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That's Are Dings™@itsdings· 4d

If only his dad would have pulled out!!

Hi welcome to the alt text, brought to you by dings.

This is a screenshot of a news article. I didn't remember the site.

The headline says: David Ellison Says He'll Pull Paramount Out of California Starting Oct. 1 if States Refuse to Negotiate Settlement in Antitrust Suit

Then there's a picture of his upper torso and hideous evil face. He's holding a microphone and giving a weird neanderthal stare like he just saw a pile of meat that was left unguarded

Ok that's pretty much it. Bye! Thanks for reading!

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· 12d

Screenshot from the Simpsons with the text "it's true and we'll all live in cities on the moon"

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· 12d

Thanks Google for this insightful quote

A photo of David Gilmore from pink Floyd with the words Quote Of The Day By David Gilmour: 'Our Music ... Will Be Forgotten ...'

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· 15d

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· 17d

Imagine being a rat and finding a little red sweater that fits perfectly and says RAT

The cover art to an old video game called FELIX IN THE FACTORY that features a yellow rat in a little red sweater with the word RAT written across it

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jul 8

The face I make when the clerk at Subway puts on the amount of Ranch dressing that I like

Larry or maybe David ellison or whatever those evil people's names are. They own paramount. In this picture he's smiling like he's never heard of a smile before and someone just read him the dictionary definition and he's trying it out for the first time

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 28

daffy duck used to sell these spaghetti dinners during a low point in looney tunes popularity, despite any discernable cooking skills

Daffy Duck's frozen spaghetti and meatballs meal by Tyson but I think daffy duck cooked each one

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 25

One of the first things they teach you in parenting school

A Kermit toy is saying "dad I want to be a prince!" to another one that is replying "patience son!"

Under the caption reads
Interesting hand puppet dialogue can strengthen children's understanding

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 24

Still trembling from when bhende24 eviscerated me in the comments section of my own movie review blog

Bhende24 said:
"The Battle of Los Angeles" sound track released by Rage Against the Machines has nothing to do with this movie. Follow the link:

http://soundtrack-movie.com/battle-los-angeles/

Just because the main character has appeared in a past role doesn't mean their trying to implement a Batman: Dark Knight theme. I'm gonna follow you so I can read your nonsense. You should be more informed before you critique something.

Next he said:

I'm seeing a trend here. You only critique on movies that you don't like. Or do you wish you could make a movie. If you could would it be any better? Yeah, I didn't think so. :)

Ripping me to shreds on my review for what is apparently the second one

Here you go. The picture you posted is incorrect, the name is incorrect which makes me assume that this is another one of the movies you didn't watch but feel like you have to critique. Copy and paste the links:

http://images.google.com/search?

tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1362&bih=562&q=m egan+fox&gbv=2&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=Megan+Fox

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_transformers_m ovies_are_there

It's not jessica fox its Megan Fox and there has been two transforms so far with a third one coming out this July.

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 22

Not to mention the '97 movie

poster for the '97 movie leave it to Beaver

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 17

I never knew how great Facebook pages are for YouTube kids shows

One of the most psychotic images you'll ever see of a sock puppet cut out like in MS paint and places over a blinding green neon background. The words FIZZY TOY SHOW are scattered in an odd way across the screen. The first comment is "I like the One that Dj Suki has a brain belly" and the official account replies "I am so happy you liked that one! :)"

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 14

I still have my chickensuit hoodie, for those with stairs in their homes

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 12

Removed some unnecessary words from this headline

Screenshot of a variety article that reads 'The Beatles' Movies Casts 'Sonic the Hedgehog'. There was possibly more written at one point. Or not I dunno

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 11

Bad news!!!

A picture of Al Jardine's head and the words WE DRANK THE OCEAN! Beach Boys Founded | Al Jardine

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 9

Nothing, not even watching them, will convince me either of these shows are real

Poster for a TV show that supposedly exists called "FARMER wants a WIFE"

Poster for a TV show that supposedly exists called "THE MINIATURE WIFE"

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Jun 4

Best example of this is Rolo to the Rescue where you're given this message if you best the game after using a code to skip levels

Congratulations, you escaped From the clutches of
the evil circus master and returned home to your mother

However the Fact that you did not rescue all the friends trapped in

cages remains on your conscience, and you are never truly happy again.

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 31

A postcard I got back from Cartoon Planet a million years ago @amerrill2.bsky.social

Back of the postcard that says "thank you so much (your name here) for your letter with space Ghost, brak, and zorak's signatures

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 19

I'm sure it was fine

Pool time. Pool in basement about 3 feet from the ceiling and the lights

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 19

Recently I found I was not the only one

Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she wouldn't see it.

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....

Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.

Anyone else?

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 19

I thought of some more favorites

I would like to apologize in advance for the shitty thread.

Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked.

I have asked roughly twenty people if they remember this product, none of them do. Someone suggested that due to the outrageousness of the product, it's possible that I am remembering a spoof commercial from Saturday Night Live. That is most definitely a possibility. But I remember seeing this commercial on more than one occasion. Certainly my seven-year-old self couldn't have been having reoccurring dreams of Hulk Hogan shoes. Help me, Internet.

Here is a picture of what I vaguely remember it to look like

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 18

Or this one

I have a 5000 gallon above ground pool in my basement. It feels nice down there but the water is free freezing. I have a tiny rear end pump on it right now that kind of flows water but I'm wanting to heat the hole pool to a reasonable temperature

(Picture of a blue inflatable pool in a basement)
For reference.

I want something cheap that won't melt the pool as it is rubber. I know I'm not the only person out there with a pool in their basement.

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 18

I'll never forget this one

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 13

Excellent news for fans of the Mister Pig Mysteries

the Mister Pig Mysteries

Soon to be a major network series

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 10

(56k no)

Albert Einstein recreated beautifully in ASCII

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· May 3

Gen Z has rediscovered the X-files & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to the 90s "Watching The X-Files... has solidified my belief that I would never have a three way bubble bath phone call with my boss and my coworker. Also, I wish I could call my boss 'Skinman'"

Scully, Mulder and "Skinman" having a nice relaxing bubble bath three way phone call

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Apr 29

I think it was good for my brain to help make stuff like this for something awful when I was in high school

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Apr 23

My accomplishments will never be forgotten. My accomplishments will never be overshadowed.

A pop up from NSMB Wii saying: "You've completed everything in New Super Mario Bros. Wii!"

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Apr 20

A green alien exhaling smoke with a BIG smile

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Apr 20

Who knows what day it is??

A green space alien with a joint in one hand and a weed leaf in the other exhales smoke with a big smile. Text above the alien says "I know why they're here..."

That's Are Dings™@itsdings· Apr 16