F^cks Sake!

Straight from the freezer, to go with the vegetarian beef, My Lord...

Sunday lunch, My Lord...

Glad to have been of help, My Lord

Fake News, My Lord. The Shadows are in the wrong place.

Fuck off, My Lord!

Quality barking, Mr Pip

Maestro, conducting the Tree Orchestra

Especially stories about crabs.

Suitable alternatives may be available from the local 7-Eleven, My Lord.

"Subject to ignorance or stupidity getting in its way"

Fat, old men, destroying the world...

Just in from the shopping channel, My Lord, in the 'nick' of time

Time check...

Something closer to home...

What more do you need, for Christ's sake

Shut the f^ck up and take one a day...

My best ever, Starling, My Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social