Hare Lockwood
@harelockwood
Comedy writer, producer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast. She/her. Pet hamster 🐹 Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.com 🍓 Writer, etc. for @thedailytism.com Hire me for comedy things via my website.
I think I've turned a corner with the hamster: I cleaned out his cage today and he gave me this look of absolute fury. You don't do that when you're scared! (Also, I think I should sleep with one eye open from now on.) 🐹😟
So in weird news, I now get my own AI summary on Google. And in hurtful news, it calls me a nerd. TWICE.
1. Goes on your legs. 2. ... no, come on- wait, let me just... uhhh.
Listen, I don't relish waking up at 5am but look who else was up! 🐹
Yes, true! I love that this website is just like: nope. No night for you. www.timeanddate.com/sun/uk/glasgow
He took a sunflower seed from me, sniffed me and ambled away is disgust. (Then came back for a second.) He really is a Niles. 🐹 From his expression, you can imagine I had got his macchiato order very slightly wrong.
That sketch, and the excellent song, is the reason I keep one on my desk with my other selected clutter-that-makes-me-happy.
No sign of him this morning, but he was doing important engineering works late into the night. 🐹
We are almost on speaking terms. (Almost.) 🐹 A few more sunflower seeds should help.
Saw this in town. Forgot football existed, took it entirely at face value, and could be found wandering away and mumbling, "But... James VI?"
Update: I'm delighted to announce that he has a tiny white smudge on his chin and down his front. 🐹