Hare Lockwood

@harelockwood

Comedy writer, producer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast. She/her. Pet hamster 🐹 Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.com 🍓 Writer, etc. for @thedailytism.com Hire me for comedy things via my website.

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Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· 28d

It's HAPPENING 🥰

A hamster sits cutely and calmly while I bestow sunflower seeds upon him.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· 29d

I think I've turned a corner with the hamster: I cleaned out his cage today and he gave me this look of absolute fury. You don't do that when you're scared! (Also, I think I should sleep with one eye open from now on.) 🐹😟

A hamster, woken up in the middle of the day and having had all his lovely stink removed from his cage. He is staring at me with fury emanating from him.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· 29d

So in weird news, I now get my own AI summary on Google. And in hurtful news, it calls me a nerd. TWICE.

AI summary from Google calling me a data nerd who is also an autistic nerd. OK OK I GET IT.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· 29d

Yep, that Mimikyu is straight-up going to murder you.

A Pokémon Mimikyu which looks like a haunted Pikachu.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 11

The hamster woke up so I've lost all interest. HI LITTLE GUY. 🐹

Yet another blurry photograph of this little hamster, with his paw up at the glass of his cage. I would dearly love to let him out but for now he runs away every time I open the lid. We'll get there.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 10

Hooray! (Much like Niles' this morning.)

Blurry, out of focus picture of a hamster with ENORMOUS cheeks. His entire day's food is in his face.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 10

Eeeeee.

Countdown to a live Q&A on patreon later for Murder of a Famous Bastard, by Mark Watson

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 10

1. Goes on your legs. 2. ... no, come on- wait, let me just... uhhh.

Advert: "One legging, 90 uses. One pair. " In smaller text: "90 ways to wear it. Gym, school, run, site, none of them off limits."

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 10

Listen, I don't relish waking up at 5am but look who else was up! 🐹

A small brown hamster inside a cluttered cage

A small brown hamster peering at me from inside a sand bath

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 7

Anyone know anything about this miniature t-rex?

A hamster in a cage, t-rexing his arms. He's looking very sleepy.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 6

Yes, true! I love that this website is just like: nope. No night for you. www.timeanddate.com/sun/uk/glasgow

6 July: Night? Not for this day. Total night: 00:00.

Hare Lockwood@harelockwood· Jul 4

He took a sunflower seed from me, sniffed me and ambled away is disgust. (Then came back for a second.) He really is a Niles. 🐹 From his expression, you can imagine I had got his macchiato order very slightly wrong.