Hieronymous J Doom

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Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.

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Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· 4d

Henry Fawcett does not have time for your bullshit.

Bust of noted 19th century blind MP Henry Fawcett. He does not have time for your bullshit. It’s part of his monument which is beside the Thames and attached to a still functional Victorian water fountain.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· 13d

Don’t you dare talk that way about my large adult son.

A picture of the kaiju Gezora who is a giant wobbly cuttle fish with googly eyes and if you are mean about him I will attack you with a spork.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· 18d

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· 20d

Currently reading:

Godzilla - Rulers of the Earth TPB. By Mowry, Frank, and Zornow. 25 issues of a comic for less than £15 is a proper bargain.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· 20d

Are we in the worst timeline or the best? It's increasingly hard to tell. One thing is certain, we ain't in any kind of middle.

Cover of Archie Vs The Terminator issue 1. The crossover that manages to feel both insane and inevitable.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· May 21

This is the absolute best way to sink Burnham's chances. Is he secretly a political genius? (no)

BBC website screen shot with the headline "Starmer says he will campaign for Burnham in Makerfield" and there's a picture of his stupid fucking face and everything.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· May 17

If you see this post your getaway vehicle.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· May 4

A wrestler wearing a red cut off leather jacket stands on the second turnbuckle starting into the middle distance like he's a star. He's wrestling in front of a hundred people bit her acts like he's in a stadium and I love him.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Apr 4

Found in a local book exchange. They don't make covers like that any more. I don't even care whether the book is good.

Copy of Ice-Breaker by John Gardner. The cover boldly proclaims "Ian Fleming's masterspy James Bond is back in John Gardner's Ice-Breaker". The cover is black with a gleaming skull that for unclear reasons has a pair of tired looking green eyes. The title is slightly embossed in metallic blue. It is from 1983

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Mar 14

Stupid holiday reading while I'm cat sitting for my sister. Can it somehow be even worse than the Left Behind series?

A battered paperback copy of Babylon Rising by Tim Lahaye and Greg Dinallo. I must stress that I did not pay money for this book.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Mar 4

RIP Nelson the cat. You were a proper cat until the end.

A black cat in a box staring at the camera like he's expecting something. Food probably.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Feb 21

Billboard advertising the concept of February.

A plain grey billboard in Todmorden with a blue car parked in front of it.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Feb 1

The adoration of the mushroom cloud. Forthcoming album artwork.

A collage showing people cowering in awe at the majesty of a nuclear bomb.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 27

The last Punch and Judy show.

For mental health related reasons I've collaged a puppet show just outside Hitler's bunker in the dying days of WW2. A pair of boys are watching while behind the ruined buildings the sky is on fire.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 23

Door with ghostly child hands in Northampton.

Black and white photo of a very modern plain with quite old stone around it. There are ghostly hand shapes sprayed on each side.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 18

We must act now!!!

Poster showing Nigel Farage's head collaged onto a spider looming over some mountains. The poster reads: THINK!
A VOTE FOR FARAGE IS A VOTE FOR SHELOB!
FACT: Farage knows only hunger and is sick of eating orcs.
He craves sweeter meat. Are you sweeter than an orc?
FACT: None will escape his webs. All will be consumed for he contains an emptiness that can never be satiated.
FACT: Unchecked he will feed until he has become more massive than the mountains themselves. THIS WOULD BE A DISASTER FOR GREAT BRITAIN!!
Join us in demanding that. Farage abandon politics and return to guarding the paths of Cirith Ungol.
There he can brood in shadow and malice and trouble not this sorrowing world.
WE MUST ACT NOW!!!!

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 12

Ringo Starr is a collaborator. Spread the word. You are being lied to.

A poster in black and white showing Thomas the Tank Engine in front of a nuclear explosion. The character I knew as The Fat Controller lies dead opposite. I think he's called Lord Toppam Hat now which is fair enough on one level but I bet there's a dark story about how he got his peerage. The text reads SAY NO TO DEVIL TRAINS! THOMAS ENDORSES NUCLEAR WAR! Educate yourself on Sodor's secret bunkers. What use is a train when all the tracks have melted?

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 11

No one talks enough about Sooty's sordid past.

A picture of British fascist Oswald Mosley dramatically addressing a crowd. I have crudely pasted Sooty the glove puppet over his upraised have.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 3

I think I prefer the full colour version. Makes it clearer that Quetzalcoatl is annoyed that one of his scarabs has got out.

Full colour collage of a feathered serpent inside a self-storage unit near Filey with a scarab.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Jan 3

Can I offer you a terrible collage of Quetzalcoatl checking in on his self-sabotage in these troubled times?

A very bad collage of a snake in a self storage facility. One of his scarabs has escaped.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Dec 31

Scouring of the Shire.

A crude collage of Bag End being attacked by Flying Saucers and defended by missiles.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Dec 31

Coming soon...

Very low resolution photo of Mr Bobby with an anarchist symbol on his belly.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Dec 25

Christmas reading to go with my special Christmas present of Covid.

The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games. A pretend guide to various pretend games by various artists and Super Eyepatch Wolf.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Dec 11

"It would appear that our Rotary Club has an enemy/enemies" might be the greatest opening line in the history of passive aggressive posters. I don't know who the enemy/enemies of the Ilkley Rorary is/are but I salute anything that led to the creation of this work of art.

Vandalism here
It would appear that our Rotary Club has an enemy/ enemies. Four times this year this display cabinet has been deliberately forced open and any poster on display removed leaving the cabinet door swinging dangerously in the breeze. To cap it all, the whole cabinet was prised off the wall and dumped down the street. Why would someone do that? The events publicised in the cabinet over the period were a choral concert at St Margaret's, a Folk Concert at the Clarke Foley and a Recycle Day. The posts are purely informative of forthcoming local Rotary events.
Nothing controversial there you would think. The cabinet cost £500 funded by our Members. The Local Authority has given permission for it to be sited here.
The Rotary Club raises money for charities many of them local to Ilkley. No Club Member benefits financially from the collections, i.e. no management costs. The Club is not affiliated to any political organisation. The Club does not have a religious bias.
The Club does not take sides in global conflicts but it does raise money for those innocent civilians who suffer during conflicts. The Club also raises money to help people who suffer following natural disasters such as earthquakes, flooding etc. Our Club has donated over £100,000 to charities in the last five years, money largely donated by you, our local citizens and businesses. If you have any information about this please contact us: email ilkleywrc@gmail.com. We want to be able to tell you about forthcoming events.
The mantra of Rotary is - "Service above self" - which says it all in a nutshell.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 27

Prayer glyph 6. A stand against despair.

Three lobed prayer glyph on a purple and red background. All spirals are closer to the point of origin than you think.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 24

Glyph 5. A prayer for victory.

Oddly garish prayer sigil in pink, black, and yellow.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 23

My darts accuracy has improved a lot but I still can't actually hit the double I'm aiming at with any degree of consistency. Endless near misses are still misses. It's an entertaining paradox.

Three days thrown at the double 6. Two are in the single 6 and one is in the double 10. All are less than a centimetre from the double 6.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 23

Prayer glyph 4. For self-control.

An occult looking sigil drawn in white on a background of dark blue and black smudges. It is intended to evoke feelings of being in control of your life through the grace of God.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 22

Prayer glyph 3. Against Nazism.

Glyph on a yellow and red background. Merely by looking at it you participate in my prayer.

Hieronymous J Doom@hjdoom· Nov 21

Prayer sigil 2. Against hate.