Why does he judge?

An old man who sounds like a baby

Bro came back. He likes to eat clovers.

Rare sighting of reclusive poet.

Sun-kissed. ☀️

Just a guy I saw.

Henry.

Going to the dentist is worse than dying. Sincerely, my autistic ass. 💀

Henry.

Thank you so much to everyone to ordered a copy! This is a very silly and stupid book but I worked hard on it and it means a lot to me. Still have some copies available and will be making another spooky scary post office trip tomorrow. (One book = twenty head scratches for Henry.) Link in bio. 💛☁️

Grouch.

Goomba.

The most tired man who ever lived.

Hi! My poetry collection, ADULTHOOD, is out now from Anxiety Press. This is the first time I'm in print in 8 years. In short, this book is a parody of myself. It started out as a journal to make myself laugh through dark times. Now it's a thing you can read! The link to snag a copy is in my bio. 💛☁️

When someone says they "write poetry," this is what they mean

The man who stole my garlic bread.

Cool thing about working from home is that I get to wear PJ pants with my cat's face on them.

Portrait of the artist as a ball of anxiety before the sensory hell of a dentist appointment.

I think we should bring back the guillotine. I also think flowers are beautiful.

Hello, good morning to anti-fascists only.

Librarian.

Gotta call the bathroom gremlin remover to remove the bathroom gremlin.

Trying to wrap presents....

My cat while attacking the vacuum cleaner.

Blurry capture of the man who just ate my mashed potatoes. If you have any information about the suspect, please let me know.

It's me. A god-fearing conservative. I'm here to lecture you all about masculinity.

Look at he.

Gonna tell my kids this was Charlie Kirk.