Holly Smith
@hsmithwrites
Editor-in-chief, Washington Independent Review of Books. Loser-in-chief, "Jeopardy!" season 39. "Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"
Montgomery reminds you that he *will* fit in your carry-on if you pack him correctly. #caturday
I want to simultaneously shoo him away from our front door, keep him out of the road, send him back to the woods, and feed him.
Chameleon-like, Montgomery disappears into any background (as long as it's this one). #caturday
When I told Thing 4 to put Saran Wrap on the leftovers, I guess I should've been more specific.
Sometimes shark go away, sometimes shark don't go away. #storyofmylife
For the record: Our power was out all last night, so we couldn't watch "Jaws" on the Fourth, as is required by law. 🦈
If the power stays out, I'll be reading by my Jack Smith candle (and some sparklers) later.
Montgomery wishes you a happy Fourth of July and suggests you eat at the inside table today (since that's where the AC is). #caturday #fourthofjuly