Jillian Hanlon

@jillianhanlon

The most important tasks before us are to reduce suffering and to encourage thriving

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Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· 29d

Picture of an alligator standing on a porch. The caption reads, "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Godzilla?"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jul 13

Check out his hand. That appears to be the lock end of an IV cannula. It's been disconnected from the IV line. If it was in his vein and he had any volume of liquid blood in the vein, it would trickle out. Typically, you d/c the line after death, but you don't remove the cannula Just sayin'

Close-up of Mitch's discolored hand. It looks like an IV cannula was disconnected from the line. If it was in a being and Mitch had any venous blood pressure whatsoever, blood would leak out

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jul 11

www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Still from Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge calls or the window, "You boy - Are the Straits of Hormuz open or closed today"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jun 3

Republicans in disarray

Screenshot of a push notification from Fox Breaking news if 2 stories: top story is "Republicans defy Speaker Johnson, advance Ukraine aid package" above a picture of mine Johnson at a news construct. Bottom story is, "Trump suffers rare defeat on Iran war powers" below that is the first line of a Reuters story, "House backs resolution curbing..."

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jun 2

Something to suggest at your next corporate retreat

Image of a bunch of young professionals in a meeting. There's a large exterior window taking up the rear of the shot looking out at a tall building. Instead of a meeting table, however, they are lying in a ring on the boring blue-grey carpet, planking.

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· May 30

Holy shit! I just passed 1k followers! The Tusk and Thompson seemed too preoccupied to care, tho #caturday

Thompson, more black cat than tuxedo, is cuddling on an orange blanket with his twin brother The Tusk, more a tuxedo than a black cat. He was named that bc when he was a little kitten, he had a single white whisker that was reminiscent of a walrus tusk. #Caturday

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· May 10

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· May 6

I'm sure the spider is rinsing out its mandibles as we speak

Text image that reads, "Has anyone checked on the spider?"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Apr 11

One year ago today, just after brothers Thompson (L) and The Tusk (R) came to live with me. They were best friends then and they are best buds now

Two young kittens, both black, I've with a little white kerchief. They are wedged in the top of a cat tree together

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Mar 19

Not an ordinance expert, but this explosion doesn't look right. It wasn't a cluster bomb, so why the multiple explosions? Why is no dirt disturbed? This came from RT and feels like slop.

Still captured from the clip that shows multiple simultaneous explosions that don't come from a central point (not submunitions) with no apparent effect on the ground near the explosions

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Feb 24

The Onion: "It is journalism's sacred duty to endanger the lives of as many trans people as possible"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Feb 7

Retired cop here: I absolutely hate this framing: "one of its officers experienced an accidental discharge of their rifle" HE WAS HOLDING THE RIFLE He wasn't some smol bean, innocently blamed for a rogue rifle. Something (his finger, maybe?) got inside the trigger guard HE'S RESPONSIBLE

Screenshot of article. First paragraph is highlighted:

"During this time, Orlando Police reported that one of its officers experienced an accidental discharge of their rifle when searching the building.

During the search, no armed individual was found, authorities said.

No injuries were reported from the incident, police said. What's next:
The officer who fired their weapon is undergoing additional training"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Feb 5

Found it, thanks I am not surprised but it's on par for that guy

Screenshot from National Catholic Reporter with highlighted section that reads: "We are so inspired by everything we've learned here in El Salvador. You've been through wars, the civil war, the war against the gangs, the war against crime, you've been through so much trauma, and you've achieved a miracle," Congressman Tom Suozzi, a Democrat and Catholic from Queens, New York, told the crowd gathered at the National Palace, a venue close to the Cathedral of San Salvador, where the country's St. Oscar Romero is buried.

The breakfast was nationally televised on prime time.

Suozzi spoke of how El Salvador's event brought together "so many people of different faiths and backgrounds and different political beliefs, all united in the spirit of prayer to make your country and our world a better place."

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 29

👀

Senator L. Louise Lucas: “I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine & Senator Warner — but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 29

h/t to @khill.bsky.social from his YT channel:

What looks to be a tweet from Cullen (@HelloCullen) that reads, "Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?'

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 23

Cartoon drawing of a sweet older woman with the text "(D-MI) Evelyn Normielub - retired teacher - voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 21

Waking up like this

Picture of 2 black cats on a bed, the one in the gorgeous has wild yellow eyes

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 14

As I was saying...

Poster from group "Catholics for Catholics" who will be presenting the "Protector of America Award" to Tom "Sack of Cash" Holman. Bishop Joseph Strickland will join the ceremony in DC to give a special blessing to a man responsible for shitting on Jesus' Gospel.

Why, you may ask? I'll tell you! It's because the Holy Roman Catholic Church is the world's largest and oldest continuously operated criminal enterprise. It is the very definition of a whited sepulchre.

The Catholic Church - in addition to being the drug of choice for Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Kavanaugh, and Barrett - as well as the Couch Fucker - is also mostly known for running a global sex trafficking ring throughout the 20th Century. This is what they do

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Jan 11

Bloomberg, not @theonion.com youtu.be/9h-a9cvsbMM?...

Screenshot from Bloomberg News with a petroleum analyst discussing Venezuelan crude. The headline reads, "Venezuela Oil Too Heavy to be Desired, Analyst Says"

Bloomberg, not The Onion

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Dec 18

🎼🎶🎵 When it hurts When you're peein' Try some soothing Phenazopyridine 🎶🎶🎵

Redacted image of a pill bottle containing phenazopyridine, used to treat urinary tract pain

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Nov 30

Like that's ever happened before!

The moment Bush II was notified during 9/11

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Nov 27

Posting this to trigger the Brits on my timeline #HauteCuisine #AmericanDeliciousness

A picture of a sweet potato casserole with marshmallow topping, a distinctly white American staple, yet apparently a culinary sin on the other side of the pond

Jillian Hanlon@jillianhanlon· Nov 13

Mr. Marow was my best cat-friend ever. One day, he wanted to sleep in the chair I was sitting in. When he couldn't get me to move, he walked over to the door and asked to be let out. No sooner did I get to the door than he ran back to the chair I had been sitting on. He passed at the age of 17