up on some 💤 after I thoughtlessly disturbed her sleep last night while thrashing around trying to resist clawing my skin off during a sudden breakout of hives or something. Let's hope it's not a sudden onset cat allergy!

Black cat Stormy sleeping on her back with both front paws up near her head, possibly covering her ears in case Pesky Human causes more disruption.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jul 17

It's like a comfort blankie. And sometimes you need two comfort blankies, in case you finish the first blankie while you're out. 📚

Drawing of two people getting ready to leave the house. One is putting a book in his bag. Caption: "I better bring my book just in case I want to spend all day carrying my book."

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jul 3

Two children who have eaten an entire Grab Bag of McCoys and have no regrets. (HOW.)

Two black cats, Stormy and Spooky, lounging on a sofa, looking in synch at the camera, daring it to pass comment.

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jun 15

The humans are eating without me,wtf

Roast dinner: a Yorkshire pudding crowning ham, potatoes, carrots and parsnips

Christine@halfwaycontent· Jun 6

Dunno whether the appeal is that it is a bag or that it is a bag that formerly contained chicken. Either way, the cat doesn't want to be let out.