Holly Smith

@hsmithwrites

Editor-in-chief, Washington Independent Review of Books. Loser-in-chief, "Jeopardy!" season 39. "Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"

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Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 8d

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Happy Humphrey Day to all who celebrate. #caturday

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Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 18d

Montgomery reminds you that he *will* fit in your carry-on if you pack him correctly. #caturday

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 19d

As far as sequels go, "Jaws 2" isn't terrible. 🦈

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Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 24d

I'd rather be watching from a pub, but the seating is better at home.

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 25d

America, I love you. And, someday, THIS will be a long time ago...

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· 25d

Overwhelmed by the endless crises du jour? Ask yourself: “What would Morty do?” Then, do that. #caturday #wwmd

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 14

I want to simultaneously shoo him away from our front door, keep him out of the road, send him back to the woods, and feed him.

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 11

Chameleon-like, Montgomery disappears into any background (as long as it's this one). #caturday

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 9

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 8

When I told Thing 4 to put Saran Wrap on the leftovers, I guess I should've been more specific.

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 7

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 6

Sometimes shark go away, sometimes shark don't go away. #storyofmylife

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 6

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 6

"Michael, did you hear your father? Out of the water now! NOW!"

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 6

For the record: Our power was out all last night, so we couldn't watch "Jaws" on the Fourth, as is required by law. 🦈

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 4

If the power stays out, I'll be reading by my Jack Smith candle (and some sparklers) later.

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 4

Gotta love holiday marathons! #syfy #twilightzone #fourthofjuly

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jul 4

Montgomery wishes you a happy Fourth of July and suggests you eat at the inside table today (since that's where the AC is). #caturday #fourthofjuly

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Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jun 28

Morty loves you and thinks you're doing great. #caturday #pride

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jun 27

Frederick, MD, you complete me. #pride #momofqueerkids

Holly Smith@hsmithwrites· Jun 26

Pride parade! I love Frederick, MD!!