Hannah Harkness
@harkitshannah
What am I, some kind of comedian? she/hurrrr
My neighborhood bodega cat is the deepest sleeper on the planet, this cat bed is directly in front of the door, people constantly marching in and out (smart bodega owners, people walk in to look at the cat)
Me and my man love crashing a local townie function in Long Island
Shout out to my mom @chaya-1960.bsky.social for giving me a lift to this gig and cosplaying the reflecting pool @tmgexpo.bsky.social
I come out of live comedy hibernation once a year at @tmgexpo.bsky.social with these dorks
I love these dudes I spend all summer pointing my phone at them in NY!!
Thankfully we got one unblocked and it looks cool but it illuminates the Apple Store across the terminal 🙄
The dudes who tried to primary her are very funny, how did you think this would go?
The Bone Museum in Brooklyn has unhinged marketing, way to bury the lede and make it look like the gas station sells bones
My friend gave me a projector and I have to say I’m a huge fan of sleeping in the ocean now
Friday the 26th I will be at @tmgexpo.bsky.social as Carmen Sandiego roasting Donkey Kong and other video game characters. I’m watching the game show for research and goddamn they do not do TV like this anymore.
If you’re at Rockaway Beach / Jacob Riis you can summon legendary nutcracker guy Anthony Robinson by DM’ing @the_beachtender on Instagram and explaining where you are sitting, like “I’m at Beach 108 red and white towel by blue umbrella” and he’s there in 10 mins. He’s running a Knicks special rn.
I was told by the locals on Prince Edward Island that one of the beaches had squeaky sand (sound on).
I’ve returned from Prince Edward Island and this heat is not cute, please send me back to the jacket weather
The executive task of posting all the Prince Edward Island pictures is so overwhelming, I might go full 90s and just have them printed out
