Brandon Diehl
@iambrandondiehl
Poet with autism and a cat. Author of ADULTHOOD (Anxiety Press, 2026). Here to connect with fellow writers and/or fellow neurodivergent people and/or fellow anti-fascists. he/him • NJ • www.brandondiehl.net
Going to the dentist is worse than dying. Sincerely, my autistic ass. 💀
Thank you so much to everyone to ordered a copy! This is a very silly and stupid book but I worked hard on it and it means a lot to me. Still have some copies available and will be making another spooky scary post office trip tomorrow. (One book = twenty head scratches for Henry.) Link in bio. 💛☁️
Hi! My poetry collection, ADULTHOOD, is out now from Anxiety Press. This is the first time I'm in print in 8 years. In short, this book is a parody of myself. It started out as a journal to make myself laugh through dark times. Now it's a thing you can read! The link to snag a copy is in my bio. 💛☁️
Cool thing about working from home is that I get to wear PJ pants with my cat's face on them.
Portrait of the artist as a ball of anxiety before the sensory hell of a dentist appointment.
I think we should bring back the guillotine. I also think flowers are beautiful.
Gotta call the bathroom gremlin remover to remove the bathroom gremlin.
Blurry capture of the man who just ate my mashed potatoes. If you have any information about the suspect, please let me know.
It's me. A god-fearing conservative. I'm here to lecture you all about masculinity.