Hannah Harkness

@harkitshannah

What am I, some kind of comedian? she/hurrrr

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Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· 26d

My neighborhood bodega cat is the deepest sleeper on the planet, this cat bed is directly in front of the door, people constantly marching in and out (smart bodega owners, people walk in to look at the cat)

White cat with black markings asleep on a beige cat bed in front of a shelf of candy and a shelf of protein bars, gray carpet

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 12

Seen in Whitestone, Queens

Two black cast iron outdoor tables with two chairs each on a sidewalk, one has red and white striped umbrella one has black and white striped umbrella. Paintings on the windows of the grocery store of super Mario characters wearing Knick’s jerseys, orange and blue confetti, blue letters “knicks in 5” peach , Mario and Luigi hoisting the NBA championship trophy

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 11

+1 mushroom parasol in inventory

Parasol with rainbow psychedelic mushroom print

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 11

Me and my man love crashing a local townie function in Long Island

Me and my boyfriend in lawn chairs outside waiting for a local symphony to start in Rockville center LI surrounded by locals 20+ years older than us in a baseball field

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 4

I like that they invented a parade that is relaxing

Tall ship and a sailboat is under the Verrazano bridge

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 4

Fire boi

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 4

BOATS NOT STUCK

Tall ship sailing under the Verrazano bridge, blue sky and people taking pictures in the foreground, military fort on the Staten Island side

Tall ship with maroon sails sailing under the Verrazano bridge, blue sky and Staten Island in the background

Tall ship with red and white sails underneath the Verrazano bridge , large blue suspension bridge

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 4

I was a very happy maritime history sicko this morning

Tall ship sailing under the Verrazano bridge, blue sky

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 4

My child is infinite #Herps

Picture of a tortoiseshell patterned ball python on a pale blue bedspread making a sideways infinity symbol with her neck

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jul 1

Sunset in the NYC Autonomous Zone

Sunset on a yellow subway platform , lamppost and Astoria Blvd sign

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 30

Block kick punch where am I

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 29

I’m starting to really find myself. @tmgexpo.bsky.social 2026

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 27

Shout out to my mom @chaya-1960.bsky.social for giving me a lift to this gig and cosplaying the reflecting pool @tmgexpo.bsky.social

Me dressed as Carmen Sandiego and my mom wearing a green shirt with a picture of the Washington monument on it and a bunch of fabric blue paint chips stuck to it standing in a set of oversized flowers

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 27

Damn straight

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 27

I come out of live comedy hibernation once a year at @tmgexpo.bsky.social with these dorks

Me cosplaying Carmen Sandiego with my friends a Parrapa the Rapper, Donkey Kong, Qbert, Toejam, a chef, Freddy Krueger

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 26

GEOGRAPHY

Me dressed as Carmen Sandiego (red trenchcoat and wide brim red hat, yellow scarf) standing in front of a fireplace in a living room

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 25

I love these dudes I spend all summer pointing my phone at them in NY!!

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 24

Thankfully we got one unblocked and it looks cool but it illuminates the Apple Store across the terminal 🙄

Shot of large arched grand central station windows, one middle window illuminated by setting sun. Ceiling is pale blue mural with astrological constellations and stars, grand marble staircase in the center

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 24

The dudes who tried to primary her are very funny, how did you think this would go?

Election results showing AOC winning her primary election with 86.9% of the vote

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 19

The Bone Museum in Brooklyn has unhinged marketing, way to bury the lede and make it look like the gas station sells bones

Giant ad for The Bone Museum that has a giant picture of a skull that says Real Human Bones” in giant all caps white letters and in smaller font “just 10 minutes away - Bone Museum” on a white wall next to a Sunoco gas station

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 17

My friend gave me a projector and I have to say I’m a huge fan of sleeping in the ocean now

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 12

BF fighting for his life trying to hold the phone camera

Picture of me in sunglasses at the beach at orient point Long Island with a lighthouse in the background, I’m adjusting my hair but it’s blowing into my boyfriends face behind me while he holds the front facing phone camera

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 12

Friday the 26th I will be at @tmgexpo.bsky.social as Carmen Sandiego roasting Donkey Kong and other video game characters. I’m watching the game show for research and goddamn they do not do TV like this anymore.

Image of woman with brown hair in red Trenchcoat and fedora, text “where in the world is Carmen Sandiego”

Image of donkey Kong sitting in a chair over a campfire , text The Roast of Donkey Kong Friday, June 26th 2026 6:30pm on The Gato Stage, No bananas just burn, come for the jokes, stay for the fire

Hannah Harkness@harkitshannah· Jun 11

If you’re at Rockaway Beach / Jacob Riis you can summon legendary nutcracker guy Anthony Robinson by DM’ing @the_beachtender on Instagram and explaining where you are sitting, like “I’m at Beach 108 red and white towel by blue umbrella” and he’s there in 10 mins. He’s running a Knicks special rn.